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1/15/2012 10:17:01 AM EDT
Running concurrently with the other war film thread.



Name your war films that were so shite that you couldn't finish watching them, here's my starter for 10




1/15/2012 10:21:15 AM EDT
[#1]
The Thin Red Yawn
1/15/2012 10:26:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Pearl Harbour. Massive pile of shite.
1/15/2012 10:26:28 AM EDT
[#3]
Behind Enemy Lines II : Axis of Evil
1/15/2012 10:30:26 AM EDT
[#4]
Hell boats .
Escape to Athena
A couple of BW films set in Korea but can't remember names...

Oh and a couple set during Battle of the Bulge BW...

All truly awful
1/15/2012 10:31:06 AM EDT
[#5]
Seal Team VI

What a load of bollocks!
1/15/2012 10:31:22 AM EDT
[#6]
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas
1/15/2012 10:31:29 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Pearl Harbour. Massive pile of shite.


You mean the love story one
1/15/2012 10:37:13 AM EDT
[#8]
The Patriot, Mel Gibson. Utter shit, didn't make half way

1/15/2012 10:38:14 AM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Pearl Harbour. Massive pile of shite.




You mean the love story one


The very same

 
It probably shouldn't be classified as a war film to be fair....
1/15/2012 10:41:34 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas


Force 10 from Navarone
1/15/2012 10:42:14 AM EDT
[#11]
Age of heroes with Sean Bean & Danny dyer , (of all people) :-/

Endured the first 30 mins then had to switch it off :-(

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1/15/2012 10:46:20 AM EDT
[#12]
Second Dirty Dozen

Cross of iron 2    

1/15/2012 10:47:58 AM EDT
[#13]
Bought the pacific box set...and didn,t rate it. Not a patch on band of brothers.
1/15/2012 10:48:34 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas


Force 10 from Navarone


That's the one. So bad I couldn't even remember it's name.
1/15/2012 10:58:29 AM EDT
[#15]
If you have Sky and like bad war movies then you really must try movies for men.

You will be absolutely spoilt for choice. Go on, fill your boots.
1/15/2012 11:05:29 AM EDT
[#16]
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.

I felt I needed to share my pain

Wonder who was the latest to view it.
1/15/2012 11:22:52 AM EDT
[#17]
U-571, all the inaccuracies, and Jon Bon Jovi can't act, stick to music...
1/15/2012 12:03:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.

I felt I needed to share my pain

Wonder who was the latest to view it.


Tunnel Rats.
1/15/2012 12:06:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.

I felt I needed to share my pain

Wonder who was the latest to view it.


Tunnel Rats.


I actually enjoyed that film, it is the only film I have ever seen where every person that appears in it ends up dead, don't know where the film ended up though.
1/15/2012 12:42:07 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:

Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.



I felt I needed to share my pain



Wonder who was the latest to view it.




Tunnel Rats.




I actually enjoyed that film, it is the only film I have ever seen where every person that appears in it ends up dead, don't know where the film ended up though.

I think I gave it to Limey....





 
1/15/2012 1:01:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Not sure what it was called ( Nam movie with a pic of a blackhawk on the cover ) but I sent the DVD to someone on here and it stared making the rounds.

I felt I needed to share my pain

Wonder who was the latest to view it.


Tunnel Rats.


I actually enjoyed that film, it is the only film I have ever seen where every person that appears in it ends up dead, don't know where the film ended up though.


Reservoir dogs?
1/15/2012 1:45:05 PM EDT
[#22]
I've still got it, as well as the other one that was with it - last time I tried there were no takers to have it next though
1/15/2012 3:12:59 PM EDT
[#23]
The worst war film ever made is Steel Tempest, the biggest pile of steaming shit ever produced.

It's a badly written, badly acted embarrassment from start to finish. The 'special effects' are laughable, but seeing as the budget looks to have been about £10, I suppose they had an excuse. I was sent a preview tape before it had a cinema release, but after the dreadful reception it received they cancelled the big do up town.

Fuck me it's awful.
1/15/2012 3:23:17 PM EDT
[#24]
Who Dares Wins (1982) starring Lewis Collins, who said after the film had been made that it was a pile of crap.
Without doubt the worst war/internal security film I have ever seen.








er.......did I mention the trooper on the stairs in the embassy who took out Faisal is an old mucker?
1/15/2012 11:33:32 PM EDT
[#25]
Made to cash in on the Iranian Embassy. The film is utter rubbish - would have been a better film if they'd scrapped everything except the shoot out at the end.

1/16/2012 12:01:35 AM EDT
[#26]



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er.......did I mention the trooper on the stairs in the embassy who took out Faisal is an old mucker?


The competition is over

 
1/16/2012 10:06:42 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Who Dares Wins (1982) starring Lewis Collins, who said after the film had been made that it was a pile of crap.
Without doubt the worst war/internal security film I have ever seen.








er.......did I mention the trooper on the stairs in the embassy who took out Faisal is an old mucker?

Thanks for that link today, he speaketh the troof
1/16/2012 10:12:33 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
The second guns of navarone film - more turkey than Christmas


Did have a boob scene though