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3/1/2010 12:57:01 PM EDT










This brand spanking  new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever  built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse ,   France without a  single hour of airtime.






































Enter the Arab flight  crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct  pre-delivery tests on the  ground, such  as engine run-ups prior to  delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu  Dhabi. The ADAT crew taxied the  A340-600 to the run-up area.




































Then they took all Four engines to takeoff power with  a virtually empty aircraft. Not having Read the  run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an  empty A340-600 really  is.




































The takeoff warning horn  was blaring away in the  cockpit because they had All 4 engines at full  power. The aircraft computers  thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)





































Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the  circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the  alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the  air.





























The computers automatically released all the  Brakes and set the aircraft rocketing  forward.










The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.



























Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new Aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.























The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere.





























Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.





























Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.








































A French Airbus:                   $200 million dollars



Untrained Arab Flight Crew:        $300,000 Yearly Salary



Unread Operating Manual:           $300










aircraft meets retaining wall and  the wall  wins.



PRICELESS!!!

















"that's why God gave them camels"!











 
 
 
 
 
3/1/2010 1:00:59 PM EDT
[#1]
3/1/2010 1:07:57 PM EDT
[#2]
http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/etihad.asp . Next.
3/1/2010 1:09:11 PM EDT
[#3]
having had to teach troops from that part of the world nothing surprises me!
3/1/2010 1:16:47 PM EDT
[#4]
It is the Will of Allah.

...........and judging by what remains of the cockpit I would guess the crew aren't as tall as they were............
3/1/2010 1:31:11 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:


http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/etihad.asp . Next.


Doh! I guess not everything one reads on the internet is true. Give me a minute and will do another post that is true and can't be disproved.

 
3/1/2010 1:45:25 PM EDT
[#6]
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having had to teach troops from that part of the world nothing surprises me!


An ex- colleague who was a Royal Marine/helicopter flight instructor once related a tale of a Middle Eastern student who got it all wrong at 2000' and simply let go of the controls and sat back. Obliged to take over and after he had untangled it all and got them back right side up and at a sensible height, my Marine friend enquired as to WTF he thought he was doing. The reply was that if they were meant to live, Allah would save them........................

....and it has only just occurred to me that under that philosophy, Allah is a Royal Marine......................
3/1/2010 1:56:13 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
having had to teach troops from that part of the world nothing surprises me!


Puts me in mind of this.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfSwS4OO51w
3/2/2010 5:17:11 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
having had to teach troops from that part of the world nothing surprises me!


Puts me in mind of this.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfSwS4OO51w


No even worse than that these guys have an idea of the  aim of the lesson are actively taking part and show some hope of improvement

3/2/2010 6:37:17 AM EDT
[#9]
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post this in GD, Fucking hilarious
3/2/2010 7:04:50 AM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:


PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post this in GD, Fucking hilarious





Naah, coz they'd probably call it for the dupe that it is




 
3/2/2010 7:11:43 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:

Quoted:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post this in GD, Fucking hilarious

Naah, coz they'd probably call it for the dupe that it is
 


Yeah but the comments would be worth reading
3/2/2010 8:11:58 AM EDT
[#12]
Sorry to spoil it,full power trial gone wrong.





A French technician may have been involved as well.





Can someone do the link and then tell me how to.





http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2008/12/10/319969/violation-of-test-procedures-led-to-toulouse-a340-600.htm
 
3/2/2010 8:35:22 AM EDT
[#13]
"Surprise led the ground-test technician to focus on the braking system, so he did not think about reducing the engines' thrust," it adds. Only after the collision with the wall were the throttle levers retarded to the idle position.

A bit like all those Toyota stuck accelerator problems, shutting off the power always helps
3/2/2010 8:37:49 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
"Surprise led the ground-test technician to focus on the braking system, so he did not think about reducing the engines' thrust," it adds. Only after the collision with the wall were the throttle levers retarded to the idle position.

A bit like all those Toyota stuck accelerator problems, shutting off the power always helps


Thats exactly I thought - especially in the case of the Highway Patrolman - one would have thought he would have just cut the engine ??