Posted: 2/12/2010 10:12:12 AM EDT
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I have a next door neighbor I hate with a passion. She is a crazy nutjob from Japan. EVERYBODY in the neighborhood hates her for all kinds of reasons.
She has caused so much trouble with the HOA it has fallen apart. She's cost the HOA over $10K in legal expenses about a friggin' trampoline in the yard behind her. She could see kids over the fence bouncing up and down. She and her husband says it keeps them from enjoying their patio. She's caused all kinds of crap about dogs. She complains about barking dogs from two miles away. She turns her sprinkler system on if she sees someone coming down the sidewalk walking their dog. The goofy bitch waters her lawn in January. The day we moved into our house she came over and told me to move my truck from in front of her house. What a fuckin' welcome to a neighborhood. I'm civil to the bitch, no one else will speak to her. My wife has told me repeatedly be decent, not rude. So I am. I get home from PT today, hurting like hell. I get ice on my knee and sit down. Then my fucking door bell rings again and again and again. She is at the door in hysterics. I finally get her calmed down and she tells me water is pouring out of her garage. I told her I'd look at it but I couldn't do much. So I hobble over there and the water is coming out a the cold water supply pipe going to her hot water heater. A 3/4" pipe is running full blast on city pressure putting out hundreds of gallons an hour. I get soaked turning off the cut off valve. Then I call a buddy asking him to come solder the pipe together. He's on his way now. He's an AC contractor that used to work for me when I ran a maintenance outfit. If she says anything goofy, or demands this or that, she has seen the last bit of civility from me she ever will. And the screwy thing is, I'll bet she'll say something really stupid. She'd better not!!!!!!!! 
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At least you don't have a psyco dyke who keeps threating to kill you. I love living in Trashastan. Eta: She still comes over and wants to borrow stuff like she is my best friend. Sounds like something this gal would do. She doesn't understand why everybody in the neighborhood hates her. My buddy showed up and he's over there fixing her water heater now. I told her if she pissed him off, I was going to be mad at her and for her to never ring my door bell again. So much for my civility. 
She got the message in no uncertain terms. I damn sure won't tell my wife what I said. She'll whip my ass from the front door to the street. 
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hell I've got great neighbors, I've only met the ones that live just south of me once, when the first moved in approx 8 years ago, the ones just north I've known my entire life, only see/talk to them approx 3 or 4 times a year, and one on the other side of the addition, know her only because she works at where I bank, nobody else out of 30 or so houses even waves .
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You forget my neighbor, who on my second or third day home from Korea(and my second or third day in the f'ing house) asked me to go in halfs for a new fence in the back yard, and then hired someone to dig a hole in my back yard to replace her broken sewer pipe. |
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You forget my neighbor, who on my second or third day home from Korea(and my second or third day in the f'ing house) asked me to go in halfs for a new fence in the back yard, and then hired someone to dig a hole in my back yard to replace her broken sewer pipe. If the sewer line lays in your yard, then you can't deny someone on an adjourning lot from repairing their line to the main. You can make them repair your yard, but you can't stop them from accessing your yard for reasons of sewer repair. A friend was digging up and repairing his line when a neighbor called in on him for not having the permit. So he got a contractor and a back hoe in to dig the trench and hole. Damned if his service wasn't under the complaining neighbor's garden. 
She screamed bloody hell but the city was on his side after he hired a legitimate contractor. What goes around, comes around. 
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The sole reason I am civil to her is my wife. If she pisses my wife off, then I'll tell her to get lost. I have to share a bed with my wife. She controls half the money and all the sex. So she's the boss.  All the sex????? Man you need to get to know your hand!
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The sole reason I am civil to her is my wife. If she pisses my wife off, then I'll tell her to get lost. I have to share a bed with my wife. She controls half the money and all the sex. So she's the boss. All the sex????? Man you need to get to know your hand!
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The sole reason I am civil to her is my wife. If she pisses my wife off, then I'll tell her to get lost. I have to share a bed with my wife. She controls half the money and all the sex. So she's the boss. All the sex????? Man you need to get to know your hand!
Rat? Your up !!! He's probably underneath PC's desk right now.
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I have a next door neighbor I hate with a passion. She is a crazy nutjob from Japan. EVERYBODY in the neighborhood hates her for all kinds of reasons. She has caused so much trouble with the HOA it has fallen apart. She's cost the HOA over $10K in legal expenses about a friggin' trampoline in the yard behind her. She could see kids over the fence bouncing up and down. She and her husband says it keeps them from enjoying their patio. She's caused all kinds of crap about dogs. She complains about barking dogs from two miles away. She turns her sprinkler system on if she sees someone coming down the sidewalk walking their dog. The goofy bitch waters her lawn in January. The day we moved into our house she came over and told me to move my truck from in front of her house. What a fuckin' welcome to a neighborhood. I'm civil to the bitch, no one else will speak to her. My wife has told me repeatedly be decent, not rude. So I am. I get home from PT today, hurting like hell. I get ice on my knee and sit down. Then my fucking door bell rings again and again and again. She is at the door in hysterics. I finally get her calmed down and she tells me water is pouring out of her garage. I told her I'd look at it but I couldn't do much. So I hobble over there and the water is coming out a the cold water supply pipe going to her hot water heater. A 3/4" pipe is running full blast on city pressure putting out hundreds of gallons an hour. I get soaked turning off the cut off valve. Then I call a buddy asking him to come solder the pipe together. He's on his way now. He's an AC contractor that used to work for me when I ran a maintenance outfit. If she says anything goofy, or demands this or that, she has seen the last bit of civility from me she ever will. And the screwy thing is, I'll bet she'll say something really stupid. She'd better not!!!!!!!!
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At least you don't have a psyco dyke who keeps threating to kill you. I love living in Trashastan. Eta: She still comes over and wants to borrow stuff like she is my best friend. Sounds like she is bipolar to me.... She is full blown crazy. I have had 3 nails in my tires in 5 months and the lady at the end of the street has had 6. About 5 months ago she threatned to throw nails in the road to slow people down. You can't go more than 10mph on the trail we call a road, unless your her kids that fly up and down the road on 4 wheelers and dirt bikes. They like to ride after dark with no lights. And the best part- It's a private road that takes a 30' wide 330' long piece of road that is part of my lot and I pay taxes on and she is renter telling me what I can do one my own land. |
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hell I've got great neighbors, I've only met the ones that live just south of me once, when the first moved in approx 8 years ago, the ones just north I've known my entire life, only see/talk to them approx 3 or 4 times a year, and one on the other side of the addition, know her only because she works at where I bank, nobody else out of 30 or so houses even waves .You are so lucky. We moved out here last spring because there is only 7 houses on the mile long road. Psyco was the only one that came and said hi, of course she wanted something. The others justed waved, no talking, just polite waving-perfect neighbors. We moved out to avoid the so called human race, and that thing shows up on my doorstep. |
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hell I've got great neighbors, I've only met the ones that live just south of me once, when the first moved in approx 8 years ago, the ones just north I've known my entire life, only see/talk to them approx 3 or 4 times a year, and one on the other side of the addition, know her only because she works at where I bank, nobody else out of 30 or so houses even waves .You are so lucky. We moved out here last spring because there is only 7 houses on the mile long road. Psyco was the only one that came and said hi, of course she wanted something. The others justed waved, no talking, just polite waving-perfect neighbors. We moved out to avoid the so called human race, and that thing shows up on my doorstep. hell man, just because a place is in the woods doesn't mean the people in the area are going to be friendly, and every area that's got more than a couple of families living in it is going to have at least one that's a problem to the rest  .
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hell man, just because a place is in the woods doesn't mean the people in the area are going to be friendly, and every area that's got more than a couple of families living in it is going to have at least one that's a problem to the rest .That's the friggin' truth. It doesn't matter where the hell I move to, I'm going to have one neighbor that is a rotten SOB or goofy bitch. |
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hell I've got great neighbors, I've only met the ones that live just south of me once, when the first moved in approx 8 years ago, the ones just north I've known my entire life, only see/talk to them approx 3 or 4 times a year, and one on the other side of the addition, know her only because she works at where I bank, nobody else out of 30 or so houses even waves .I guess life is easy when you are the psycho in the neighborhood.
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hell I've got great neighbors, I've only met the ones that live just south of me once, when the first moved in approx 8 years ago, the ones just north I've known my entire life, only see/talk to them approx 3 or 4 times a year, and one on the other side of the addition, know her only because she works at where I bank, nobody else out of 30 or so houses even waves .I guess life is easy when you are the psycho in the neighborhood. I try
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I've always heard that there is at least one crazy asshole in a neighborhood. I guess I'm just lucky I have never seen one in any neighborhood I have lived in. HHHhhhmmmmmm............What does THAT tell you????
that he doesn't live next door to you
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