Posted: 1/19/2008 6:21:28 PM EDT
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I will start with the Strong man contest 1) 10' stick of 1" emt 2) bend a 90 hook on the end 3) fill the 90 with water holding the long end at a 45 deg angel to hold water in 4) Tell the new guy that he has to lift the pipe with the 90 end straight up with only his wrists. It is not possible. 5) Tell him he can use his arms pivoting his elbows only. 6) When the 90 goes up the water comes down flooding his pants. 7) Call him pissy pants for the remainder of the day  Strong Man part 2 Pretend you are trying to bend 6 welding rods around your neck. Tell the mark you bet him 1$ he cant do it. When he does and the rods bend and all the coating on the rods go down his back I am electric Put pepper on top of a glass full of water and tell the apprentices that when you have been hit with 277 or more voltage your body retains a negative charge. Tell them to put their finger in the water and watch the pepper floating on the top. Nothing happens. Then without them seeing put soap on your finger and stick it in the pepper water. The pepper rushes out to the edge of the glass. Then tell them to spread the word at school to all their friends and teachers. Anyone else like co worker pranks, besides Peta. |
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Not my idea, and possibly one if the worst things to do to another man, BUT- Next time you get a ride with a co-worker, get a pair of women's thong underware. Holding it conceled in your left hand stuff it into the crack on the left side of the passenger's seat as your getting in and putting on your belt with just a little sticking out. If done correctly it should be hard to see from the drivers seat but sort of obvious from the passenger's perspective as they get in. Obviously the target will have one hell of a hard time explaining this when there SO finds them. |
My job steward once patted me on the shoulder, which I realized was out of character. Then when I got home and the wife smelled strange perfume, I knew why. One of the welders in our local used to do the same thing to one of my buddys. Guy had dry eyes all the time from work. My buddy sealed his Visine bottle's cap w/ superglue. Seems its real distracting to drive @ 85mph and try to unscrew a sealed visine bottle, w/ dry squinty eyes.
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Jumper wire from turn signal to horn.... Kendal posi-additive soaked rag stuffed under the truck's heater vent... Grease under door handles.... Grease around rim of coffee cup... Absolute best prank I ever pulled happened because of a mouse.......one of my co-workers, and good friend, had found a mouse in another buddies car....found it because it ran up his pant leg as they were driving down the road...he was completely freaked out by this..... Enter Boo's sick sense of humor... .....I went down to the pet store and bought a cat toy mouse. When he went to lunch the next day, I took some fishing line and tied the mouse to his phone's handset, hiding the mouse under his keyboard. When he got back from lunch, we were all trying NOT to laugh out loud in anticipation....but the damn phone hadn't rung yet....so I picked it up, called one of the other lines, and one of the other guys picked up and put it on hold for him...."Dude, you got a call on line 2!!" He picks up the phone, the mouse flies out from under the keyboard straight at his head, he screams like a little girl, drops the phone and picks up the keyboard and starts beating the toy mouse with it.....only to discover it was stuffed.... I think it was 3 days before he talked to me again.....  |
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Oh, man. It's a daily occurence where I work. We're in the process of engineering one for my delivery driver, but no one is brave enough to ge the required items yet.... A large inflatable "phallic" object concealed under the back of her truck tied into the exhaust system, so its unseen when she gets into he truck. Then when she starts the engine, BOING!! |
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A couple more. Lidocaine jelly mixed into someones tooth paste. The last time this was done the target brushed his teeth just before going out and ended up slurring and drooling in front of the patient. The next is much more malicious. 10 1" holes drilled through the flat roof directly above a directors office Friday of a long weekend. Just by chance it poured 4" over the weekend. If you have a less than sharp co-worked, take one of his uniform shirts and move all of the buttons up or down 1 1/2". just enough so that he is unlikely to notice as he puts it on but everone elso will ridicule him. |
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None of my co-workers have a sense of humor. Actually, last week I was working on a project with a vegetarian hippy chick and she had taken some vitamins and was convinced they were stuck in her esophagus. She was asking various people for advice. I told her I knew a guy once who got some vitamins stuck in his esophagus. She said Yes....? Three days later, dead, I said.  She wasn't amused...
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