Posted: 8/5/2006 7:01:02 AM EDT
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Get ready, were gonna compete in the "doubles" division! news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_nm/masturbate_odd_dc |
Gary and I made a blood pact when we were young to make sure we don't miss any jerk off contests. He tried to get us on America's Got Talent but they won't return his calls. They KNOW we will win, I mean after all the practicing we do every week who would doubt that? |
