Posted: 6/27/2005 10:36:22 AM EDT
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>>>> > >>> > > A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first >>>exhibits >>>they >>> > > stopped at was the breeding bulls. >>> > > They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that >>>said, >>> > > "This bull mated 50 times last year." >>> > > >>> > > The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, > >>> > "He >>> > > mated 50 times last year." >>> > > >>> > > They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that >>>said, >>> > > "This bull mated 120 times last year. " >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's > >>> > more >>> > > than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." >>> > > >>> > > They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that >>>said, >>> > > in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly brok e her >>husband's >>> > > ribs, said, That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something > >>> > from >>> > > this one! >>> > > >>> > > The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if >>it >>> > > was with the same cow." |
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and > went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been > such > a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, > you > can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out > with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to > God. > God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who > invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" > Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." > God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty > unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" > Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but > aren't You the inventor of woman?" > God said, "Yes." > "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major > design flaws in your invention: > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; > 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" > "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." > God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited > for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, > "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than > yours." |
Very nice, very very nice!!!!! |
Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
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