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11/20/2006 5:26:03 PM EDT
These aren't my pics, I stole them off the web. But mine is like new, and it really belongs somewhere besides in my gunshit. Perhaps in your gunshit.

It goes to whomever posts the best reason/story/excuse to motivate me to the post office.

Rules for the contest; Can't think of any besides you'll need a valid mailing address.
Deadline; this weekish.

Entertain me, and it's yours. (if I can't decide on a winner, there will be 100% more poll, later in this thread)






11/20/2006 5:42:25 PM EDT
[#1]
Seeing how you owe me lunch I will save you a trip to the PO and you can just give it to me.


On the other side of the coin... I just ain't sure I am that tactical.

I like the shooting, killing, and the violating of my intruders(company) in the complete dark.
11/20/2006 5:47:13 PM EDT
[#2]

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best reason/story/excuse to motivate me to the post office.


Because those fuckers got it comin' to them!
11/20/2006 5:48:56 PM EDT
[#3]
Oooh!

I need that.

I really cannot afford one because I'm a poor widow's son.

And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.

Oh did I mention that one night I sat up until 5:30 in the morning in LCR land because of you.

11/20/2006 5:50:12 PM EDT
[#4]

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Oooh!

I need that.

I really cannot afford one because I'm a poor widow's son.

And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.

Oh did I mention that one night I sat up until 5:30 in the morning in LCR land because of you.



You slept in the truck
11/20/2006 5:53:02 PM EDT
[#5]

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Oooh!

I need that.

I really cannot afford one because I'm a poor widow's son.

And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.

Oh did I mention that one night I sat up until 5:30 in the morning in LCR land because of you.



You slept in the truck


LIAR!

I only napped briefly.

I was awake for the "Did you see that deer?" comment and the rest of the ride home.
11/20/2006 5:56:09 PM EDT
[#6]

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Oooh!

I need that.

I really cannot afford one because I'm a poor widow's son.

And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.

Oh did I mention that one night I sat up until 5:30 in the morning in LCR land because of you.



LIAR!

I only napped briefly.

I was awake for the "Did you see that deer?" comment and the rest of the ride home.

You slept in the truck


Your Quote-foo is weak tonight
11/20/2006 5:57:47 PM EDT
[#7]
?
11/20/2006 6:05:32 PM EDT
[#8]
11/20/2006 6:46:24 PM EDT
[#9]
Send it to me because I provided you with your nightly mirth and laughter by posting this pic in another thread..

11/20/2006 7:11:46 PM EDT
[#10]

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Send it to me because I provided you with your nightly mirth and laughter by posting this pic in another thread..

img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/grumpym4/caveman.jpg


11/20/2006 8:07:43 PM EDT
[#11]

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And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.


Is that you Tiny Tim?
11/20/2006 8:09:40 PM EDT
[#12]

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And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.


Is that you Tiny Tim?


11/20/2006 8:37:41 PM EDT
[#13]

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And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.


Jesus Christ, what a fuckin mooch.
11/20/2006 9:55:08 PM EDT
[#14]
I need it to draw down on the condo tenants who wander out of their condos after dark. The fuckers drop illegal stuff in the dumpsters and I gotta go John Law on them. One of them kids broke the swing on the swing set!!!! I need a bayonet for the same reason, and some C4.....sons of bitches.......
11/20/2006 10:43:45 PM EDT
[#15]
If you send it to me, I will go across the street to the half naked coffee whores and take some pictures for you.
11/21/2006 6:03:56 AM EDT
[#16]

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If you send it to me, I will go across the street to the half naked coffee whores and take some pictures for you.


The stakes just got raised!
11/21/2006 6:06:08 AM EDT
[#17]
I need it because mine keeps breaking...



11/21/2006 6:15:20 AM EDT
[#18]

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And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.


Jesus Christ, what a fuckin mooch.




Anyone who knows me, knows that is not a true statement.

11/21/2006 6:27:59 AM EDT
[#19]

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And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.


Jesus Christ, what a fuckin mooch.




Anyone who knows me, knows that is not a true statement.



Anyone who knows 1GR, knows taking him seriously would result in missing a lot of good jokes.
11/21/2006 6:29:30 AM EDT
[#20]

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And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.


Jesus Christ, what a fuckin mooch.




Anyone who knows me, knows that is not a true statement.



Anyone who knows 1GR, knows taking him seriously would result in missing a lot of good jokes.


I wasn't taking him seriously.

But there are others on this board that don't know him and don't know me.



I will not allow him the opportunity to mess with my future moochings.
11/21/2006 6:35:44 AM EDT
[#21]

11/21/2006 6:38:24 AM EDT
[#22]
height=8
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I need it because mine keeps breaking...

home.comcast.net/~gunbits/RedForeman/AR_TacLite.jpg

hatSome one else did the same thing with a Makarov and a 60 watt.
11/21/2006 6:41:32 AM EDT
[#23]

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And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.


Jesus Christ, what a fuckin mooch.




Anyone who knows me, knows that is not a true statement.



and PCR-00 too.

You guys are like two pees in a pod when it comes to mooching.  
11/21/2006 6:44:49 AM EDT
[#24]

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And to top it off my birthday is on Christmas day and it would be an awesome present.


Jesus Christ, what a fuckin mooch.




Anyone who knows me, knows that is not a true statement.



and PCR-00 too.

You guys are like two pees in a pod when it comes to mooching.  


11/21/2006 6:56:37 AM EDT
[#25]

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If you send it to me, I will go across the street to the half naked coffee whores and take some pictures for you.


The last thing Odt needs is pictures of you standing in front of the half naked coffee house.  
11/21/2006 6:58:13 AM EDT
[#26]

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and PCR-00 too.
You guys are like two pees in a pod when it comes to mooching.


Pees as in golden shower?  
11/21/2006 7:06:37 AM EDT
[#27]

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and PCR-00 too.
You guys are like two pees in a pod when it comes to mooching.


Pees as in golden shower?  


11/21/2006 7:35:40 AM EDT
[#28]
D'oh!

11/24/2006 10:13:42 AM EDT
[#29]

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Send it to me because I provided you with your nightly mirth and laughter by posting this pic in another thread..



This one entertained me the most. IM me a name & mailing address, and that's where it'll go.
11/24/2006 12:58:33 PM EDT
[#30]

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Send it to me because I provided you with your nightly mirth and laughter by posting this pic in another thread..


This one entertained me the most. IM me a name & mailing address, and that's where it'll go.




11/24/2006 1:02:52 PM EDT
[#31]

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Send it to me because I provided you with your nightly mirth and laughter by posting this pic in another thread..
images.amazon.com/images/P/1570719675.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


This one entertained me the most. IM me a name & mailing address, and that's where it'll go.






Must be a Lewis County thing. That's why most of us just visit. I'm sure we're ALL happier, that way.
11/24/2006 1:06:02 PM EDT
[#32]

11/24/2006 1:16:40 PM EDT
[#33]

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TRG says he's sorry, and promises we'll read this together, by candle light.




11/24/2006 1:24:39 PM EDT
[#34]
Get your own material.
11/24/2006 1:32:33 PM EDT
[#35]
11/24/2006 4:30:03 PM EDT
[#36]
Gawd I wish I could grow a beard like that.
11/24/2006 4:41:21 PM EDT
[#37]
Ineed one...but I can't afford it......I'm married with teenage children
11/25/2006 10:54:45 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

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Send it to me because I provided you with your nightly mirth and laughter by posting this pic in another thread..

img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/grumpym4/caveman.jpg


This one entertained me the most. IM me a name & mailing address, and that's where it'll go.


What's funny about that, is that whoever made it used a picture of a Marine.
11/25/2006 11:27:40 AM EDT
[#39]
Guess I should read the threads more closer.  I could have come up with a few good reasons.  
11/25/2006 1:05:25 PM EDT
[#40]

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What's funny about that, is that whoever made it used a picture of a Marine.


Why do you say that?

The camo could very easily be ACU just as much as it could be marpat.

Unless you're seeing somthing else.
11/25/2006 8:09:32 PM EDT
[#41]

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What's funny about that, is that whoever made it used a picture of a Marine.


Why do you say that?

The camo could very easily be ACU just as much as it could be marpat.

Unless you're seeing somthing else.


Two things.
First, and what stands out to me, is his right sleeve and pocket.  It doesn't have the US flag or velcro.  On the ACU, the entire pocket to include the flap is covered in velcro, and we wear the US flag, either the full color in garrison or the IR reflective "subdued" in tactical environments (cool phrase huh?).  Unless he were wearing those unauthorised velcro covers in the UCP (Universal Camoflauge Pattern, the actual name for the ACU color scheme), there wouldn't be any pattern visible at all.  And it doens't look like it's there.

Second is the helmet.  It's not the ACH.  It looks more like the PASGTm or the new lightweight helmet that the Marines issue.  Most units that deployed with the ACU's have also been issued the ACH.
11/25/2006 11:16:57 PM EDT
[#42]
Ah. Good spot on the different pockets. For some reason I didn't catch that.

As for the helmet, it does look more like an old PASGT helmet then a new ACH, but I do know for a fact that at least some Marines are also issued the ACH as the ones that last visited at the yard were wearing them.

Point conceded though. With that info, I'd have to say marine too.

11/26/2006 8:30:25 AM EDT
[#43]

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Ah. Good spot on the different pockets. For some reason I didn't catch that.

As for the helmet, it does look more like an old PASGT helmet then a new ACH, but I do know for a fact that at least some Marines are also issued the ACH as the ones that last visited at the yard were wearing them.

Point conceded though. With that info, I'd have to say marine too.



Well since you conceded...

That would mean you won the mount using a falsified document.

I think you should pass it along to me once you receive it.

11/26/2006 1:19:41 PM EDT
[#44]

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Well since you conceded...
That would mean you won the mount using a falsified document.
I think you should pass it along to me once you receive it.


Well, since the above "falsified document" came to me from a person who is a member of the ARMY national guard, I hold it to you that since it was made by an ARMY NG member, that it simply PROVES the point that you don't have to be all that bright to be in the Army.

You can have it as soon as you send me $875(you know your real price) dollars for shipping and handling and I will throw in a Trijicon Ta31 RCO for free as a booby prize....

11/26/2006 1:22:20 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

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Well since you conceded...
That would mean you won the mount using a falsified document.
I think you should pass it along to me once you receive it.


Well, since the above "falsified document" came to me from a person who is a member of the ARMY national guard, I hold it to you that since it was made by an ARMY NG member, that it simply PROVES the point that you don't have to be all that bright to be in the Army.

You can have it as soon as you send me $875(you know your real price) dollars for shipping and handling and I will throw in a Trijicon Ta31 RCO for free as a booby prize....



11/26/2006 3:42:33 PM EDT
[#46]
Ya know, I was thinking about showing up at Macs next year on Halloween dressed as a giant brick, but I don't think you would be able to control yourself and i'd have to be taken to the hospital....
11/26/2006 11:30:54 PM EDT
[#47]

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Ya know, I was thinking about showing up at Macs next year on Halloween dressed as a giant brick, but I don't think you would be able to control yourself and i'd have to be taken to the hospital....


The very reason that you need to do it.
11/27/2006 3:06:54 PM EDT
[#48]

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The very reason that you need to do it.


Wow..I can feel the love..
11/27/2006 9:55:28 PM EDT
[#49]

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Thank you.  It's a gift.