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6/3/2007 12:40:25 PM EDT
this has been around for a while but still funny as hell. Go Huskies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wordy but funny ending



HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington

chemistry mid term.



The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it

with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have

the pleasure of enjoying it as well :



Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic

(absorbs heat)?



Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law

(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some

variant.



One student, however, wrote the following:



First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we

need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate

at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a

soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different

religions that exist in the world today.



Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their

religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these

religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we

can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as

they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase

exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell

because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and

pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand

proportionately as souls are added.



This gives two possibilities:



1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls

enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase

until all Hell breaks loose.



2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in

Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes

over.



So which is it?



If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year

that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,"  

and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then

number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and

has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell

has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and

is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the

existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept

shouting "Oh my God."



THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
6/3/2007 1:34:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Some interesting folks from my old school
6/3/2007 1:51:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Oh yeah. Class of 2000 here!
6/3/2007 4:21:46 PM EDT
[#3]
1993 for me
6/3/2007 9:49:35 PM EDT
[#4]
If Hell had no Fury/Pain you would'nt know what Heaven is.....and yes that statement is off topic.

If the Lass is screaming 'Your the Devil' I could go with that and some Cuss Words in your favor... the Math equation is there
6/3/2007 11:07:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Reno is so close to hell that you can see Sparks.

(goin' for a ride on the old lollercoaster there)