Posted: 4/6/2010 11:12:51 PM EDT
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So, I lost the pub quiz last night by 1 point. The last question was "where do most women have curly hair?" Apparently the correct answer is Africa.
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Since were already off topic.
Two fleas from Saskatchewan had an agreement to meet every winter in Yuma for a vacation. When one flea gets to Yuma; he's all blue, shivering and shaking, nearly frozen to death! The other flea asks him, 'What happened to you?' The first flea says, 'I rode down here from Regina, Saskatchewan, in the mustache of a guy on a Harley.' The other flea responds saying, 'That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Plains Hotel Bar in Regina. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice snowbird, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy.' The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Yuma; he is all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Again, nearly frozen to death. The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?' 'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said. I went to the Plains Bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young snowbird came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley.' |
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Naw, when it comes to men's pubic hair, The Squirrel is the 'go to' guy. He's got a cardboard box with about 12lbs of the stuff. He'll show it to you if you ask. Even if you don't ask. Even when you tell him to stop and put it away please because now the kids are crying and I think I hear police sirens. |
