Posted: 5/28/2014 6:04:30 PM EDT
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Long time stalker lurker here.
I love long walks on the beach, a nice romantic novel, reading poetry to an audience, grooming my dogs (happy that only one is allergic to peanut butter), basting turkeys, painting orientals fingernails, sucking on lollipops, scratching my boyfriends itchy butthole, taking selfies in rest area bathrooms, rusty trombones, blumpkins, parking at Hoffmans, reading porn to the blind, bukake, Picking out outfits for metro parepelegic trannys, and Handjobs at the beach, blowies in the mall parking lot, driving by cavs house to see him half naked in his driveway....OMG!!! |
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Long time stalker lurker here. I love long walks on the beach, a nice romantic novel, reading poetry to an audience, grooming my dogs (happy that only one is allergic to peanut butter), basting turkeys, painting orientals fingernails, sucking on lollipops, scratching my boyfriends itchy butthole, taking selfies in rest area bathrooms, rusty trombones, blumpkins, parking at Hoffmans, reading porn to the blind, bukake, Picking out outfits for metro parepelegic trannys, and Handjobs at the beach, blowies in the mall parking lot, driving by cavs house to see him half naked in his driveway....OMG!!! You will either hook up or get banned in the next few hours! I vote for ban! |
I dont like glocks. Too big for my small hands .
I have read about this Dan person in the history books and have heard many stories about him from the old timers at the gun stores. He must have been a god amongst men. Wish I could meet him. I heard he was cute, but had a wife. 
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Long time stalker lurker here. I love long walks on the beach, a nice romantic novel, reading poetry to an audience, grooming my dogs (happy that only one is allergic to peanut butter), basting turkeys, painting orientals fingernails, sucking on lollipops, scratching my boyfriends itchy butthole, taking selfies in rest area bathrooms, rusty trombones, blumpkins, parking at Hoffmans, reading porn to the blind, bukake, Picking out outfits for metro parepelegic trannys, and Handjobs at the beach, blowies in the mall parking lot, driving by cavs house to see him half naked in his driveway....OMG!!! The funniest post I've read in a long time. |
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Long time stalker lurker here. I love long walks on the beach, a nice romantic novel, reading poetry to an audience, grooming my dogs (happy that only one is allergic to peanut butter), basting turkeys, painting orientals fingernails, sucking on lollipops, scratching my boyfriends itchy butthole, taking selfies in rest area bathrooms, rusty trombones, blumpkins, parking at Hoffmans, reading porn to the blind, bukake, Picking out outfits for metro parepelegic trannys, and Handjobs at the beach, blowies in the mall parking lot, driving by cavs house to see him half naked in his driveway....OMG!!! What's with all the "reading"? Don't you know this is 'Murica? 
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