Posted: 10/29/2007 7:59:34 AM EDT
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I just wanted to say Hi and maybe start a thread where we could ramble on about shoes and such. I must admit that I am no fashionista, but I do prioritize my outfits. My Underwear, socks and some of my jeans are from Walmart, my boots are National Guard donors(Thanks Sgt.Ernest!), my Tex Schumacher belt came from a thrift store, along with most of my other clothes. The only place in my wardrobe hasn't been scrimped is my holster selection. They are honestly the most expensive clothing items I wear. So, anyway, get back to me, K. |
and a BWAHAHA
SIR! Put your hands in the air and SLOWLY back away from the Crack Pipe! |
ishoottolive? ISHOOTTOLIVE? ISHOOTTOLIVE?????? How dare you, you BITCH? I thought you only talked to ME about these things ...........  I feel hurt. I feel robbed. I kinda feel violated ....... and not in that good way  I was hoping that you were going to ask me about MY underwear ......... 
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Dagnabit!,the competion is gaining momentum.I'm entering the Boxer Brief division you know Comfort,Practicality and emphisis on Package Support. I can't wait for the FootWear competion,a delightful example of Old Skool Desert Camo Canvas Hi-Tops comeplete with matching laces.I hear Imelda Marcos will be the main Judge with that FruitBat Sylvia from Montels show interpreting every brain wave from Imeldas Formaldehydrated leathery carcass 
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**snicker, snicker*** ....boys.....  Hey gunbert, a little off topic, but you're with Verizon, right? Can you still set up accts in NV, or do you know someone we should go see? We'll be switching over after the new year.....  eta: oh, to make it ON topic, maybe you could help me pick out a new phone that would coordinate with my shoes? 
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No sweat... shoot me an IM |
Shoes and phones do not need to match. Holsters and shoes do need to match. Lately, I have been squirreling away my Glock17 in a slim little kydex number in basic black that goes with every pair of boots in my closet. Seriously, if you have contact with LEOs, they are gonna judge you by the way in which you have coordinated your tactical gear. Do you really wanna get caught with a high tech polymer type wonder pistol and have them find an old school buck knife in your pocket? BLASPHEMY! That could be made to work with a blued revolver, but even todays lightweight alloys now marketed in the revolver market call for something more modern. Your holster speaks volumes about you. Your cell phone is just like every other loser's phone, with some kitty kat stickers or rhinestone bling decals, but your holster says " This is the package that I tote my phallic death dealer in and you will admire and love it!" My second generation G17 matches perfectly with my IWB kydex holster and the Cold Steel Voyager Tanto with broken pocket clip. Add some boxer briefs and Rustler jeans from Walmart, a pair of Belleville boots and I am as hip as last years Ken Doll. |
Nice try, THREADKILLER! This is not about you and no amount of fancy talking is gonna take the focus off of what is important here, that is tactical coordination and Joe's refusal to get in on this topic is speaking volumes about the kind of fluff he is teaching down there in his so called academy. Seriously, he might cover minor issues like how to draw a firearm from a holster under stress, hitting the target with speed and precision, and all that other stuff that gun guys like to emphasize, but I have not read one review about the kind of holster/underwear coordination that really matters. Seriously, you may never be involved in a self defense shooting in the many years you carry a firearm, but you will need comfy and attractive undergarments EVERYDAY!. That is why I have never signed up for one of Joe's classes. When he offers a course on the things that really matter to the informed shooter, I'll consider spending my hard earned money, but until then I'll just practice my Charles Bronson looks in the full length mirror. You guys can waste your time on what may pass for training in some circles, when you want to delve into what is important, you can grovel back here and maybe I'll sher some more of my fashion advice. I changed my mind, I am a Fashionista. I used to watch the style report every morning on CNN, so I think that I have more than paid my dues. I can act gay and fan myself with the best of them.  You guys have just enraged me! I am going to Starbucks for a latte and a hug.
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Damn Ishoot2live..you're popular today..
Don't hate, gunmonkey. 
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I can't BELIEVE that you brought that up!  That was your special name for me ..... just for me .......... for me ..... Now I see what all our time has meant to you, and what our relationship signifies. You just use me, and then throw me away when you want to talk to men who know more about guns and tactics and coordination?! I may not have run through every firearms course out there, but I had thought it was enough ...... for you to be happy?  That's the last time I let you talk me into trying a suppressor of a larger caliber screwed onto the end of my rifle  Well, bye ....... 
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I'll train ya', Bro. I don't want to drop my standards, but if you show up like this I might make an exception. Underwear course for gunmonkey!!! 
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See, now we are making progress. You still don't seem to grasp the importance of what I am trying to get to here, but I can see you are opening your horizons. You just let me know when you want to teach a class on the important gun stuff. None of that sight alignment crap or trigger press voodoo. Just the basics. Underpants, Fool! |