[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Immortality

Posted: 6/16/2015 8:45:13 AM EDT

A recent study shows that masturbating 2x a week increases a man's life expectancy by 20%.

I did the math, I'm immortal.

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Posted: 6/16/2015 9:22:34 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/16/2015 9:35:36 AM EDT

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I'd shake your hand, but...

Posted: 6/16/2015 11:26:50 AM EDT

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Does your ceiling look like a Jackson Pollock painting under black light?

ETA: What good does immortality do you if you're blind?

Posted: 6/16/2015 1:17:56 PM EDT

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Might as well start calling me Highlander then. You'd have to chop of my head to kill me, but I'm not sure which one.

Posted: 6/16/2015 3:55:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/16/2015 4:20:17 PM EDT

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"He says he wants some good, old fashioned cola."

Posted: 6/16/2015 4:24:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/19/2015 8:34:20 AM EDT

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