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2/19/2007 7:34:11 AM EDT
Where do you find a lady that
1, Likes firearms
2, NOT a single mom
3, Thighs don't rub together
4, Not fugly

and have a nice overall personaly?
2/19/2007 7:37:18 AM EDT
[#1]
1.  You can teach them to like firearms.

2.  What's wrong with kids?

3.  What's wrong with big women?  They need love too.

4.  Are you a perfect catch?  If not, I suggest you relax a bit.

5.  A personality like yours or better?

2/19/2007 7:44:40 AM EDT
[#2]
Post your picture and we'll set you up accordingly.............
2/19/2007 7:57:38 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Where do you find a lady that
1, Likes firearms
2, NOT a single mom
3, Thighs don't rub together
4, Not fugly

and have a nice overall personaly?



Are you serious with this?  Now I'll be the first to agree that Washington has it's fair share of single overweight moms, but there is no need for this.  Me thinks you are not 21 yet.  If you were you would know hot spots and places to meet the young hotties you seek.
2/19/2007 8:11:05 AM EDT
[#4]
I have a feeling your problems has less to do with Washington and more to do with you "hunting" abilities. Best way o find what you are looking for is to go look for it. If you really are looking to find love on the internet, try Match.com or something.
2/19/2007 8:15:32 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Where do you find a lady that
1, Likes firearms
2, NOT a single mom
3, Thighs don't rub together
4, Not fugly

and have a nice overall personaly?


Sounds like you need to make a trip to Bucoda.
2/19/2007 8:23:53 AM EDT
[#6]
I met my wife at McCabe's in Everett, but as you know "past performance is no guarantee of future results".
There's a whole lot more important shit to consider then the 4 relatively superficial ones you mentioned. Such as:
1. no known major medical issues,
2. mentally balanced and emotionally stable ( as emotionally stable as a woman can be at least)
3. not diametrically opposed to your views and beliefs
4. have something in common other then physical attraction

My wife had been shooting once prior to meeting me. After we got married she couldn't fathom not carrying a pistol if you have children.
2/19/2007 8:24:59 AM EDT
[#7]
Big women=warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
2/19/2007 8:28:30 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
I have a feeling your problems has less to do with Washington and more to do with you "hunting" abilities.


Dayum.

X-Ring.
2/19/2007 9:03:35 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Where do you find a lady that
1, Likes firearms
2, NOT a single mom
3, Thighs don't rub together
4, Not fugly

and have a nice overall personaly?



Does she need to know how to spell too?  

From personal experience, I know there's plenty of women that fit the bill.  Quite a few of them are single too.  The question then becomes what are you doing wrong if you can't find them.

Though I must admit that you can improve your odds searching outside of King County.

-Frank
2/19/2007 9:15:57 AM EDT
[#10]
Here you go Spankmybear:

Pickup Lines

I've never had to use a pickup line, I normally just sat licking my eyebrows and never had a problem finding a date!
2/19/2007 9:30:35 AM EDT
[#11]
You need to add

...that I can lavish attention on and is willing to put up with me.
2/19/2007 9:32:52 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
I met my wife at McCabe's in Everett, but as you know "past performance is no guarantee of future results".
There's a whole lot more important shit to consider then the 4 relatively superficial ones you mentioned. Such as:
1. no known major medical issues,


Dont hate
2/19/2007 9:33:54 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Here you go Spankmybear:

Pickup Lines

I've never had to use a pickup line, I normally just sat licking my eyebrows and never had a problem finding a date!


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

That is FUNNY!!!!
2/19/2007 10:13:18 AM EDT
[#14]
POGE National Guard units have females and they atleast know how to use an M16. but since all females are born crazy you will have to weed through alot of them to find the least crazy one.
2/19/2007 10:17:50 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

1. no known major medical issues,


Dont hate

Aint about hate, its about the strain it puts on the relationship, I write this as a guy who married a woman with known medical problems.
2/19/2007 10:24:50 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

1. no known major medical issues,


Dont hate

Aint about hate, its about the strain it puts on the relationship, I write this as a guy who married a woman with known medical problems.


I married my wife knowing she had a medical condition.  I agree, at times put strain on your relationship.  However, I wouldn't change my decision for all the money in the world.
2/19/2007 10:32:46 AM EDT
[#17]
Single moms are the best. You KNOW they put out
2/19/2007 10:44:15 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
From personal experience, I know there's plenty of women that fit the bill.  Quite a few of them are single too.  The question then becomes what are you doing wrong if you can't find them.


The second question is; Why are they still single?

There's usually a pretty damned good reason.... (same with us dudes, as Chelleshooter points out from over my shoulder)
2/19/2007 11:06:52 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Single moms are the best. You KNOW they put out




2/19/2007 11:13:47 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
From personal experience, I know there's plenty of women that fit the bill.  Quite a few of them are single too.  The question then becomes what are you doing wrong if you can't find them.


The second question is; Why are they still single?

There's usually a pretty damned good reason.... (same with us dudes, as Chelleshooter points out from over my shoulder)


probably because of having kid(s).

either guy doesn't want any kids around at all or that aren't his
or the more than likely reason: Mom doesn't put up with most guys she finds so she can properly care for her kids.

I know if I were a single dad I'd probably reject alot of women, no matter how HOT they are, if they're not compatible or good influence for my kids they get the boot.
2/19/2007 11:18:55 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
From personal experience, I know there's plenty of women that fit the bill.  Quite a few of them are single too.  The question then becomes what are you doing wrong if you can't find them.


The second question is; Why are they still single?

There's usually a pretty damned good reason.... (same with us dudes, as Chelleshooter points out from over my shoulder)


probably because of having kid(s).

either guy doesn't want any kids around at all or that aren't his
or the more than likely reason: Mom doesn't put up with most guys she finds so she can properly care for her kids.

I know if I were a single dad I'd probably reject alot of women, no matter how HOT they are, if they're not compatible or good influence for my kids they get the boot.


No argument.

I was pointing out that some single women, and some single men too, either don't want to be in a relationship at all, or their choices are limited for one reason or another.

2/19/2007 11:56:39 AM EDT
[#22]
Try hanging out in the Condom isle of your grocery store...............
2/19/2007 12:33:46 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Single moms are the best. You KNOW they put out


I tried that route for a while, but found I kept finding the ones that wanted me to be their new "baby daddy".  I wasn't (and am still not) ready for that.
2/19/2007 3:18:23 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
1.  You can teach them to like firearms.

2.  What's wrong with kids?

3.  What's wrong with big women?  They need love too.

4.  Are you a perfect catch?  If not, I suggest you relax a bit.

5.  A personality like yours or better?



Nothing wrong with kids... It's the single mother attitude

Big women are like mopeds... Fun to ride until a friend sees you

No I am not perfect but sure as hell not fugly

No large and in charge or single (unwed) mothers personality
2/19/2007 3:21:40 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where do you find a lady that
1, Likes firearms
2, NOT a single mom
3, Thighs don't rub together
4, Not fugly

and have a nice overall personaly?



Does she need to know how to spell too?  

From personal experience, I know there's plenty of women that fit the bill.  Quite a few of them are single too.  The question then becomes what are you doing wrong if you can't find them.

Though I must admit that you can improve your odds searching outside of King County.

-Frank


Yes MUST know how to spell!

OooOOoooohhh... outside of king county.....
2/19/2007 3:22:21 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

1. no known major medical issues,


Dont hate

Aint about hate, its about the strain it puts on the relationship, I write this as a guy who married a woman with known medical problems.


I married my wife knowing she had a medical condition.  I agree, at times put strain on your relationship.  However, I wouldn't change my decision for all the money in the world.


+1
2/19/2007 3:30:22 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Single moms are the best. You KNOW they put out


And when you get them knocked up it's 18 years of payments...
2/19/2007 3:31:54 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Try hanging out in the Condom isle of your grocery store...............


Will have to try this. sounds good
2/19/2007 3:34:04 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

2. mentally balanced and emotionally stable ( as emotionally stable as a woman can be at least)



No such thing! and you know what they say about the crazy ones... It IS true
2/19/2007 4:28:57 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
or the more than likely reason: Mom doesn't put up with most guys she finds so she can properly care for her kids.





Please tell me you are being sarcastic.
2/20/2007 8:48:31 AM EDT
[#31]
2/20/2007 3:58:27 PM EDT
[#32]
Just do what I did this last Friday when I got off of work, find a hottie and back into her taillight. I got her cell number, work scedule, and home address( so I can replace the tail light you freaks). Dont get me wrong not the best way of doing it and I did'nt even know she was there but damn it looks promising. Oh yeah this was down town Seattle. Hey another thing to think about is maybee joging down on the waterfront... nothing but positive things there, you get in better shape and find a hottie with great cardio.
2/20/2007 4:10:26 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Single moms are the best. You KNOW they put out


Ooohhh yea...nothing like a couple of fucktrophies to get you in the mood...

Although crownandseven has a point in that most are looking for a free ride or sombody to be babys daddy.....
2/20/2007 5:16:42 PM EDT
[#34]
My g/f fits all of those criteria and i'm not even a good looking guy myself, who would've thought.
2/20/2007 5:19:52 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
POGE National Guard units have females and they atleast know how to use an M16. but since all females are born crazy you will have to weed through alot of them to find the least crazy one.


We had one on the Air side that works for Sen. Patty Murray and is to the left of Karl Marx.

She just separated after her ETS.
2/21/2007 7:36:59 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Single moms are the best. You KNOW they put out


Amen brother  
2/21/2007 8:34:18 AM EDT
[#37]
i think your going to get used to this
2/21/2007 8:35:55 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
Single moms are the best. You KNOW they put out


damm right

cant keep them legs closed
2/21/2007 12:10:06 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
Where do you find a lady that
1, Likes firearms
2, NOT a single mom
3, Thighs don't rub together
4, Not fugly

and have a nice overall personaly?


I had to go all the way to Ukraine to find one like that. Happily married for seven years now.