Posted: 8/4/2006 1:47:16 PM EDT
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as >>he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about >>her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. >> >> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her >> to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was >> looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders >> doing?" she asked. >> >> "They're mating," her father replied. >> >> "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. >> >> "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. >> >> "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. >> >> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he >> replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." >> >> The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then >> took her foot and stomped both of them flat and said, "Well, we're not >> having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden." |
