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8/18/2011 11:25:10 AM EDT

A  guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home  but was stopped by the U.S.
Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the  agent. "I'm  sorry, but I lost my wallet,"

replied the guy.

"Sure  buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm

an  American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of  Ronald Reagan  tattooed on one side

of my butt and George Bush on  the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With  that, the guy dropped his pants and showed

the  agent his behind. "By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip

back to Chicago ."

"Thanks!"  he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"  The agent replied,

"I recognized Obama  in the middle."
8/18/2011 11:33:06 AM EDT
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8/19/2011 7:35:16 PM EDT
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8/20/2011 4:12:20 PM EDT
[#3]
That works for me.
8/21/2011 6:00:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Judge Judy to Prostitute:"When did you realize you were raped?"



Prostitute (wiping away tears): "When the check bounced."
8/21/2011 11:42:21 PM EDT
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