Posted: 4/27/2010 12:35:31 PM EDT
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I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner my Love?... Chicken, beef or lamb?" I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." She replied "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat." 
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Shit Dan are we living in an alternate universe married to the same woman because that crap is scary close to my wife's way of thinking.  yeah man, but she can't help that she like the pets better than you  , they're better listeners
I cant argue with that. I just usually cant hear her over the gun fire in Modern Warfare 2 its the cheapest way I know of to shoot machine guns and piss pepole off.
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very funny dan... my man has no clue of how good he has it around our house!  HEY!!! How you doing? How big is the baby getting? She's a year old now or thereabouts if I remember right. Put a picture up for me, would you? It would make my heart literally sing! 
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very funny dan... my man has no clue of how good he has it around our house! HEY!!! How you doing? How big is the baby getting? She's a year old now or thereabouts if I remember right. Put a picture up for me, would you? It would make my heart literally sing! 1st birthday, we did a minnie mouse theme since she loves mickey and minne so much. 
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