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5/12/2009 3:19:43 PM EDT
[#1]


I happen to have a letter from "The Dept of Homeland Security" and "The Transportation Safety Administration" that says "I am NOT considered a threat to National Security"... and don't have to get it renewed for 5.5 more years....
5/12/2009 3:40:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Where does one "acquire" a letter like that?
5/12/2009 4:44:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Where does one "acquire" a letter like that?


You take one tube of KY jelly, a towel, 5 gallons of water, and your soul to the nearest DHS office. They will handle the rest after they don't torture you with waterboarding to make sure you are not a terrorist and rape you to ensure you are submissive and will be a good citizen. Simple really.
5/12/2009 7:19:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Where does one "acquire" a letter like that?



It was the response letter that I received after the background check for the Hazmat endorsement on my CDL license. Actually made me laugh when I got it. Thought it almost worthy of framing...