Posted: 3/28/2007 1:12:19 PM EDT
| I will be there this weekend with nothing to do. I was just wondering is there anyone from the area with any knowledge of any gun shows, meets, firing ranges or just good gun shops to visit? thanks!! |
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Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" Jack asked "Oh man... I've been transferred to Memphis," the other guy answered, "there's crazy people in Memphis and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate..." "Hold on," Jack interrupted, "I've lived in Memphis all my life, and it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." The other passeger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Jack, "I'm a tail gunner on a beer truck." |
