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6/25/2009 3:25:17 PM EDT
He was pronounced dead at something like 3:15 pacific at UCLA medical center in the USSRC today.  He was talented in his hey day when I grew up to his music; later became strange beyond belief and well did other stuff to ruin his legacy.  No matter what I think of his later life, he was a human and RIP.
6/25/2009 3:44:28 PM EDT
[#1]
Yup, he's dead.

I sure will miss Farrah Fawcett .
6/25/2009 3:46:16 PM EDT
[#2]
I guess he can burn in hell with the other child molesters. Sorry, no sorrow for a kiddie raper just because he had enough money to buy off the families of the victims
6/25/2009 3:48:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Yup, he's dead.

I sure will miss Farrah Fawcett .


I agree. It sucks that she is getting swept under the rug by the media now that the news of MJ broke.
6/25/2009 3:49:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I guess he can burn in hell with the other child molesters. Sorry, no sorrow for a kiddie raper just because he had enough money to buy off the families of the victims


^ THIS
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6/25/2009 3:52:14 PM EDT
[#5]
I just don't want to see no Van Gogh effect with these dudes.

People be paying more love to famous folk more than the people who actually live with 'em and around 'em, in life and in death.

6/25/2009 4:02:40 PM EDT
[#6]
You know, all these famous people are dying so young because they don't buy and collect firearms..

You see these old bastards that live in the middle of nowhere and look like Uncle Jessy from the Dukes of Hazard and they have an arsenal of guns and weapons.  They live until they are 90...  

Guns relieve stress... Less stress=Longer lives...  

Buy more guns!!
6/25/2009 4:18:35 PM EDT
[#7]
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You see these old bastards that live in the middle of nowhere and look like Uncle Jessy from the Dukes of Hazard and they have an arsenal of guns and weapons.  They live until they are 90...  


Those guys are actully 35 and aged very badly
6/25/2009 4:30:05 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
You know, all these famous people are dying so young because they don't buy and collect firearms..

You see these old bastards that live in the middle of nowhere and look like Uncle Jessy from the Dukes of Hazard and they have an arsenal of guns and weapons.  They live until they are 90...  

Guns relieve stress... Less stress=Longer lives...  

Buy more guns!!


That would make a great T-shirt.

Mike

6/25/2009 4:31:22 PM EDT
[#9]
hope it hurt.  bet he's got his tan back though.
6/25/2009 5:05:22 PM EDT
[#10]
How do we know he is REALLY dead?


6/25/2009 5:15:35 PM EDT
[#11]
You know when its time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house..................When the little hand touches the big hand. Sorry couldn't help it.
6/25/2009 5:33:42 PM EDT
[#12]
TV said it was cardiac arrest but I heard he ate some 5 year old meat.
6/25/2009 5:38:31 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
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I guess he can burn in hell with the other child molesters. Sorry, no sorrow for a kiddie raper just because he had enough money to buy off the families of the victims


^ THIS
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Nah, fuck that.  The only people who publicly tried to go after him were trailer trash trying to get some money after him.  If you weren't a fan of MJ in the mid-80's, then you were either 2 or some kind of loser.


RIP
6/25/2009 5:38:58 PM EDT
[#14]
Michael who? Who gives a shit....thats who.
6/25/2009 5:40:59 PM EDT
[#15]
How do you know when wacko jacko is out on a date?












There is a bigwheel parked in the driveway.
6/25/2009 6:23:58 PM EDT
[#16]
I think it's MIGHTY convenient that they had interviews of him explaining his life story ready to roll .
6/25/2009 6:34:52 PM EDT
[#17]
Celebs always die in threes. But I'm not gonna worry about them...I'll pay my respects to these three:

Two of three Georgia guardsmen killed in Afghanistan just over a week ago will be laid to rest Saturday, with full military honors.
The funeral for Staff Sgt. John Beale will be held at 1 P.M. at Eagle's Landing First Baptist Church in Henry County. He leaves behind his wife and two children.
Major Kevin Jenrette was also killed in that attack. His funeral is set for 3PM at Timber Ridge Baptist Church in Hall County. He leaves behind his wife and three children.
The service for Sgt. Jeffrey Jordan of Cave Spring was held Friday in Floyd County.

All three were killed in the same battle in Afghanistan on June 4. They are the first Georgia National Guard casualties since 2007. They are with the 48th Brigade, based in Calhoun, which has lost 28 soldiers in Iraq
.




roy d...sorry to sound preachy, but I thought it deserved comment
6/25/2009 6:46:48 PM EDT
[#18]
He finally took a long look at himself in the mirror....
6/25/2009 6:53:49 PM EDT
[#19]
i say he just got tired of all the bull shit and moved to the same island as Elvis and Princess Diana...


Quoted:


How do we know he is REALLY dead?












 
6/25/2009 6:53:57 PM EDT
[#20]
Mark me down as some kind of loser then, because I never saw what the big deal was, I guess the penchant for real country music and southern rock just spoiled me for everything else.



FWIW I was 18 years old in 1984 so I guess all the Jackson crap was just over my head.






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I guess he can burn in hell with the other child molesters. Sorry, no sorrow for a kiddie raper just because he had enough money to buy off the families of the victims




^ THIS

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Nah, fuck that.  The only people who publicly tried to go after him were trailer trash trying to get some money after him.  If you weren't a fan of MJ in the mid-80's, then you were either 2 or some kind of loser.





RIP






 
6/25/2009 6:57:54 PM EDT
[#21]
I heard he choked on a small weiner
6/25/2009 7:05:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I guess he can burn in hell with the other child molesters. Sorry, no sorrow for a kiddie raper just because he had enough money to buy off the families of the victims


^ THIS
        |


Nah, fuck that.  The only people who publicly tried to go after him were trailer trash trying to get some money after him.  If you weren't a fan of MJ in the mid-80's, then you were either 2 or some kind of loser.


RIP


Dude, we are all seriously beginning to question just how ghey you are.

Go curl up on your body pillow and cry yourself to sleep.
6/25/2009 7:39:33 PM EDT
[#23]
saw it posted in GD, but i read that he would have made it, but he had the EMT's stop at Wally World on the way to the hospital.  He heard something about little boys' pants being 1/2 off.

-matt
6/25/2009 7:50:02 PM EDT
[#24]
You guys are terrible.

I am reading these jokes off to my family, and we're laughing.

Tragic that a human being has died.  Still, there is humor in everything.  At least he wasn't hanging in the closet from David Caradine's nuts.
6/25/2009 7:51:42 PM EDT
[#25]
I forgot about him...


Quoted:


At least he wasn't hanging in the closet from David Caradine's nuts.






 
6/25/2009 7:55:32 PM EDT
[#26]
a tribute to MJ:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h1euQKJsr4
6/25/2009 8:18:34 PM EDT
[#27]
So the most important news for today is two famous white people died?

Big deal.  

People die everyday.

6/25/2009 8:58:29 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
You guys are terrible.

I am reading these jokes off to my family, and we're laughing.

Tragic that a human being has died.  Still, there is humor in everything.  At least he wasn't hanging in the closet from David Caradine's nuts.


Out of his age range.
6/26/2009 3:35:50 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
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I guess he can burn in hell with the other child molesters. Sorry, no sorrow for a kiddie raper just because he had enough money to buy off the families of the victims


^ THIS
        |


Nah, fuck that.  The only people who publicly tried to go after him were trailer trash trying to get some money after him.  If you weren't a fan of MJ in the mid-80's, then you were either 2 or some kind of loser.


RIP


Dude, we are all seriously beginning to question just how ghey you are.

Go curl up on your body pillow and cry yourself to sleep.



I sure do hear you talk about how gay you think everyone is all the time.
6/26/2009 6:28:55 AM EDT
[#30]
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I guess he can burn in hell with the other child molesters. Sorry, no sorrow for a kiddie raper just because he had enough money to buy off the families of the victims


^ THIS
        |


Nah, fuck that.  The only people who publicly tried to go after him were trailer trash trying to get some money after him.  If you weren't a fan of MJ in the mid-80's, then you were either 2 or some kind of loser.


RIP


Dude, we are all seriously beginning to question just how ghey you are.

Go curl up on your body pillow and cry yourself to sleep.



I sure do hear you talk about how gay you think everyone is all the time.



He talks about how gay people are cause he cant tell the difference between a man and a girl ..... ask Rex about it .....
6/26/2009 6:35:58 AM EDT
[#31]
thinks it's ironic that his death is actually prompting mtv to play music videos...
6/26/2009 9:10:14 AM EDT
[#32]
Come on, somebody post some more MJ jokes!
6/26/2009 10:53:02 AM EDT
[#33]
Just heard this one:

He died of food poisoning, ate too many 12 year old nuts.
6/26/2009 10:53:26 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Yup, he's dead.

I sure will miss Farrah Fawcett .


what he said.
6/26/2009 1:24:37 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
i say he just got tired of all the bull shit and moved to the same island as Elvis and Princess Diana...
Quoted:
How do we know he is REALLY dead?




 


Don't forget, 2-Pac and Biggie have that island split into the east side and west side.
6/26/2009 2:42:27 PM EDT
[#36]
What did MJ like about 26yr olds?


There were twenty of them!
6/26/2009 2:58:27 PM EDT
[#37]
heard that since michael was 99% plastic, they were going to melt him down, instead of cremating him.  i think that they're going to make him into lego's so that little boys can play with him for a change!

-matt
6/26/2009 2:59:45 PM EDT
[#38]
6/26/2009 3:03:56 PM EDT
[#39]


Um why is he putting on sunglasses when he already has sunglasses on?
6/26/2009 3:18:49 PM EDT
[#40]
i think he's so cool that his sunglasses have sunglasses, dawg.
6/26/2009 3:18:51 PM EDT
[#41]
only in america can a man be born black & die white  joking aside I do like his music.    methinks his $400 MILLION DEBT may have contributed to this....  if I owed a few million, it'd be easier to just................
6/26/2009 6:51:49 PM EDT
[#42]
What's the difference between Farrah and Michael?




One did Majors and the other did minors...............  
6/27/2009 4:48:23 AM EDT
[#43]
How can you tell when MJ is having fun?



              He's out in the backyard , blowing Bubbles

(Credit to the FM station yesterday)
6/27/2009 9:09:21 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Celebs always die in threes. But I'm not gonna worry about them...I'll pay my respects to these three:

Two of three Georgia guardsmen killed in Afghanistan just over a week ago will be laid to rest Saturday, with full military honors.
The funeral for Staff Sgt. John Beale will be held at 1 P.M. at Eagle's Landing First Baptist Church in Henry County. He leaves behind his wife and two children.
Major Kevin Jenrette was also killed in that attack. His funeral is set for 3PM at Timber Ridge Baptist Church in Hall County. He leaves behind his wife and three children.
The service for Sgt. Jeffrey Jordan of Cave Spring was held Friday in Floyd County.

All three were killed in the same battle in Afghanistan on June 4. They are the first Georgia National Guard casualties since 2007. They are with the 48th Brigade, based in Calhoun, which has lost 28 soldiers in Iraq
.




roy d...sorry to sound preachy, but I thought it deserved comment


I would like to add to this.

Corporal John "Jay" Smiley of the Liberty County Sheriff's Office passed away unexpectedly on June 19, 2009 after working the night before. Jay was 45 years old. He leaves behind a wife, 4 children, his parents and a sister. Jay was my friend, and I miss him already.

Jon Glandon, retired medically from the Liberty County Sheriff's Office, passed away Sunday in hospice care. Jon was diagnosed with a brain tumor 6 years ago and given 6 months to live. His battle with cancer ended last weekend. I did not know Jon as well as I knew Jay, but he was a great man, and I consider him my brother. he leaves behind a wife, two children, his mother and a brother.


I will not shed a tear for Michael Jackson. These men deserve it much more.

Rest In Peace, Brothers.

6/27/2009 11:13:41 AM EDT
[#45]
Am I missing something?  Why are we grieving over a dead child molester?
6/27/2009 2:39:20 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Celebs always die in threes. But I'm not gonna worry about them...I'll pay my respects to these three:

Two of three Georgia guardsmen killed in Afghanistan just over a week ago will be laid to rest Saturday, with full military honors.
The funeral for Staff Sgt. John Beale will be held at 1 P.M. at Eagle's Landing First Baptist Church in Henry County. He leaves behind his wife and two children.
Major Kevin Jenrette was also killed in that attack. His funeral is set for 3PM at Timber Ridge Baptist Church in Hall County. He leaves behind his wife and three children.
The service for Sgt. Jeffrey Jordan of Cave Spring was held Friday in Floyd County.

All three were killed in the same battle in Afghanistan on June 4. They are the first Georgia National Guard casualties since 2007. They are with the 48th Brigade, based in Calhoun, which has lost 28 soldiers in Iraq
.




roy d...sorry to sound preachy, but I thought it deserved comment


I would like to add to this.

Corporal John "Jay" Smiley of the Liberty County Sheriff's Office passed away unexpectedly on June 19, 2009 after working the night before. Jay was 45 years old. He leaves behind a wife, 4 children, his parents and a sister. Jay was my friend, and I miss him already.

Jon Glandon, retired medically from the Liberty County Sheriff's Office, passed away Sunday in hospice care. Jon was diagnosed with a brain tumor 6 years ago and given 6 months to live. His battle with cancer ended last weekend. I did not know Jon as well as I knew Jay, but he was a great man, and I consider him my brother. he leaves behind a wife, two children, his mother and a brother.


I will not shed a tear for Michael Jackson. These men deserve it much more.

Rest In Peace, Brothers.




my thought exactly, the men that make the ultimate sacrifice don't get any recognition, while a pedofile pays huge hush money to keep things quite and the nation mourns this asshole. just another example of "american idol worhip". did you guys see fox ratings getting hammered by CNN on the drudge report, i guess that what happens when fox becomes a free wheel news cycle about MJ, the fox crowd i doubt cares very much about MJ

7/7/2009 4:55:29 AM EDT
[#47]
Michael Jackson is a shovel ready project.
7/7/2009 7:24:38 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Michael Jackson is a shovel ready project.

They're covering the funeral on Fox News right now:
OMG!   They're going to put a dead guy in the ground!  And lots of people are showing up to see it!!!1!!one!!

I have heard far more about Michael Jackson than I cared to this past week.  Here's hoping this will be the end of this circus.
7/7/2009 8:20:17 AM EDT
[#49]
novel idea:  turn off the tube!  seriously, i watched a 1/2 hour sitcom last night...first tv i have watched in about 3 weeks.  haven't heard hardly anything about pedo-boy, and its been nice.

-matt
7/7/2009 9:23:14 AM EDT
[#50]
Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven.

When she got there, God said, “Farrah, because you’ve lived such an honorable life, you will be granted one wish. Any wish you’d like.”

Farrah replied, “I’d like you to make the world a safer place for children.”

God replied, “Granted” and promptly killed Michael Jackson.
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