Posted: 10/31/2013 5:27:42 PM EDT
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I'm putting a sign in my front yard... "Anyone taller than this line, older than 14, has a drivers license or legally can drink alcohol need not Trick or Treat Here" The FSA was out strong in our area tonight...
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I just opened the blinds, turned up the heat a few degrees, undressed and am sitting in my recliner right by the window surfing Arfcom. I hear occasional footsteps leading up to my porch, a brief pause and then the footsteps going away at a much faster pace. Curiously I still have a full bowl of Butterfingers. Oh well, I like Butterfingers. |
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Quoted: I just opened the blinds, turned up the heat a few degrees, undressed and am sitting in my recliner right by the window surfing Arfcom. I hear occasional footsteps leading up to my porch, a brief pause and then the footsteps going away at a much faster pace. Curiously I still have a full bowl of Butterfingers. Oh well, I like Butterfingers. LOL...although on a related note I may have just lost my fondness for Butterfingers... |
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I just opened the blinds, turned up the heat a few degrees, undressed and am sitting in my recliner right by the window surfing Arfcom. I hear occasional footsteps leading up to my porch, a brief pause and then the footsteps going away at a much faster pace. Curiously I still have a full bowl of Butterfingers. Oh well, I like Butterfingers. This neither surprises nor scares me, what would scare me is what would be willing to knock on the door would. Guess you'll get to use all the stuff you bought at the store . Cucumber, rope, candles , duct tape, clothes pins, fall arrest system , pet carrier and olive oil. To think all this time I thought you didn't eat vegetables. |
Folks in my neighborhood don't tend to come to the door in masks when folks are home. 
We have three neighbors who stop by with their kids before they head off to one of the malls. Beyond that, well, no idea. I guess if they do anything (most of the kids seem to be 'too cool for school' types) they go to the trunk-r-treats at the local churches. |
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Quoted: This neither surprises nor scares me, what would scare me is what would be willing to knock on the door would. Guess you'll get to use all the stuff you bought at the store . Cucumber, rope, candles , duct tape, clothes pins, fall arrest system , pet carrier and olive oil. To think all this time I thought you didn't eat vegetables. Quoted: Quoted: I just opened the blinds, turned up the heat a few degrees, undressed and am sitting in my recliner right by the window surfing Arfcom. I hear occasional footsteps leading up to my porch, a brief pause and then the footsteps going away at a much faster pace. Curiously I still have a full bowl of Butterfingers. Oh well, I like Butterfingers. This neither surprises nor scares me, what would scare me is what would be willing to knock on the door would. Guess you'll get to use all the stuff you bought at the store . Cucumber, rope, candles , duct tape, clothes pins, fall arrest system , pet carrier and olive oil. To think all this time I thought you didn't eat vegetables.  But if I turn the heat up a bit more the Butterfingers get kinda melty.  |
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Meh... just put this in your yard. It'll keep them ALL away. 
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj147/uzishooter/628x471_zps041be208.jpg True, but at the same time, might bring unwanted attention to you also. 
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I was setting on the porch waiting for the next wave of vinyl clad revelers when I
decided to open a bag of pork rinds (kiss my ass, they are good) when the next kid comes up and gives me his hollow threat of trick or treat, I just turn the open bag to him and say "Sorry, all out of candy, have a spicy pork rind!" He give the most awesome WTF look ever! I let him wonder for a second or two then I tell him "just kiddin', we got candy"and give the little guy a handful of chocolate goodness and send him on his way. Parents probably had to explain to him what a pork rind was. |
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I've lived at my place 11 years and never once had someone come to my door. I've been here 20 years and same thing. I did see a car stop in front of my house the other night while I had the lights all on working on my PC. I grabbed my AR and looked out the window to see who it was. They sped away and never got out. Good thing, all I had to give was slices of cheese.
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I just opened the blinds, turned up the heat a few degrees, undressed and am sitting in my recliner right by the window surfing Arfcom. I hear occasional footsteps leading up to my porch, a brief pause and then the footsteps going away at a much faster pace. Curiously I still have a full bowl of Butterfingers. Oh well, I like Butterfingers. First, Eric killed Reese's for me... Now, I've lost my appetite for Butterfingers too!
Stay away from Snicker's peanut butter bars 
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Quoted: First, Eric killed Reese's for me... Now, I've lost my appetite for Butterfingers too! Stay away from Snicker's peanut butter bars Quoted: Quoted: I just opened the blinds, turned up the heat a few degrees, undressed and am sitting in my recliner right by the window surfing Arfcom. I hear occasional footsteps leading up to my porch, a brief pause and then the footsteps going away at a much faster pace. Curiously I still have a full bowl of Butterfingers. Oh well, I like Butterfingers. First, Eric killed Reese's for me... Now, I've lost my appetite for Butterfingers too! Stay away from Snicker's peanut butter bars Off to check out these Snicker things. |
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To be fair, Reece's killed the Reece's cups for you. Off to check out these Snicker things. Quoted:
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I just opened the blinds, turned up the heat a few degrees, undressed and am sitting in my recliner right by the window surfing Arfcom. I hear occasional footsteps leading up to my porch, a brief pause and then the footsteps going away at a much faster pace. Curiously I still have a full bowl of Butterfingers. Oh well, I like Butterfingers. First, Eric killed Reese's for me... Now, I've lost my appetite for Butterfingers too!
Stay away from Snicker's peanut butter bars Off to check out these Snicker things. Yes, you are totally correct. Reece's killed Reece's. At least I know Butterfingers are safe... for the time being
Try a Snicker's Peanut Butter bars... They're Pretty Good! |