Posted: 1/1/2015 7:18:33 AM EDT
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To the Airman who was so drunk he could barely speak or understand English, last night. You slimy twinkle-toes cocksucker! You got a break! You were about to drive blind drunk 30 miles home. You never would have made it. You probably would have been lucky, and only fucked yourself up, instead of some other innocent motorist. I doubt you would have made it out of the parking lot. So yeah, I prevented that. I also gave you a break for not arresting you for your public lewdness. That truck did nothing to deserve you pissing on it. Maybe someone should stumble into your yard and piss all over your things. You are such a disgrace to your service.
I went out of my way to avoid you earning a huge ass ache, and you were nothing but an asshole to me. If I came into your AO and acted like that, you would probably try to dump me on my ass. Fuckin pogue. Fuckin candy ass, beanpole motherfucker. If I ever see you again fuckin up, you can guaran-fuckin-tee your ass will be in a sling. I'm running around, trying to make sure my guys are safe; fights, assaults, disturbances going out left and right and I took the time to make sure you got home without doing anything stupid. I failed. The stupid you did was cross with the wrong German-Irish bull. I'll fucking see you again, sweetheart. Happy New Year, HTF. |
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To the Airman who was so drunk he could barely speak or understand English, last night. You slimy twinkle-toes cocksucker! You got a break! You were about to drive blind drunk 30 miles home. You never would have made it. You probably would have been lucky, and only fucked yourself up, instead of some other innocent motorist. I doubt you would have made it out of the parking lot. So yeah, I prevented that. I also gave you a break for not arresting you for your public lewdness. That truck did nothing to deserve you pissing on it. Maybe someone should stumble into your yard and piss all over your things. You are such a disgrace to your service. I went out of my way to avoid you earning a huge ass ache, and you were nothing but an asshole to me. If I came into your AO and acted like that, you would probably try to dump me on my ass. Fuckin pogue. Fuckin candy ass, beanpole motherfucker. If I ever see you again fuckin up, you can guaran-fuckin-tee your ass will be in a sling. I'm running around, trying to make sure my guys are safe; fights, assaults, disturbances going out left and right and I took the time to make sure you got home without doing anything stupid. I failed. The stupid you did was cross with the wrong German-Irish bull. I'll fucking see you again, sweetheart. Happy New Year, HTF. Oops, looked like someone was Fuckin' Wit The Wrong ..... Better days ahead Brother - be safe. PS - You should have fucked his ass - and I'm an ex-USAF pogue. His sorry ass would have been Article 15'ed all over the place. |
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To the Airman who was so drunk he could barely speak or understand English, last night. You slimy twinkle-toes cocksucker! You got a break! You were about to drive blind drunk 30 miles home. You never would have made it. You probably would have been lucky, and only fucked yourself up, instead of some other innocent motorist. I doubt you would have made it out of the parking lot. So yeah, I prevented that. I also gave you a break for not arresting you for your public lewdness. That truck did nothing to deserve you pissing on it. Maybe someone should stumble into your yard and piss all over your things. You are such a disgrace to your service. I went out of my way to avoid you earning a huge ass ache, and you were nothing but an asshole to me. If I came into your AO and acted like that, you would probably try to dump me on my ass. Fuckin pogue. Fuckin candy ass, beanpole motherfucker. If I ever see you again fuckin up, you can guaran-fuckin-tee your ass will be in a sling. I'm running around, trying to make sure my guys are safe; fights, assaults, disturbances going out left and right and I took the time to make sure you got home without doing anything stupid. I failed. The stupid you did was cross with the wrong German-Irish bull. I'll fucking see you again, sweetheart. Happy New Year, HTF. Above & beyond, maybe a knock out blow was in order so he could sleep it off? |
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To the Airman who was so drunk he could barely speak or understand English, last night. You slimy twinkle-toes cocksucker! You got a break! You were about to drive blind drunk 30 miles home. You never would have made it. You probably would have been lucky, and only fucked yourself up, instead of some other innocent motorist. I doubt you would have made it out of the parking lot. So yeah, I prevented that. I also gave you a break for not arresting you for your public lewdness. That truck did nothing to deserve you pissing on it. Maybe someone should stumble into your yard and piss all over your things. You are such a disgrace to your service. I went out of my way to avoid you earning a huge ass ache, and you were nothing but an asshole to me. If I came into your AO and acted like that, you would probably try to dump me on my ass. Fuckin pogue. Fuckin candy ass, beanpole motherfucker. If I ever see you again fuckin up, you can guaran-fuckin-tee your ass will be in a sling. I'm running around, trying to make sure my guys are safe; fights, assaults, disturbances going out left and right and I took the time to make sure you got home without doing anything stupid. I failed. The stupid you did was cross with the wrong German-Irish bull. I'll fucking see you again, sweetheart. Happy New Year, HTF. Thanks for taking care of that before it became much worse. Good on you for not completely skull fucking him, too. |
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Self restraint is the better part of being a good man.
Perhaps someone along the line will inform him of just how fucking luck he was, and to take that gift in consideration of the fact that he'd been given a bad conduct discharge; The Services are well stocked with less than stellar soldiers, which means Commands WILL BE chaptering slugs like this one. Sometimes we're too stupid to realize it's long past time to shut the fuck up and answer you "yes sir" or "no Sir" only....you're a better man then me; Sorry, that O2 tank slipped out of my hands. 
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| I agree with FP1201, "Self restraint is the better part of being a good man". As much as he was wrong for attempting to get into the car, we as humans, should help another realize their mistakes and prevent them from doing it again. If they do, its their own fault. If that person trys it again, arrest his ass and maybe that will give him a reality check. |
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To the Airman who was so drunk he could barely speak or understand English, last night. You slimy twinkle-toes cocksucker! You got a break! You were about to drive blind drunk 30 miles home. You never would have made it. You probably would have been lucky, and only fucked yourself up, instead of some other innocent motorist. I doubt you would have made it out of the parking lot. So yeah, I prevented that. I also gave you a break for not arresting you for your public lewdness. That truck did nothing to deserve you pissing on it. Maybe someone should stumble into your yard and piss all over your things. You are such a disgrace to your service. I went out of my way to avoid you earning a huge ass ache, and you were nothing but an asshole to me. If I came into your AO and acted like that, you would probably try to dump me on my ass. Fuckin pogue. Fuckin candy ass, beanpole motherfucker. If I ever see you again fuckin up, you can guaran-fuckin-tee your ass will be in a sling. I'm running around, trying to make sure my guys are safe; fights, assaults, disturbances going out left and right and I took the time to make sure you got home without doing anything stupid. I failed. The stupid you did was cross with the wrong German-Irish bull. I'll fucking see you again, sweetheart. Happy New Year, HTF. Officer discretion is great tool....... Many times you can do your job without putting bracelets on someone........hopefully he will learn from it and think twife next time |
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To the Airman who was so drunk he could barely speak or understand English, last night. You slimy twinkle-toes cocksucker! You got a break! You were about to drive blind drunk 30 miles home. You never would have made it. You probably would have been lucky, and only fucked yourself up, instead of some other innocent motorist. I doubt you would have made it out of the parking lot. So yeah, I prevented that. I also gave you a break for not arresting you for your public lewdness. That truck did nothing to deserve you pissing on it. Maybe someone should stumble into your yard and piss all over your things. You are such a disgrace to your service. I went out of my way to avoid you earning a huge ass ache, and you were nothing but an asshole to me. If I came into your AO and acted like that, you would probably try to dump me on my ass. Fuckin pogue. Fuckin candy ass, beanpole motherfucker. If I ever see you again fuckin up, you can guaran-fuckin-tee your ass will be in a sling. I'm running around, trying to make sure my guys are safe; fights, assaults, disturbances going out left and right and I took the time to make sure you got home without doing anything stupid. I failed. The stupid you did was cross with the wrong German-Irish bull. I'll fucking see you again, sweetheart. Happy New Year, HTF. Officer discretion is great tool....... Many times you can do your job without putting bracelets on someone........hopefully he will learn from it and think twife next time I would rather get a "sober up" knock out blow rather then wear those pretty sliver bracelets! I'll wake up in the morning and think about how I deserved it. I don't drink so sometimes I play OP's role. It sucks. |
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Update.
I had given this guy my personal cell number, so his sober friends could call me when they picked him up, and I would give them his keys. I was way too busy to waste any more of my time on this. He started texting me yesterday: " who is this?" I finally responded today and he still insisted that I had moved his car, and lied to him. I kept insisting that he call his friends and ask THEM who moved his car. Apparently that didn't make sense to him, and he told me he was going to contact IAD. 
I texted him that the gps in my car would show that he was wrong, and that if he wouldn't talk to his friends, then IAD would. Several minutes later, I get a slew of texts from him, apologizing profusely, that he's not really a bad guy, blah blah blah. Apology accepted, now get out of my life. |
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Update. I had given this guy my personal cell number, so his sober friends could call me when they picked him up, and I would give them his keys. I was way too busy to waste any more of my time on this. He started texting me yesterday: " who is this?" I finally responded today and he still insisted that I had moved his car, and lied to him. I kept insisting that he call his friends and ask THEM who moved his car. Apparently that didn't make sense to him, and he told me he was going to contact IAD.
I texted him that the gps in my car would show that he was wrong, and that if he wouldn't talk to his friends, then IAD would. Several minutes later, I get a slew of texts from him, apologizing profusely, that he's not really a bad guy, blah blah blah. Apology accepted, now get out of my life. Holy shit you are way too nice. lol He doesn't know how lucky he is |
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No good deed goes unpunished as they say. At least the junior flyboy found out he was a lucky in the wrong dumb ass.
More than once I've gone from a let's just talk to this guy and straighten him out to this A hole gets the full deal, all due to the A hole factor. I've always cut a lot of breaks on the minor stuff but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Um WTF were you thinking giving out your personal cell? 
post his cell here, let's see some arfcom justice.  [i kid, I kid]
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After helping him, I was way too busy for any shenanigans. I've been sleeping all day. Sore throat, fever, sinus pressure. Changes in the weather will do it to you....40 isn't bad, wait 'til you hit 50. Just after Thanksgiving I got that snotty cold. It's still hanging around in my sinuses. Sucks. |
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After helping him, I was way too busy for any shenanigans. I've been sleeping all day. Sore throat, fever, sinus pressure. Changes in the weather will do it to you....40 isn't bad, wait 'til you hit 50. Just after Thanksgiving I got that snotty cold. It's still hanging around in my sinuses. Sucks. Had the same thing, fevers too. You need antibiotics, pronto |
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After helping him, I was way too busy for any shenanigans. I've been sleeping all day. Sore throat, fever, sinus pressure. Changes in the weather will do it to you....40 isn't bad, wait 'til you hit 50. Just after Thanksgiving I got that snotty cold. It's still hanging around in my sinuses. Sucks. Had the same thing, fevers too. You need antibiotics, pronto Funny... my son just had all those symptoms last week. Throat cultures came back almost 5 days layer and I was like "da fuck?" E coli! Good thing he got over it on his own! The doctor went on to apologize for the delay then ask if he had gotten his flu shot yet. Being a pissed off daddy I asked him WTF a flu shot had to do with e coli. His face was priceless! |
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Good thing he got over it on his own!Very good! "Farm kids" don't get sick as often because they're exposed to bugs and their immune systems develop; amazing on how nature keeps us going be design. The doctor went on to apologize for the delay then ask if he had gotten his flu shot yet. Being a pissed off daddy I asked him WTF a flu shot had to do with e coli. His face was priceless! Fuck that flu shot and the Doctors pushing it. 
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Good thing he got over it on his own!Very good! "Farm kids" don't get sick as often because they're exposed to bugs and their immune systems develop; amazing on how nature keeps us going be design. The doctor went on to apologize for the delay then ask if he had gotten his flu shot yet. Being a pissed off daddy I asked him WTF a flu shot had to do with e coli. His face was priceless! Fuck that flu shot and the Doctors pushing it.
Hell my kids eat off the floor half the time. My grandmother had things to say about antibacterial soap and all that crap. I let them fight it out. Unless the kid is literally burning a 102 temp I'm not getting too worked up. |
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Good thing he got over it on his own!Very good! "Farm kids" don't get sick as often because they're exposed to bugs and their immune systems develop; amazing on how nature keeps us going be design. The doctor went on to apologize for the delay then ask if he had gotten his flu shot yet. Being a pissed off daddy I asked him WTF a flu shot had to do with e coli. His face was priceless! Fuck that flu shot and the Doctors pushing it.
Flu shots .MIL makes my get it every year... I get sick from it every year... This year was particularly bad. The military-industrial-complex has got Nothing on the military-pharmaceutical-complex.
ETA: and the Airman can choke on a dick |