Posted: 6/6/2006 9:42:52 AM EDT
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You know, now that I think about it - how do you get picked for that job? I mean Jeez- if you get picked for Sniper, you're probably happy as a hog in sh*t, but the second stringers get to be a human bipod - "Hi Mom. No. I didn't get picked but they made me a field-expedient benchrest. I just point my ass at the enemy and keep my head down." |
There is something about kneeling down and sticking your ass in the air, towards a violent enemy, that is very British. |
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Judging by the look on the guys face, either... "Why did you eat so many beans?!?" or "Please tell me that's a flashlight in your pocket."
This one made me laugh. 
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"Finally, your crack has a use." "Hold me Mommy." "I swear to God, if you fart, I'm taking my rifle and going home." "It's the new M204, Gas Grenade Launcher." "I know they told you to keep your head down, but Crimony." "Let's play Twister - left hand on green." "Gives a whole new meaning to the word back-fire." |