Posted: 5/14/2008 12:51:20 PM EDT
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A stock broker, driving home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual." He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replied, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her campaign money and the Democrats told her to drop out of the running for President, So we're taking up a collection for her." The stock broker asked, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replied, "About 4 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning." |
He died from the shock of winning...right?
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Look where you work! Their hearts are in the right places, but many are detached from reality. At least you can say, "bless you," when someone sneezes without risk of a lecture, and you'll have a neat Christmas tree up. |
That is true. Oh and I am not complaining. It is funny to get reactions out of people. And I think Whisky has the right idea since I was eating leftover ribs… |
Now that shit was funny... |