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1/4/2010 7:47:09 PM EDT
One more time into the breach..........
1/4/2010 7:48:48 PM EDT
[#1]
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station...
1/4/2010 7:48:59 PM EDT
[#2]

1/4/2010 7:52:55 PM EDT
[#3]
Odd you should mention this, earlier today I was talking to a buddy who was called back to active duty and he used those exact words.
1/4/2010 8:36:34 PM EDT
[#4]
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,

I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.

Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,

In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

1/4/2010 8:38:39 PM EDT
[#5]
the dust bin needs to be emptied...
1/4/2010 8:39:34 PM EDT
[#6]
...the night Chicago died....
1/4/2010 8:47:36 PM EDT
[#7]
titties and beer.....................................
1/4/2010 8:50:05 PM EDT
[#8]
John has a long mustache.
1/4/2010 9:28:01 PM EDT
[#9]
Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you?
1/4/2010 9:38:41 PM EDT
[#10]
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cowswithguns
1/4/2010 9:44:05 PM EDT
[#11]
Good sense, innocence, cripplin' and kind.


Dead kings, many things I can't define.


Oh Cajun spice, sweats and blushers your mind.


Incense and peppermints, the color of thyme.





Who cares what games we choose?


Little to win, but nothing to lose.





Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns.


Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around.


Look at yourself, look at yourself,


Yeah, yeah.


Look at yourself, look at yourself,


Yeah, yeah,


Yeah, yeah.





Tune-a by the cockeyed world in two.


Throw your pride to one side, It's the least you can do.


Beatniks and politics, nothing is new.


A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view.





Who cares what games we choose?


Little to win, but nothing to lose.





Good sense, innocence, crippled and kind.


Dead kings and many things I can't define.


Oh Cajun spice, sweats and blushers your mind.


Incense and peppermints, the color of thyme.





Who cares what games we choose?


Little to win, but nothing to lose.





Incense, peppermints, incense, peppermints.





Sha-la-la, sha-la-la....
1/4/2010 9:58:24 PM EDT
[#12]
Gone are the days when freedom shone

Now blood and steel meet bone

In the light of the battle's way

The sands of time will shade
1/4/2010 9:59:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Won't you come into my room, I wanna show you all my wares.
I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare.
See the blood begin to flow as it falls upon the floor.
Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought.


Oh Well, wherever, wherever you are,
Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far.
See the blood flow watching it shed up above my head.
Iron Maiden wants you for dead.

Won't you come into my room, I wanna show you all my wares.
I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare.
See the blood begin to flow as it falls upon the floor.
Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought.

(where I got my sig)
1/4/2010 10:07:44 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
John has a long mustache.


The chair is against the wall.
1/4/2010 10:10:57 PM EDT
[#15]
I dont think enough too have random thoughts
inhale
exhale
inhale
1/4/2010 10:19:23 PM EDT
[#16]
Just like sand from our manginas, so go the days of our lives....
1/4/2010 10:43:04 PM EDT
[#17]
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who use to chase sheep at night.


1/5/2010 12:58:30 AM EDT
[#18]
beep beep, beep beep
his horn went beep beep beep
1/5/2010 2:11:29 AM EDT
[#19]
lesbians
1/5/2010 3:53:12 AM EDT
[#20]
this thread screams "emo"..

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1/5/2010 5:19:24 AM EDT
[#21]




Quoted:

this thread screams "emo"..



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile




Still fakin' da funk...
1/5/2010 5:29:51 AM EDT
[#22]
We want the funk..give us the funk.....
1/5/2010 5:33:45 AM EDT
[#23]




Quoted:

We want the funk..give us the funk.....




Party over here, funk you over there!
1/5/2010 6:22:54 AM EDT
[#24]
It's a party in your mouth, and everyone's coming!
1/5/2010 9:43:09 AM EDT
[#25]
Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand
Don't believe the church and state
And everything they tell you
Believe in me, I'm with the high command

Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?

There's a gun and ammunition
Just inside the doorway
Use it only in emergency
Better you should pray to God
The Father and the Spirit
Will guide you and protect from up here

Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?

Swear allegiance to the flag
Whatever flag they offer
Never hint at what you really feel
Teach the children quietly
For some day sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still

Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
1/5/2010 9:46:47 AM EDT
[#26]
Ya put your right foot in, ya put your right foot out....ya pull your eyeballs out and ya swing 'em all about..
1/5/2010 10:06:02 AM EDT
[#27]
I like cheese.
Sweet cake-y death cheese.
1/5/2010 4:25:53 PM EDT
[#28]
Ironic as it may sound, I think I'm too honest for my job.

1/5/2010 4:54:20 PM EDT
[#29]
The lonely woods are dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep.
And miles to go, before I sleep.

Remember Nurayev:  Miles to go before you sleep.....
1/5/2010 5:00:06 PM EDT
[#30]
Turn your head and see the fields of flames

He carries along
From a distant place
He's on his way
He'll bring decay
(don't move along
cause things they will go wrong
the end is getting closer
day by day)
In shades of grey
We're doomed to face the night
Light's out of sight

Since we've reached the point of no return
We pray for starlight
We wait for the moon
The sky is empty
Alone in the unknown
We're getting nowhere

We have been betrayed by the wind and the rain
The sacred hall's empty and cold
The sacrifice made should not be done in vain
Revenge will be taken by Rome

We live a lie under the dying moon
Pale faced laughs doom
Indulges in delight

It's getting out of hand
The final curtain will fall

Hear my voice!
There is no choice!
There's no way out!
You'll find out!

We don't regret it
So many men have failed
But now he's gone
Go out and get it
The madman's head it shall be thyne
We don't regret it
That someone else dies hidden in disguise
Go out and get it
Orion's hound shines bright

Don't you think it's time to stop
The chase around the ring
Just stop running, running
Round the ring
Don't you know that fate has been
Decided
By the gods
Feel the distance
Distance
Out of reach

Welcome to the end
Watch your step, Cassandra
You may fall
As I've stumbled on the field
(Sister mine
Death's a certain thing)
Find myself in darkest places
Find myself drifting away
And the otherworld
The otherworld appears

Find myself side she dies in vain
I cannot be freed
I'm falling down
As time runs faster
Moves towards disaster
The ferryman will wait for you my dear

And then there was silence
Just a voice from the otherworld
Like a leaf in an icy world
Memories will fade

[Chorus]
Misty tales and poems lost
All the bliss and beauty
Will be gone
Will my weary soul find release for a while
At the moment of Death I will smile
It's the triumph of shame and disease
Iliad
Raise my hands and praise the day
Break the spell show me the way
In decay
The flame of Troy will shine bright

The newborn child would carry ruin to the hall
The newborn's death will be a blessing to us all

Good choice?
Bad choice?
Out of three
You've chosen misery
Power and wisdom you deny
(Bad choice, Bad choice)

War is the only answer
When love will conquer fear
So the judgement's been made
To the fairest the graceful says
Badly he fails

Warning!
Feel the heat of passion father king
(Don't let him in, don't let her in)
Desire, lust, obsession -
Death - they'll bring
We can't get out once they are in

She's like the sunrise
Outshines the moon at night
Precious like starlight
She'll bring in a murderous prize

In darkness grows the seed of man's defeat
Jealousy!

I can clearly see the end now! [x3]

The thread of life is spun
The coin's been placed below my tongue

Never give up
Never give in
Be on our side
So we can win
Never give up
Never give in
Be on our side

Old moon's time is soon to come

Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
Nothing to lose
Like one we'll stand
We'll face the storm
Created by a man

Troy! Troy! Troy! Troy! [Continued in background]

And as the lion slaughters man
I am the wolf and you're the lamb

Hallowed Troy shall fall
Round the walls
Faith is shattered bodies fall

Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
Nothing to lose
Like one we'll stand
It's all for one and
One for
All
We live for will be wiped out

I feel that something's wrong
Surprise, surprise they're gone
Full moon your time goes by
And new moon still kept out of sight
We live - we die

[Chorus]
Misty tales and poems lost
All the bliss and beauty
Will be gone
Will my weary soul find release for a while
At the moment of Death I will smile
It's the triumph of shame and disease
Iliad
Raise my hands and praise the day
Break the spell show me the way
In decay
The flame of Troy will shine bright

Roam in Darkness [x6]
(Spread the vision)
(We will be lost if you truly believe)
- Troy in Darkness
There's a cold emptiness in our
hearts
That they've gone away
And wont come back

They'll tear down the wall to bring it in
They'll truly believe in the lie (Lie! Lie!)
With blossoms they'll welcome the
Old foe

The vision's so clear
When day and dream unite
The end is near
You better be prepared

Nah ahahaahahahaaa!
(Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah-nah naaaaah)
The nightmare shall be over now
There's nothing more to fear
Nah ahahaahahahaaa!
(Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah-nah naaaaah)
Come join in our singing
And dance with us now
Nah ahahaahahahaaa!
(Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah-nah naaaaah)
The nightmare shall be over now
There's nothing more to fear
Nah ahahaahahahaaa!
(Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah-nah naaaaah)
The war it is over forevermore

No hope
The blind leads the blind
Carry on
Though future's denied
Mare or stallion
There's far more inside
We are in at the kill
We'll cheerfully die

[Chorus]
Misty tales and poems lost
All the bliss and beauty
Will be gone
Will my weary soul find release for a while
At the moment of death I will smile
It's the triumph of shame and disease
Iliad

Raise my hands and praise the day
Break the spell show me the way
In decay
The flame of Troy will shine bright

Its holy light shines on

So the judgement's been made
We're condemned though the trial's
Far ahead
The crack of doom
Father
Your handsome son is heading home

Still the wind blows
Calm and silent
Carries news from a distant shore [x4]
(Heading home!) [x2]

Out of mind
Can't get it
Can't get it out of my head [x4]
1/5/2010 7:31:56 PM EDT
[#31]
If we burn our wings
Flying too close to the sun
If the moment of glory
Is over before it's begun
If the dream is won
Though everything is lost
We will pay the price
But we will not count the cost

When the dust has cleared
And victory denied
A summit too lofty
River a little too wide
If we keep our pride
Though paradise is lost
We will pay the price
But we will not count the cost

And if the music stops
There's only the sound of the rain
All the hope and glory
All the sacrifice in vain
(And) If love remains
Though everything is lost
We will pay the price
But we will not count the cost
1/5/2010 10:50:23 PM EDT
[#32]
A country boy can survive
1/5/2010 11:05:28 PM EDT
[#33]
Gold is for the mistress –– silver for the maid ––
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade."
"Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
"But Iron –– Cold Iron –– is master of them all."

So he made rebellion 'gainst the King his liege,
Camped before his citadel and summoned it to siege.
"Nay!" said the cannoneer on the castle wall,
"But Iron –– Cold Iron –– shall be master of you all!"

Woe for the Baron and his knights so strong,
When the cruel cannon-balls laid 'em all along;
He was taken prisoner, he was cast in thrall,
And Iron –– Cold Iron –– was master of it all!

Yet his King spake kindly (ah, how kind a Lord!)
"What if I release thee now and give thee back thy sword?"
"Nay!" said the Baron, "mock not at my fall,
For Iron –– Cold Iron –– is master of men all."

"Tears are for the craven, prayers are for the clown ––
Halters for the silly neck that cannot keep a crown."
"As my loss is grievous, so my hope is small,
For Iron –– Cold Iron –– must be master of men all!"

Yet his King made answer (few such Kings there be!)
"Here is Bread and here is Wine –– sit and sup with me.
Eat and drink in Mary's Name, the whiles I do recall
How Iron –– Cold Iron –– can be master of men all!"

He took the Wine and blessed it. He blessed and brake the Bread.
With His own Hands He served Them, and presently He said:
"See! These Hands they pierced with nails, outside My city wall,
Show Iron –– Cold Iron –– to be master of men all."

"Wounds are for the desperate, blows are for the strong.
Balm and oil for weary hearts all cut and bruised with wrong.
I forgive thy treason –– I redeem thy fall ––
For Iron –– Cold Iron –– must be master of men all!"

"Crowns are for the valiant –– sceptres for the bold!
Thrones and powers for mighty men who dare to take and hold!"
"Nay!" said the Baron, kneeling in his hall,
"But Iron –– Cold Iron –– is master of men all!
Iron out of Calvary is master of men all!"

-Rudyard Kipling
1/5/2010 11:34:45 PM EDT
[#34]
We once had a dog that kinda looked like a frog and when we called her on the carpet she shat a big log
She had a little pup that looked like a pollywog but the pup soon died from the urban smog
1/6/2010 12:25:29 AM EDT
[#35]
Ladybugs and jelly beans, gentiles and crocodiles,
I stand before you, and sit behind you,
to tell you something I know nothing about.
The will be a meeting tomorrow night, right after breakfast,
to decide whichcolor to whitewash the church.
There is no admission (just pay at the door),
there are plenty of seats, so sit on the floor.
1/6/2010 8:15:30 AM EDT
[#36]
Don't you people know we're ignernt redneck gun lovers who know nothing of literature and poetry?  Jeeze, get with the Narrative©, people!
1/6/2010 8:20:35 AM EDT
[#37]
TEACH THE CHILDREN WELL, FOR THEY ARE THE FUTURE OF OUR CHOSEN SPORT!!!
1/7/2010 10:43:46 AM EDT
[#38]
So if there is no rest for the wicked, and drinking is a sin, why do I sleep so good after getting drunk?
1/7/2010 11:26:55 AM EDT
[#39]
<I really like that hatchet and I love the look of surprise so many people have when they see it for the first time.  I guess when you're tied up and gagged in the woods, and the guy pulls out a hatchet, the ending is pretty much telegraphed.  But they always flop around, even though we both know the ending, they always flop around.  And don't look at me pleadingly with your eyes, we aren't going to be friends and I'm not going to stop because I feel sorry for you.  I picked this path because you had weak eyes in the first place and you don't deserve to live. I don't either but the difference between you and me is my wrists aren't bleading from rope friction burns and I don't have leaf duff all in my hair.  I fucking hate you and the life you live.  I have to play by the rules and you get to hitch hiike and do your thing.  You don't like a relationship because you may have to put a little work into it, you're gone. You're dating someone, but you want to date someone else, you do.  Fuck the other persons feelings, they don't matter.  The job you didn't like and you walked away from, I had to come in on my days off to work.  The shoulder you cried on and telling me "I want to find someone just like you!" Fuck you bitch.  What did I say about the eyes?  I know you aren't her.  But does it matter anymore?  This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.  By the way, I'm going to kill your fucking family, so ride that little bit of knowledge into the afterlife.>
1/7/2010 11:27:26 AM EDT
[#40]
I had a killer knock knock joke but I forgot the punchline.
1/7/2010 11:32:23 AM EDT
[#41]
two hookers walk into a bar....
1/7/2010 11:41:12 AM EDT
[#42]
There once was a Dodge City maid,
she was a whore by trade,
for a buck and a wack
she’ll lie on her back,
and let the cowboys have
a poke at her crack.

One day she come to surprise
as her belly began to rise.
She slipped out a grunt
and out popped a runt
with his ball’s between his eyes.
1/7/2010 12:51:54 PM EDT
[#43]
Why does it hurt when I make peepee?
1/7/2010 5:26:30 PM EDT
[#44]
Half the people you meet are at, or below, average.
1/7/2010 5:32:59 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
two hookers walk into a bar....


the third one ducked.
1/7/2010 6:33:30 PM EDT
[#46]
the fourth one clucked?