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6/3/2011 8:09:21 PM EDT
Attention white trash turdsticks! Just went to my favorite little country fishin' spot only to find your garbage all over the ground. Don't worry, I picked it up. much like how i pick up the tab for you to suck air and fill the sewer system. Oh wait, the air you breath (thru your mouth only) is free. My bad. This is a public place (for now) not the alley next to your ghettoplex where you dry-hump your cousin and the underage neighbor girl. It amazes me that you have more money in tatts and your demo derby car than a dwelling and transportation to a job combined. Yet you drink $4 a can energy drinks that only contribute to your being an even bigger idiot-asshole! This independence day (yeah not only the fourth of Joolah and day off from dollar store), would you please instead of taping 'farcrackers' to frogs and your sister's dolls, tape them to your junk so as to save my kids and many others the expense and pain of dealing with the spawn that will eventually come from your ol' lady's ass. Oh yeah, probably don't own one of these eeelectronic figurin' devices so, can you guys help me to spread the word to these piles by copying and pasting on the next minittruck or rusted-out sentra you see sporting 3 different sized tires? Thanks.
6/3/2011 8:21:47 PM EDT
[#1]
Not Bad I give this rant a 8.5
6/3/2011 8:24:53 PM EDT
[#2]
ehhhh 6.5 not enough information and no MS Paint.
6/3/2011 9:42:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
ehhhh 6.5 not enough information and no MS Paint.


Need MS paint...
6/4/2011 1:07:57 AM EDT
[#4]
very well done...9.5


6/4/2011 3:36:46 AM EDT
[#5]
Did you catch any fish?
6/4/2011 4:19:43 AM EDT
[#6]
FISHTAB
6/4/2011 4:32:09 AM EDT
[#7]
They do not care, but good on you for taking the time to help pick things up a little bit. Your a better person because of it, and try not to let it get to you much as you end up losing in that deal. All you have to do is look at the source and you will see they will most likely never have anything nice, get to go on vacations, or own a home. Let them wallow in their own filth.
6/4/2011 4:39:16 AM EDT
[#8]
When I was in Scouts one piece of "standard" individual gear for our outings, whether picnic hike or campout, was a plastic garbage bag.
Cleaning up after other people is  just a small part of the human condition, so we do the work and have our fun, knowing we did our part.

C361
Stan.

ETA:8
6/4/2011 5:18:35 AM EDT
[#9]
Because of this rant I am taking a full step forward.

I will switch to 5 hour energy and get my vehicle painted.

I hated having my registration say "primer" in the color block.

LOL

Good rant.

V
OUT
6/4/2011 5:26:07 AM EDT
[#10]
And I was going to buy an energy drink this morning. Damn it all!!!



Nice rant, I'll give you a 6.



Call mE Ivan, the russian judge.
6/4/2011 10:05:51 AM EDT
[#11]
Must be the same douches that made me give up hunting on public land.
6/4/2011 11:14:55 AM EDT
[#12]
Before you picked up did it look anything like this?




Or this?




And after you picked up did it look like this?




Not all white trash is created equal.....except none of them know what a trash bag is.
6/6/2011 1:18:58 PM EDT
[#13]
Been a fan since the first time I met you - that rant was pretty damned good!

farcrackers!  hahahahaha  EPIC!

I know what you mean though, I am sick of people fucking up our scenery.
6/6/2011 1:37:35 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Did you catch any fish?


Brought home 4 channel cats.
Don't eat them much anymore but really had the craving.
They were excellent.