Posted: 10/10/2012 5:00:05 AM EDT
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So I let my dogs out this morning, they go tearin across the backyard guns a blazin rather than scouting the area and calling in support from a scout sniper.....unfortunately they both got hit with some biological weapons from a little stinky ninja lookin insurgent. By the time the scout sniper got there the insurgent had bugged out.
Any chance anyone around the south side has a small insurgent trap I could borrow?? |
Ohhhhh I wanna catch it soooooo  bad!!!! And then build a lil fire  .....and then put on my rain gear, rubber boots, rubber gloves and a gas mask.....and set the trap over the fire....and slow kill the sorry stinkin dog sprayin campin out in my back yard rodent that has gotten my dogs 3 times now.....that'll happen after i get my 10/22 out with some 22 shorts and methodically inflict pain to this rodent....shoot his front legs.....rear legs..... tail.....heck, i might even hook up a battery to the cage and put a few volts thru his stinky butt.....and then, cook whats left of it alive like a dang lobster only not in a pot of boiling water but above the fire so he cooks slowly and his hair singes and his flesh burns  and his blood boils inside his body until he DIES!!!!!
Yeah, you could say I'm a little torqued about this. 
Like General George S. Patton said: "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." “The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.” |
And that 17HMR is probly a bit noisier than 22 shorts, especially since Im in the city lol
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I hear that a skunk won't spray if it can't see you.
so when you catch one in a live trap; hold a tarp up in front of you as you walk toward the trap; then cover trap with the tarp and you can pick it up and throw trap into a tub of water to drowned the skunk so you can remove it from the trap without getting sprayed. |
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My dog got sprayed in the mouth a couple of months ago. He's fine, but boy was his breath bad for a while there. That was his third time getting sprayed, but the other two barely got him.
A couple of weeks ago, I was taking him for his pre-bedtime walk. I heard him pounce at something, then snarl. I swung the light over in time to see him land 15 feet back from where he had pounced. Kept swinging the light to find a skunk standing there with a look on his face like "What the fuck just happened?!?!??!!?" while my dog was standing 15 feet away giving him a look of death. After a couple of seconds, the skunk wandered into a hole and we continued back to the house. Years ago, we shot a skunk in the yard. One shot to the head with a .22 short and he was down. His tail wasn't even up as if he were going to spray. We took him down toward the pasture, put him in a hole and came back. As we were sitting in the den, dad said "Do you smell skunk?" "Yeah, I do." We had both walked through the spot where the skunk had died. He had evidently leaked some spray out postmortem and we had tracked it into and all over the house on our shoes. |
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I hear that a skunk won't spray if it can't see you. so when you catch one in a live trap; hold a tarp up in front of you as you walk toward the trap; then cover trap with the tarp and you can pick it up and throw trap into a tub of water to drowned the skunk so you can remove it from the trap without getting sprayed. I saw a guy on TV try the first part of that...then I saw him vomiting violently because the skunk sprayed the walking tarp which enveloped the man behind it in over spray lol. The only safe way to catch a skunk without getting sprayed is to hypnotize it. First you very slowly approach the skunk on your hands and knees while whistling the theme song to The Andy Griffith Show. Once you're within a foot or two, but no further, away you wave a stick rapidly in front of the skunk while repeating "you are under my control....you are under my control". You'll know when it's hypnotized because it will close it's eyes and roll over laughing which is why he can't spray you. Problem solved 
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| I already have a detailed plan on how I'm gonna do it,thanks for the input tho! And that would suck having a dog with skunk breath! You probly wanted him to lick his balls and his butt before tryin to lick you just so his breath would smell a little better!! LMAO |
yep...I first went out there with my 9mm pistola n got about 20 feet away from him.....we were havin a stare down with each other, he was all squared up with me as i paced back n fourth.....i retreated to the armory and grabbed my sons 10/22, I returned to the kill zone and with a flashlight in my left hand and a rifle in my right hand, I dropped down to one knee and rested the rifle on my knee and engaged the target at approximately 50 feet. He I knew it was a hit as he contorted some from the impact.....I let that one burn for a couple of minutes before delivering, what I can only imagine, the fatal shot. I decided to leave the area before confirming the kill and leaving a white feather there just like Carlos Hathcock woulda done,  I'll circle back around there after work and confirm the kill and get some pics. He looks pretty big, we'll find out how big later today!
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I hear that a skunk won't spray if it can't see you. so when you catch one in a live trap; hold a tarp up in front of you as you walk toward the trap; then cover trap with the tarp and you can pick it up and throw trap into a tub of water to drowned the skunk so you can remove it from the trap without getting sprayed. When my friend had a skunk problem he bought a trap with solid walls (plastic). We picked up the trap, put it in the bed of my truck, drove to an excluded area, took the trap back out, opened the door, and backed away. The skunk would slowly work his way out. Of the 13 skunks (I told you he had a problem  ) not a single one sprayed before being shot. (Most of the skunks released the stink when shot, a few didn't.)
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