Posted: 3/15/2013 10:54:53 AM EDT
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It is a nice spring day and lots of women are sunbathing after a cold winter.
Superman decides to cruise around at 10,000 feet checking out the gals when he sees Wonder Woman with his X-ray vision totally nude in her back yard with her legs wide open. He starts thinking "I've gotta get me some of that." So he hits it at he speed of light and wham, bam, thank you ma'am he is gone. Wonder Woman says "What the hell was that?" The Invisoble Man says "I don't know but it hurt like hell!" |
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did you just make that up? Nope, it is an oldie but goodie. 
Almost as old as Dan & I got to be pretty fucking old if you and Dan was telling it cause ya'll are a hell of a lot older than I and I've been telling that joke since I was incarcerated in the kindergarten class at st. joe's catholic school |
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got to be pretty fucking old if you and Dan was telling it cause ya'll are a hell of a lot older than I and I've been telling that joke since I was incarcerated in the kindergarten class at st. joe's catholic school Yeah but you weren't exactly a spring chicken in kindergarten. I remember the joke "What was long and hard on Nden when he was 17?" And the answer was "Second grade." 
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got to be pretty fucking old if you and Dan was telling it cause ya'll are a hell of a lot older than I and I've been telling that joke since I was incarcerated in the kindergarten class at st. joe's catholic school Yeah but you weren't exactly a spring chicken in kindergarten. I remember the joke "What was long and hard on Nden when he was 17?" And the answer was "Second grade."
second grade was pretty fucking tough; Mrs. Hale was built like a NFL linebacker and treated her class like r lee ermey's character in full metal jacket. when I finally made it to graduation out of Norman High the guest state rep out of Norman handing out diplomas to us hs grads said "fucking hell ND, what are you in the 19th grade?" |