Texas Advice Thread > Texas

Posted: 8/10/2005 11:27:42 AM EDT

Post your Texas wisdom here.

TRG

Posted: 8/10/2005 12:23:11 PM EDT

[#1]

Anyone worth shooting is worth shooting twice.

Thank you very much.

CMOS

Posted: 8/10/2005 12:29:53 PM EDT

[#2]

Boating and Guns don't mix.

Posted: 8/10/2005 12:36:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Hide the family dog if the police show up.

Posted: 8/10/2005 12:47:18 PM EDT

[#4]

If you don't like how your Dealer does business, get your own FFL.

Posted: 8/10/2005 1:35:09 PM EDT

[#5]

if the first one missed there are 29 more left

Posted: 8/10/2005 2:47:54 PM EDT

[#6]

If it moves, shoot it. If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway.

Posted: 8/10/2005 3:53:12 PM EDT

[#7]

If something with a hoof didn't die, it ain't a real barbecue

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:06:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Chili doesn't have beans.

Slow down cresting hills in the country. There could be a cow on the other side!

TC

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:41:58 PM EDT

[#9]

Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
CMOS

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:43:02 PM EDT

[#10]

There is room on this planet for all of God's critters........right next to the mashed potatoes and green beans.

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:44:39 PM EDT

[#11]

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

NB

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:45:40 PM EDT

[#12]

Don't squat with your spurs on.

NB

Posted: 8/10/2005 5:29:24 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
If it moves, shoot it. If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway.

if a third shot is required, get a bigger gun and have someone hold your beer

wganz
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Posted: 8/10/2005 6:57:54 PM EDT

[#14]

Don't take anything shorter than a pickup truck to Crowell!

Posted: 8/10/2005 7:08:41 PM EDT

[#15]

He's as confused as a cow on astroturf.

It's so foggy the birds are walkin'.

It's so windy we're using a log chain instead of a wind sock.

Here's a site with ton's of Texas sayings..

www.listology.com/content_show.cfm/content_id.18061

Posted: 8/10/2005 7:58:46 PM EDT

[#16]

Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States
can't make it without Texas
-Sam Houston

Posted: 8/10/2005 8:29:16 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

I hate to say it, but damn, that's funny.

Posted: 8/10/2005 10:59:31 PM EDT

[#18]

"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight"

Posted: 8/10/2005 11:30:35 PM EDT

[#19]

Ya'll can go to HELL- I'm going to TEXAS.
-Sam Houston.

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:51:07 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Don't take anything ~~shorter~~ smaller than a 4x4 pickup truck to Crowell!

Fixed it for ya'.

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:37:23 AM EDT

[#21]

"We hope you enjoyed your visit to Texas...now go home."

Posted: 8/11/2005 6:01:11 AM EDT

[#22]

So hot the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:28:32 PM EDT

[#23]

Never ask a man where he's from. If he's from Texas, he will tell you soon enough. If he's not, no need to embarass him... fullclip

Posted: 8/11/2005 8:07:01 PM EDT

[#24]

Paul Revere? Ain't he the Yankee who had to go for help? -- Old Texas Joke.
(shamelessly swiped and copied from someone else's Sigline)

Posted: 8/12/2005 6:52:30 AM EDT

[#25]

NEW YORK CITY?!?!

Posted: 8/12/2005 8:32:59 AM EDT

[#26]

Never trust a goat in a dress.

Posted: 8/12/2005 8:59:12 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Never trust a goat in a dress.

You got a private lesson from him!?!?!?!

Posted: 8/12/2005 12:10:20 PM EDT

[#28]

It's hotter than a dancing chicken with his ass on fire!

The only reason Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf is Oklahoma SUCKS!

Posted: 8/12/2005 6:06:36 PM EDT

[#29]

If shooting a threat, If still a threat...SHOT IT SOME MORE

Posted: 8/12/2005 6:18:31 PM EDT

[#30]

THE #1 USE OF THE BAYONET LUG.....
1. mount bayonet to rifle
2. stick in the ground
3. place beer can/bottle on butt-stock
4. take the necessary piss
5. reverse process and continue shooting

Posted: 8/12/2005 10:36:44 PM EDT

[#31]

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.

Shoot
Shovel
Shut the hell up....

Posted: 8/13/2005 7:05:39 PM EDT

[#32]

It is a coke. Period.

Pop is your daddy, or what a .22 sounds like.
Soda is for Scotch, or make a paste with water and put on the sting.

immigrants - anyone from north or east of the Red, south and west of the Rio Grande.

By God, TEXAS!

Posted: 8/14/2005 3:33:50 AM EDT

[#33]

Ya'll take it easy. And, if you can get it easy take it twice!!

Posted: 8/14/2005 3:53:39 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
There is room on this planet for all of God's critters........right next to the mashed potatoes and green beans.

"Real Texans don't eat green beans"

We eat purple hull peas!

All God's creatures have thier place, right next to the fried okra

Posted: 8/14/2005 9:37:27 PM EDT

[#35]

If it needs shootin', empty the magazine, reload and assess....

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