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3/22/2008 4:23:06 PM EDT
What I like to use for lube when pounding one out.
3/22/2008 5:21:02 PM EDT
[#1]
I will never forget a buddy, probably 25 years ago, telling us "Never use tooth paste. Don't ask....".  

We were DYING listening to him tell it!!
3/22/2008 5:46:36 PM EDT
[#2]
You ought to try the aloe solarcaine.
3/22/2008 6:12:08 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
You ought to try the aloe solarcaine.


....now with the enhancing ingredient, LIDOCAINE!

Ya'll are some sick fucks.




HKO


(furiously taking notes)


Hell, ya ain't a man unless you rub one out using "rubbing" compound.
3/22/2008 7:03:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Just as an FYI:

IcyHot, when used excessively, can cause swelling.
3/22/2008 8:28:38 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Just as an FYI:

IcyHot, when used excessively, can cause swelling.

so it makes your member bigger?
3/22/2008 10:39:40 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Just as an FYI:

IcyHot, when used excessively, can cause swelling.

so it makes your member bigger?


That wasn't what I was using it on, but it would probably have the same result.  There's also the redness, burning, and tenderness (felt similar to a sunburn).  Took several days for the swelling and other symptoms to go away.
3/23/2008 7:34:21 AM EDT
[#7]
IBTL

Dude, GD is thataway...
3/23/2008 7:36:29 AM EDT
[#8]
this has been up for half a day and you don't think i've seen it yet?

i find your lack of faith disturbing...
3/23/2008 9:55:18 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
this has been up for half a day and you don't think i've seen it yet?
i find your lack of faith disturbing...


These are not the Mods you're looking for, move along........




HKO
3/23/2008 2:42:41 PM EDT
[#10]
DDDAAANNNGGG. For a second there I thought I was on that other forum.
3/23/2008 3:21:34 PM EDT
[#11]
leave it to coondog. if it has to do with pie or flogging the bishop, he'll post it.
3/23/2008 3:59:25 PM EDT
[#12]
i prefer a little ky jelly. the warming kind. it makes me do this.

but seriously, stay away from the vaseline, ive read before that it can do bad things down there, i dont remember exactly what, but it wasnt good.
3/23/2008 4:25:32 PM EDT
[#13]
beads up in the shower.

3/23/2008 4:53:39 PM EDT
[#14]
FYI, SurgiLube is latex friendly.
3/24/2008 5:32:46 AM EDT
[#15]
LUBE?

Amateurs.

Real men use sandpaper.
3/24/2008 6:37:33 AM EDT
[#16]
You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves.........

This is ARFCOM. The greatest firearms related website on the internet.

So, with that in mind........

CLP is the only approved lube here for the under 40 crowd!  

(all you old codgers can use LSA oil or Garand grease).  
3/24/2008 8:46:13 AM EDT
[#17]
This is the gayest shit I have ever read...

His hockey post made him sound divorced...

It's all starting to add up.
3/24/2008 10:00:40 AM EDT
[#18]
Coondog has been suspiciously quiet in this thread.  I wonder if he has been putting our suggestions to use?  If so, I wonder if he has gotten out of the ER yet?
3/24/2008 1:08:58 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves.........

This is ARFCOM. The greatest firearms related website on the internet.

So, with that in mind........

CLP is the only approved lube here for the under 40 crowd!  

(all you old codgers can use LSA oil or Garand grease).  



For the guys that really know guns, "Plastilube".
3/24/2008 3:18:32 PM EDT
[#20]
Astroglide....

Or that new one for headaches, Head On or some such name.

Of course I use Mobil 1 Synthetic 5W-30 on the guns so you never know. It cums in quart bottles to and a little goes a long way on the "bolt group".
3/24/2008 5:17:03 PM EDT
[#21]
"my dogs saliva" is at 5.56 %
No shit!
Pretty cool...
3/24/2008 5:18:28 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
IBTL

Dude, GD is thataway...


Oh c'mon man, we haven't had a poll in HTF for a LOOOONG time. Figured it would be something we can all relate to.
3/24/2008 5:19:29 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
i prefer a little ky jelly. the warming kind. it makes me do this.

but seriously, stay away from the vaseline, ive read before that it can do bad things down there, i dont remember exactly what, but it wasnt good.

Yeah, thats some great stuff! Hmmm...wonder if I have any left....naaah.
3/24/2008 5:20:43 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
This is the gayest shit I have ever read...

His hockey post made him sound divorced...

It's all starting to add up.


I am divorced. Your addition fu is strong....
3/24/2008 5:21:26 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Coondog has been suspiciously quiet in this thread.  I wonder if he has been putting our suggestions to use?  If so, I wonder if he has gotten out of the ER yet?

I'm raw....
3/24/2008 5:23:10 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Astroglide....

Or that new one for headaches, Head On or some such name.

Of course I use Mobil 1 Synthetic 5W-30 on the guns so you never know. It cums in quart bottles to and a little goes a long way on the "bolt group".


"it cums in quart bottles"......so you don't use the sock huh?
Hmmm..sock with vaseline and sand.....hmmmmm
3/24/2008 6:02:22 PM EDT
[#27]
well, i was thinking about what coondog said to me in my other thread and i went in the bathroom and low and behold, i found this.
3/24/2008 6:23:36 PM EDT
[#28]
fresh ginger.

nice.
3/24/2008 6:33:35 PM EDT
[#29]
We didn't call Lubriderm, Lubrisperm for nothing during Desert Storm..
3/24/2008 6:36:16 PM EDT
[#30]
fyi, im in a hotel in houston if you didnt read my other thread yet. ive got much better supplies at home.
3/24/2008 6:52:35 PM EDT
[#31]
I can still hear Mom saying.... opps wrong forum.......................................
3/25/2008 3:32:29 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
well, i was thinking about what coondog said to me in my other thread and i went in the bathroom and low and behold, i found this.

i29.tinypic.com/e8pa9s.jpg

THERE YA GO!
3/25/2008 3:34:17 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
I can still hear Mom saying.... opps wrong forum.......................................

I don't think I want to know.

Then again....
"you'll put your eye out with that thing"
And yes it wasn't a BB gun.

Also, "you'll go blind"

I guess that is why they invented LASIK....
3/25/2008 5:39:45 AM EDT
[#34]
Cosmoline,,,,

Once you get warmed up. it aint so bad.
3/25/2008 8:08:54 AM EDT
[#35]
Yeah, but will it burn your pee hole?










HKO
3/25/2008 4:24:47 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Cosmoline,,,,

Once you get warmed up. it aint so bad.





OOOOO....sounds inhibiting.....
3/25/2008 5:41:09 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Yeah, but will it burn your pee hole?










HKO


that's what i'm worried about in all this...









3/25/2008 6:34:49 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cosmoline,,,,

Once you get warmed up. it aint so bad.





OOOOO....sounds inhibiting.....



i wonder if it will prevent "corrosion and warping" from bad "storage" places?
3/26/2008 3:37:43 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cosmoline,,,,

Once you get warmed up. it aint so bad.





OOOOO....sounds inhibiting.....



i wonder if it will prevent "corrosion and warping" from bad "storage" places?

Yeah, yeah, I see what your saying.....hmmmm...like if you kept it in someones garage that was dirty....hmmm....yeah.....hmmmm....
3/26/2008 8:07:29 PM EDT
[#40]
yeah, you're following me. like if you leave the sausage casserole in someones oven to long and they haven't cleaned it in a while. most likely no one is going to want to eat it for fear of getting sick.
3/27/2008 3:17:36 AM EDT
[#41]
so you're saying that perhaps if the beef bus was to pull into tuna town and there was a lot of pollution- from let's say, the bread baking industry- then all the passengers on the beef bus may not want to just shoot right out and visit for up to 72 hours before they all died looking for a good place to get an egg?
3/27/2008 2:45:45 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
yeah, you're following me. like if you leave the sausage casserole in someones oven to long and they haven't cleaned it in a while. most likely no one is going to want to eat it for fear of getting sick.
3/27/2008 2:52:14 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
yeah, you're following me. like if you leave the sausage casserole in someones oven to long and they haven't cleaned it in a while. most likely no one is going to want to eat it for fear of getting sick.



Quoted:
so you're saying that perhaps if the beef bus was to pull into tuna town and there was a lot of pollution- from let's say, the bread baking industry- then all the passengers on the beef bus may not want to just shoot right out and visit for up to 72 hours before they all died looking for a good place to get an egg?

Yes, ok,right, gotchya...so it would be like putting your cartridge into a dirty chamber and realizing too late after the explosion. Or driving your bus into a wet car wash only to find out there is only dirty soap...or if someone's rocket went into ( and out of and into and out of and into ) orbit only to be attacked by martians...
3/27/2008 5:53:32 PM EDT
[#44]
or let's say you had found yourself a nice hole to plant your fence post, but the damn thing was full of roots and worms. no matter how hard you jam that post in, it always comes out covered with bug goo and other funk and dirt.

maybe even syphilis.
3/27/2008 6:09:17 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
or let's say you had found yourself a nice hole to plant your fence post, but the damn thing was full of roots and worms. no matter how hard you jam that post in, it always comes out covered with bug goo and other funk and dirt.

maybe even syphilis.


Move over a couple of inches and try again
3/28/2008 2:12:44 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
or let's say you had found yourself a nice hole to plant your fence post, but the damn thing was full of roots and worms. no matter how hard you jam that post in, it always comes out covered with bug goo and other funk and dirt.

maybe even syphilis.

Wow, syphilis .... in the fence pole hole....never thought of that.
3/28/2008 2:13:06 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
or let's say you had found yourself a nice hole to plant your fence post, but the damn thing was full of roots and worms. no matter how hard you jam that post in, it always comes out covered with bug goo and other funk and dirt.

maybe even syphilis.


Move over a couple of inches and try again

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