Posted: 12/22/2010 7:21:38 PM EDT
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From Encyclopedia Dramatica (DO NOT GOOGLE) about washington...
Two Washingtons? –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––Washington is divided by a huge-ass fucking mountain range that is nearly impassable. Life on the two sides of the range are as different as God and Satan. The west is full of rich people, environmentalists, activists, hardworking Americans, artistic youth, aspiring musicians, gay crossdressers, illegal immigrants, aging Goths, artists, computer geeks and the culturally diverse. The east consists of mechanical engineers, farmers, wholesome All-American families, and people who cherish tradition
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It was the cat eating chinks who built the railroads on this side of the Rockies. The Irish were drunk and passed out or in jail for trying to steal Jewish babies before the railroads ever hit the Mighty Mississippi.
And when I say 'cat eating chinks' I mean that in a posittive way. Because who doesn't like eating a little pussy every now and then? |
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It was the cat eating chinks who built the railroads on this side of the Rockies. The Irish were drunk and passed out or in jail for trying to steal Jewish babies before the railroads ever hit the Mighty Mississippi. And when I say 'cat eating chinks' I mean that in a posittive way. Because who doesn't like eating a little pussy every now and then? |
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It was the cat eating chinks who built the railroads on this side of the Rockies. You mean the Chinese. I see your trying to own the WHTF with post
I will stop you
Really, I am just trying to do my part to bring attention to the yellow hord that is >–– this ––< close to world domination. |
No chinese unions. Only triads. You bad to triad, no pay money triad, bad happen to you. ![]() I'd say two washingtons make sense. The coasties culture is too different from the easties. So who wants to run a petition? At least then it will only be a 2 hour drive to freedom BOL where you can shoot suppressors |
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I thought it was Portland? Please clarify. Portland bad, Chineese Unions bad? Or is it Chinese made products that are bad. No... This is Portland according to Encyclopedia Dramatica People love to brag about how there are moar strip clubs there per capita than any other city in the United States, including Las Vegas and San Francisco. This is due to the high number of batshit Libertarians that populate the rest of Oregon and demand their rights to bear arms and get lap dances every Friday. The sex industry is massive in Oregon, although everyone selling themselves for cash most definitely will give you AIDS, especially if you go to one of Portland’s many YMCAs or premium bathhouses. There are two types of beer snobs in Portland: those who drink PBR and sneer at everyone who drinks microbrews and those who drink microbrews and sneer at everyone who drinks PBR. If you do not fall into either of these categories, you won’t have any friends.
Homelessness is considered fashionable in Portland, and a perfectly acceptable career choice. Rich attention-whoring emo kids will ditch their parents and their Linkin Park albums to go form street families in order to get themselves a sense of street cred and belonging. To maintain their hXc rep, they will stab, rape, steal, have public sex and make the Portland Business Alliance pass laws that make standing and sitting illegal.
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Ya, and? ![]() Nothing about The Irish? ![]() ....make that "half" the railroad....didn't you see blazing saddles? The other half was made by Chinamen and happy go lucky blacks.
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