Posted: 6/12/2012 3:23:53 AM EDT
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I was thinking about taking some language lessons from a tutor, came across this ad on CL...
Should I dare to "tread the path to enlightenment"? WTF is Naked Life Coaching? Probably NSFW: http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/lss/3032315440.html What could go wrong? 
-Obsolete |
| I could see how it would work. They say the hardest part about starting therapy or counseling is establishing trust, being vunerable, and shit like that. Being naked with a complete stranger talking about feelings and stuff like that probably speeds up that process. |
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the person that you get naked with will not look like the girl in the background, okay your person might have red hair, but it will be a 300 pound fat man who likes imitation crab meat The red head is the life coach. Looks like you can do clothed sessions if you just want to see her naked 
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Not sure how you came up with the "imitation crab meet" part but that topped off the cake on the other descriptions and creeped me out even more LOL
the person that you get naked with will not look like the girl in the background, okay your person might have red hair, but it will be a 300 pound fat man who likes imitation crab meat |
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the person that you get naked with will not look like the girl in the background, okay your person might have red hair, but it will be a 300 pound fat man who likes imitation crab meat I just about spit my water on the computer from laughing! ha nice description! |
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Not sure how you came up with the "imitation crab meet" part but that topped off the cake on the other descriptions and creeped me out even more LOL
the person that you get naked with will not look like the girl in the background, okay your person might have red hair, but it will be a 300 pound fat man who likes imitation crab meat "imitation crab meat" joke source is from the 2nd ad: http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-8-greatest-craigslist-jo-sessions? Or: http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-8-greatest-craigslist-jo-sessions?s=mobile (I'm on my iphone) |
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the person that you get naked with will not look like the girl in the background, okay your person might have red hair, but it will be a 300 pound fat man who likes imitation crab meat Fellow Tosh watcher? OP. Get Rosetta Stone, like everybody else before you end up in some prostitution slave ring. |
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Frequently Asked Questions Male: ‘What happens if something ‘pops up’ during the session?’ Unfortunately, in our current society, we are taught from a young age to be ashamed of our bodies and our sexuality. Also, we are programmed to equate nudity with another to be solely a sexual experience. Rest assured that I understand an erection to be a natural and normal occurrence, nothing more. In the course of our session you will learn to release this shame, guilt and fear, and embrace your natural being again. As we proceed with our session in a carefree manner, your expectations will quickly and spontaneously be re-patterned, and you will relax into a fuller understanding of nudity being our true natural state. |
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Frequently Asked Questions Male: ‘What happens if something ‘pops up’ during the session?’ Unfortunately, in our current society, we are taught from a young age to be ashamed of our bodies and our sexuality. Also, we are programmed to equate nudity with another to be solely a sexual experience. Rest assured that I understand an erection to be a natural and normal occurrence, nothing more. In the course of our session you will learn to release this shame, guilt and fear, and embrace your natural being again. As we proceed with our session in a carefree manner, your expectations will quickly and spontaneously be re-patterned, and you will relax into a fuller understanding of nudity being our true natural state. so now I can't have a boner. Fuck that. look at the website and the group seesion pic. CHOMO FAGGOTREE! Besides her snatch proly' looks like a stepped on arbys sandwhich. Erection indeed. |