Posted: 3/9/2007 6:51:04 AM EDT
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Yeah, and you'd volunteer to apply it with a pork chop, too!  Tell me something, Brother L, I'm sure you've waded in the "Red River " since you're not too picky. The question is have you ever drank from it?  I'd also ask if you've been horny enough to kiss a woman's belly button. But I already know you've been WAY hornier than that. 
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I mighta stepped through the bush into a river I wasn't aware was there at time or two, but I've never knowingly waded it, nor ever stooped to drink from it's banks, so no redwings for me, only wolverines; as for applying the butter, thats always the best way to butter the right side of a chicks loaf, cause if there ain't no butter in the bud, then its just like a hollywood flick, your just shooting blanks. |