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9/17/2007 2:34:01 AM EDT
while surfing another board i found this.  


Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
9/17/2007 3:42:33 AM EDT
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Dan
9/17/2007 4:44:29 AM EDT
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Please get me a link. I have to follow this thread!
9/17/2007 6:52:17 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Please get me a link. I have to follow this thread!


tag for linky!

that's great!  
9/17/2007 6:55:22 AM EDT
[#4]
This just goes to show you that common sense isn't so common anymore lol

Christ, if this is a real post I have to follow up on this too..
9/17/2007 7:01:25 AM EDT
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9/17/2007 7:15:50 AM EDT
[#6]
there's no way anyone is that stupid.

let's hope this guy somehow damages his testicles just enough to not be able to produce offspring.

we've all done dumb shit....but that's way up the list.
9/17/2007 7:41:54 AM EDT
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Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong...

Original link.

People that are too stupid to own a Honda, buy an Audi.
9/17/2007 8:40:29 AM EDT
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In all the years I have been building cars, I have to say I have never EVER heard such a story. It almost has to be fake. That motor is trash. The reason they put filters on for incoming air is to prevent abrasives and trash from getting in. You have to realize that you have run the sand through the entire motor, so your valves and piston rings are probably chewed to hell. HOLY CHRIST... I still think this is fake
9/17/2007 8:47:38 AM EDT
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I hope it is fake, but have to say I've known people dumb enough to do something like that...
9/17/2007 12:34:35 PM EDT
[#10]
it has to be fake...
9/17/2007 12:45:52 PM EDT
[#11]
its fake, seen this story almost verbatim on many car forums with the make/model changed to fit :)
9/17/2007 3:12:27 PM EDT
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Someone please hit these guys in the head with a hammer!!
Good thing this is fake, otherwise I don't think his insurance or warranty covers being a DeeDeeDee!
9/17/2007 3:23:17 PM EDT
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it has to be fake...



It's been around for a while.  I remember seeing similar thread on the old Compuserve network and on GEnie....94-95, somewhere around there.

mm
9/17/2007 3:25:44 PM EDT
[#14]
Fake or not, funny nonetheless.
9/18/2007 9:16:35 PM EDT
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being a master tech for a major import manufacturer..... I've seen some stuff in real life crazier than this story :)

9/19/2007 7:50:23 AM EDT
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I've actually seen a brand new motor trashed because the mechanic left a rag in the oil pan when he reassembled the motor. It got sucked up to the oil pump which left the motor with no oil.
9/19/2007 8:04:00 AM EDT
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Potentially BS but it's funny nonetheless.
9/19/2007 2:22:18 PM EDT
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I've actually seen a brand new motor trashed because the mechanic left a rag in the oil pan when he reassembled the motor. It got sucked up to the oil pump which left the motor with no oil.


I've seen a tech fill crankcase with coolant and radiator with oil. :P   He failed the drug test shortly thereafter lol
9/19/2007 3:57:52 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
I've actually seen a brand new motor trashed because the mechanic left a rag in the oil pan when he reassembled the motor. It got sucked up to the oil pump which left the motor with no oil.


I've seen a tech fill crankcase with coolant and radiator with oil. :P   He failed the drug test shortly thereafter lol


I have a friend who had his motor fried after an oil change. They forgot to install an oil filter. Fortunately when they reviewed the tape the manager confirmed the tech caused the problem by failing to install the filter. He ended up with a new motor, installed.

Jim
9/19/2007 6:46:50 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Someone please hit these guys in the head with a hammer!!
Good thing this is fake, otherwise I don't think his insurance or warranty covers being a DeeDeeDee! ht.Whatever ya don't give this Dumd Ass a link to this site I would hate to see what he would do with a M4....
9/19/2007 9:43:29 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Someone please hit these guys in the head with a hammer!!
Good thing this is fake, otherwise I don't think his insurance or warranty covers being a DeeDeeDee!


DeeDeeDee is right.
Whatever ya don't give this Dumd Ass a link to this site I would hate to see what he would do with a M4....


free float barrel by tying on water wings :)
9/20/2007 4:46:46 AM EDT
[#22]
oh sweet jehosephat!! How do these people keep breeding?