Posted: 2/2/2015 12:52:58 AM EDT
Because limericks are fun and can be written on any subject, write your own LaRue related limerick and post it here. Most limericks are dirty, but I'll start the thread with a clean one. 
A riflesmith down in Leander Whose rifles are known to be grander Said, "God bless our snipers Who rid us of vipers; May none of their shots e'er meander!" |
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Come on, gotta keep this one moving LOL...
An OBR or tOBR, Only one gets the attention of my wife, the reloader. All things Larue are good as gold! They make their Mark(tm) at 1000 knock bad actors out cold, So get a Larue rifle, it is a sight to behold! Nice try but not a limerick. It should be "aabba".......yours is "aabbb" ETA: You could try something like this: Myself, an OBR or a tOBR, Only one gets the attention of my wife, the reloader. All things Larue are as good as gold! She keeps hers warm, and mine in the cold You must love us all equally, or so I told 'er |
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Nice try but not a limerick. It should be "aabba".......yours is "aabbb" ETA: You could try something like this: Myself, an OBR or a tOBR, Only one gets the attention of my wife, the reloader. All things Larue are as good as gold! She keeps hers warm, and mine in the cold You must love us all equally, or so I told 'er Quoted:
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Come on, gotta keep this one moving LOL...
An OBR or tOBR, Only one gets the attention of my wife, the reloader. All things Larue are good as gold! They make their Mark(tm) at 1000 knock bad actors out cold, So get a Larue rifle, it is a sight to behold! Nice try but not a limerick. It should be "aabba".......yours is "aabbb" ETA: You could try something like this: Myself, an OBR or a tOBR, Only one gets the attention of my wife, the reloader. All things Larue are as good as gold! She keeps hers warm, and mine in the cold You must love us all equally, or so I told 'er Thanks for the follow up and I dig your version, I will work harder to upgrade my poetry skill set. |
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I have a great rifle called TOBR, It shoot so much straighter when sober. For those who can't hang, Can't make it go bang, Get a real job 'cause its over! (Nutnfancy about that boys!) I see what you did there. Hehehehe!!!! 
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There was a rifle with a 3 year wait built by a man swan hate they shot sub MOA easy Made knights boys queasy No more larue for me cause she's late Congratulations! (If in fact you're looking forward to the birth of a child and not just making a general joke.) 
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There once was an upper called stealth, Belonged to a turkey with wealth. Didn’t know how to shoot’er, He must ride a scooter, ‘Cause his skill sets are bad for his health… Like it! I aim to please!!!! Hey brother, I thought of an alternate last line for yours. How about: And keep his nuts up on the shelf. |
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Congratulations! (If in fact you're looking forward to the birth of a child and not just making a general joke.) Quoted:
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There was a rifle with a 3 year wait built by a man swan hate they shot sub MOA easy Made knights boys queasy No more larue for me cause she's late Congratulations! (If in fact you're looking forward to the birth of a child and not just making a general joke.) Nope... no kid for me... just a joke! |
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inspired by (2) other threads:
There once was a TOBR owner with a Match Grade .162 Wanting to outshoot the shootist, but not knowing what to do, Bag her well, and hold her tight Shoot that rifle with all your might These are joyful 1st world problems, for which we should thank LaRue |
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Well, we fired our guns but the British kept a comin'
We fired once more and they began to run. Ran so fast the dogs couldn't catch'em Chased 'em all the way to the Gulf of Mexico.. Wait a minute! Limerick, not song!!! Sorry if I got the words wrong Johnny! |