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Link Posted: 11/11/2010 12:52:03 PM EDT
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Quoted:
why can monkeys masturbate in public but I can't?


You can do that in public.  Once.  
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 12:53:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
why can monkeys masturbate in public but I can't?



You are just as capable of public masturbation as any monkey - its just the jail time afterwards that separates man from ape.
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 12:58:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2010 1:01:22 PM EDT
[#4]
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why do people think its okay for doctors to murder babies, but its not okay for prisons to execute bad people?


you can't murder that which is not sentient.


Go murder a pregnant woman and see if you dont get slapped with 2 counts
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 1:02:20 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't understand the question.  You just said you had green eyes.  
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 1:06:59 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


I support monkey abortions


Made me laugh out loud.



 
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 1:19:36 PM EDT
[#7]
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Evolution...how does it work?


like the posi-traction on a 71 charger
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 1:42:57 PM EDT
[#8]
What is it with these sorts of Threads lately?
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 1:46:59 PM EDT
[#9]
I have a new chinese girlfriend with very nice brown eyes.
Your eyes, I don't really care.
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 2:11:27 PM EDT
[#10]
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i feel like more and more people on this site have completely lost their fucking minds



You're probably just paying more attention.  


You're probably right but I also think now that the republicans won the house all the tinfoilers are shifting their focus from Obama new world order to google conspiracies and debunking evolution, 9/11, and the moon landing
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 2:15:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2010 2:15:58 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:


I have a new chinese girlfriend with very nice brown eyes.

Your eyes, I don't really care.


If you find a Chinese woman with green eyes Lo Pan will reward you handsomely.



 
Link Posted: 11/11/2010 2:37:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2010 2:49:00 PM EDT
[#14]



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Bam!



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Link Posted: 11/11/2010 4:25:56 PM EDT
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Quoted:



Quoted:

Evolution...how does it work?




we used to be monkeys but some of us got tired of eating fleas off our sisters head so we decided not to be monkeys but some of the monkeys like fleas just fine so they stayed monkeys.




That about sums it up.
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