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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:07:19 PM EDT
What next––furries?
http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2011/12/29/science-fiction-themed-brothel-opening-soon/ Hof, 65, is the present owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. But now, he is opening up a new venture, a sci-fi-themed bordello situated 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas. The venture will be called “Alien Cathouse.” .. The complex is getting rebranded as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center. “Area 51 is a big place. If you turn off my driveway and head up 15 miles there it is,” Hof told CBS Las Vegas. “I really wanted to capitalize on it.” Hof describes the current state of the bordello as a “disgusting, terrible place” without a single window. The partners are hoping to finish a complete conversion inside of a couple of months, before beaming in customers. The important details regarding the working women are still being hashed out, such as whether or not to paint the women green to resemble Orion Slave Girl characters from Star Trek. |
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What next––furries? http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2011/12/29/science-fiction-themed-brothel-opening-soon/ Hof, 65, is the present owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. But now, he is opening up a new venture, a sci-fi-themed bordello situated 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas. The venture will be called “Alien Cathouse.” .. The complex is getting rebranded as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center. “Area 51 is a big place. If you turn off my driveway and head up 15 miles there it is,” Hof told CBS Las Vegas. “I really wanted to capitalize on it.” Hof describes the current state of the bordello as a “disgusting, terrible place” without a single window. The partners are hoping to finish a complete conversion inside of a couple of months, before beaming in customers. The important details regarding the working women are still being hashed out, such as whether or not to paint the women green to resemble Orion Slave Girl characters from Star Trek. Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh....... |
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Blue females from Avatar??? When I said "Pulling Tail" I didn't mean literally! |
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Gonna be too much anal probing in that cathouse. That's what the aliens like to do, you know, anal probing.
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What next––furries? http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2011/12/29/science-fiction-themed-brothel-opening-soon/ Hof, 65, is the present owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. But now, he is opening up a new venture, a sci-fi-themed bordello situated 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas. The venture will be called “Alien Cathouse.” .. The complex is getting rebranded as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center. “Area 51 is a big place. If you turn off my driveway and head up 15 miles there it is,” Hof told CBS Las Vegas. “I really wanted to capitalize on it.” Hof describes the current state of the bordello as a “disgusting, terrible place” without a single window. The partners are hoping to finish a complete conversion inside of a couple of months, before beaming in customers. The important details regarding the working women are still being hashed out, such as whether or not to paint the women green to resemble Orion Slave Girl characters from Star Trek. Hey, if its good enough for Captain Kirk... |
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Gonna be too much anal probing in that cathouse. The anal probes aren't so bad, it's just that they erase the memory afterwards. Total rip-off. |
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to quote eddie murphy "if the b*tch is green .. there is something wrong with the p***y"
im sure some trekky alien nerds will be up there fulfilling their capt kirk fantasy |
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If they can manage some Terminator (at least in apperance) limbs for an amputee or two, I might have to go there to indulge my cyborg fetish.
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If they can manage some Terminator (at least in apperance) limbs for an amputee or two, I might have to go there to indulge my cyborg fetish. I don't believe I would have told that one.... |
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If they have the Total Recall chick with three boobs I'm in
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please let there be a Twi'lek and Zabrak there! oh please please please..
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If they can manage some Terminator (at least in apperance) limbs for an amputee or two, I might have to go there to indulge my cyborg fetish. I don't believe I would have told that one.... His handle is Doucheatron. I don't think he embarrasses easily. |
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In light of "squashing" thread, I have to ask: are there going to be any Jabba the Huts?
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please let there be a Twi'lek and Zabrak there! oh please please please.. I'm thinking Maris Brood. |
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In light of "squashing" thread, I have to ask: are there going to be any Jabba the Huts? MAN; YOU ARE ONE SICK LITTLE MONKEY. |
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please let there be a Twi'lek and Zabrak there! oh please please please.. I'm thinking Maris Brood. too light! I like the red better. |
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In light of "squashing" thread, I have to ask: are there going to be any Jabba the Huts? MAN; YOU ARE ONE SICK LITTLE MONKEY. Just entrepreneurial. And kinda sick. |
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please let there be a Twi'lek and Zabrak there! oh please please please.. I'm thinking Maris Brood. too light! I like the red better. Fat; I like the cut of your jib. http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/014/8/1/sith_female_by_listenerkz-d3754rn.jpg Yeah! the nerdiness is coming out now! looks like my consular. RAWR! |
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" I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang"!
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Quoted: If they have the Total Recall chick with three boobs I'm in Shes gonna tell you "welcome to the party Richter" |
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What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg I don't know that I'll ever understand the urge to fuck a teddy bear. |
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Quoted: Quoted: What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg IN before the lock or move to BOTD.... |
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Quoted: I'd go. Just to try it once. Me too. Especially if they put some effort into the costumes. |
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What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg I don't know that I'll ever understand the urge to fuck a teddy bear. Well, that's a fox. This is a bear: |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg I don't know that I'll ever understand the urge to fuck a teddy bear. Well, that's a fox. This is a bear: http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1324251979.winfox_p1110167.jpg Okay, where are the Mods? This is getting offensive. |
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Quoted: Quoted: What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg OK, I admit it...that's the first time I actually had to pause and think about it before saying NO. The curves are admittedly quite nice indeed. As long as the girl in the suit is of the same shape (and not concealing a schlong) then....maybe. But take off the headgear first. It wouldn't do to ruin that expensive fake fur with protein stains. That muzzle isn't made for oral loving anyway. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg I don't know that I'll ever understand the urge to fuck a teddy bear. Well, that's a fox. This is a bear: http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1324251979.winfox_p1110167.jpg Okay, where are the Mods? This is getting offensive. Pfft, tell your old lady to relax. And put on her fur suit. |
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If they can manage some Terminator (at least in apperance) limbs for an amputee or two, I might have to go there to indulge my cyborg fetish. 7 of 9? |
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