I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A CAR WINDSHIELD...

General » General Discussion

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A CAR WINDSHIELD... (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:20:47 AM EDT

And then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner... and never call her again.

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:21:30 AM EDT

[#1]

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:40:26 AM EDT

[#2]

Now before we do this, let's go over the ground rules. Rule number 1, no touching of the hair or face!

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:46:35 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Now before we do this, let's go over the ground rules. Rule number 1, no touching of the hair or face!

Hmmm... great post. Compelling, and rich.

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:49:49 AM EDT

[#4]

My, that escalated quickly. Yeah, it really stepped up a notch.

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:53:13 AM EDT

[#5]

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:53:52 AM EDT

[#6]

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:56:56 AM EDT

[#7]

Where did you get YOUR clothes from? The... toilet store?

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:57:23 AM EDT

[#8]

No, I was talking to you, not you. What's your name? Lan..Lano...Lanolin? Like sheeps wool? Well maybe you should wear a bra next time.
It's the pleats.....

I believe the Diversity is an old, wooden ship.
It's anchorMAN, not anchorLADY, and that's a SCIENTIFIC FACT!!!!

Oh my, that is my all time favorite move to quote.

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:57:30 AM EDT

[#9]

NO DUDE WTF?!

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:57:43 AM EDT

[#10]

We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken.

Posted: 4/30/2012 7:59:01 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about that...

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:00:13 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken.

HEY AQUALUNG!

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:00:57 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken.

OK, I'll eat the shit, I don't care, I'll eat the whole pile of shit.

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:02:06 AM EDT

[#14]

Yes, I am going to have three fingers of Glenlivet with a little bit of pepper, and, uh, some cheese.

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:02:56 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about that...

You should probably find a safe house or a family member near by because you're probably wanted for murder.

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:03:27 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal

...people know me. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells like rich mohogany, I know Merlin Olsen...

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:03:40 AM EDT

[#17]

=

I didn't stop laughing for three days.

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:06:17 AM EDT

[#18]

Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:08:20 AM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:09:48 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

I don't know.

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:14:23 AM EDT

[#21]

"Not so fast you ingrates! Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass! No commercials! No mercy!"

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:20:19 AM EDT

[#22]

OK.... That just happened!

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:20:34 AM EDT

[#23]

Want to come to my pants party?

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:22:05 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
"Not so fast you ingrates! Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass! No commercials! No mercy!"

This to me was the single most funny line in the whole movie.

Posted: 4/30/2012 8:22:11 AM EDT

[#25]

It smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:11:19 AM EDT

[#26]

Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, panda jerk!

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:13:46 AM EDT

[#27]

Time to musk up.

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:15:36 AM EDT

[#28]

I AM IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTION!

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:25:28 AM EDT

[#29]

Don't act like your'e not impressed.

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:30:55 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
=http://sa6sqq.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p6q-YmGuHzT07TVbyu-yjSXYT6vcSuGoFeR4DSZl1haiK-Ydufiqat8JNJxpQ5PPaixGh-issFp59Ha867kRieIS5VhaCOczC/trident.gif

I didn't stop laughing for three days.

Is "Anchorman" what this GIF is from??

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:38:23 AM EDT

[#31]

60% of the time, it works every time.

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:39:57 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
60% of the time, it works every time.

That doesn't make sense.

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:41:06 AM EDT

[#33]

It's a formidable scent.

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:48:11 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
It smells like Bigfoot's dick.

This is worse than the time that raccoon got stuck in the copier!

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:49:33 AM EDT

[#35]

I love lamp

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:50:27 AM EDT

[#36]

It's so hot.............milk was a bad choice.

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:52:20 AM EDT

[#37]

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:55:19 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

I love lamp

Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it?

Posted: 4/30/2012 9:55:53 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I love lamp

Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it?

...I love lamp...

Posted: 4/30/2012 10:03:50 AM EDT

[#40]

That's bush... bush league.

You hear me Audrey? You look at me!

Posted: 4/30/2012 10:08:04 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I love lamp

Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it?

...I love lamp...

You know... when this all gets sorted out... I think you and me should get an apartment together.

Posted: 4/30/2012 10:12:44 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
=http://sa6sqq.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p6q-YmGuHzT07TVbyu-yjSXYT6vcSuGoFeR4DSZl1haiK-Ydufiqat8JNJxpQ5PPaixGh-issFp59Ha867kRieIS5VhaCOczC/trident.gif

I didn't stop laughing for three days.

Is "Anchorman" what this GIF is from??

Yes, the gang fight.

Boy that escalated quickly.

Posted: 4/30/2012 10:16:29 AM EDT

[#43]

I'm not going to lie, that smells like pure gasoline.

Posted: 4/30/2012 10:17:46 AM EDT

[#44]

Bear pit.

Posted: 4/30/2012 10:21:42 AM EDT

[#45]

You shut your whore mouth!

Posted: 4/30/2012 10:30:29 AM EDT

[#46]

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Posted: 4/30/2012 11:32:18 AM EDT

[#47]

"I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography.
But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of
pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how
stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities.
Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye."