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Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:28:33 PM EDT
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I'M A LEAD FARMER MUTHER FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Im not sure what that means...


For cereal?
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:28:58 PM EDT
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65 of  81.


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:28:58 PM EDT
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Lurker should take a trip to GA around the 10th


Georgia?

Where and why?


My house, Jdub and signal are coming up, I think I have the date right.  Epic Firepit weekend


Its my kid's birfday. I fucked up. Another two weeks would work.


JP is not going to like this.


I called him. I'll make it better.


will a 55gallon drum of lube from amazon be involved?
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:29:41 PM EDT
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FF and SEXGF had a baby???


HE SAID HE WAS ON THE PILL WAS SPAYED


why are you using the terms for females for him. We all you you are the girl SEXGF

Know how I know you don't know anything about squirrels?
 


I don't know how a dog is typing on the internet, so probably not.
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:29:42 PM EDT
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Operation "Take a nap" was a complete and dismal failure.  


Operation accidentally jizziepantz is still under way


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:29:48 PM EDT
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Lurker should take a trip to GA around the 10th


Georgia?

Where and why?


My house, Jdub and signal are coming up, I think I have the date right.  Epic Firepit weekend


Its my kid's birfday. I fucked up. Another two weeks would work.


JP is not going to like this.


I called him. I'll make it better.


will a 55gallon drum of lube from amazon be involved?


If only that drum was listed for a good price.
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:30:27 PM EDT
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That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:30:32 PM EDT
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FF and SEXGF had a baby???




HE SAID HE WAS ON THE PILL WAS SPAYED




why are you using the terms for females for him. We all you you are the girl SEXGF


Know how I know you don't know anything about squirrels?

 




I don't know how a dog is typing on the internet, so probably not.






 
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:30:41 PM EDT
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Operation "Take a nap" was a complete and dismal failure.  

I'm getting ready to attempt *operation pass the fuck out*
 


Fuck, operation spend 6 1/2 more hours at work is going nowhere quickly.


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:30:45 PM EDT
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Operation "Take a nap" was a complete and dismal failure.  

I'm getting ready to attempt *operation pass the fuck out*
 


Fuck, operation spend 6 1/2 more hours at work is going nowhere quickly.


7 1/2 here
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:31:04 PM EDT
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Lurker should take a trip to GA around the 10th


Georgia?

Where and why?


My house, Jdub and signal are coming up, I think I have the date right.  Epic Firepit weekend


Its my kid's birfday. I fucked up. Another two weeks would work.


JP is not going to like this.


I called him. I'll make it better.


will a 55gallon drum of lube from amazon be involved?


If only that drum was listed for a good price.


perhaps he could buy used and save
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:31:18 PM EDT
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Operation "Take a nap" was a complete and dismal failure.  


I'm getting ready to attempt *operation pass the fuck out*

 




Fuck, operation spend 6 1/2 more hours at work is going nowhere quickly.




http://wizbangblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Airplane-Movie1-500x312.jpg






 
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:32:07 PM EDT
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Lurker should take a trip to GA around the 10th


Georgia?

Where and why?


My house, Jdub and signal are coming up, I think I have the date right.  Epic Firepit weekend


Its my kid's birfday. I fucked up. Another two weeks would work.


JP is not going to like this.


I called him. I'll make it better.


will a 55gallon drum of lube from amazon be involved?


If only that drum was listed for a good price.


perhaps he could buy used and save


I'd use the hell out of that drum.

Wait, what?
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:32:38 PM EDT
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Night y'all
 
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:32:43 PM EDT
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Lurker should take a trip to GA around the 10th


Georgia?

Where and why?


My house, Jdub and signal are coming up, I think I have the date right.  Epic Firepit weekend


Its my kid's birfday. I fucked up. Another two weeks would work.


JP is not going to like this.


I called him. I'll make it better.


Yeah, empty promises
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:33:04 PM EDT
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Night y'all  


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:33:57 PM EDT
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Night y'all  


kwitter.

ETA: nice post count too
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:34:17 PM EDT
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Night y'all  


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:34:33 PM EDT
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Good news is two more weeks puts sig and Jdub here for an epic river party.   I know the half Mexican should be able to swim
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:35:10 PM EDT
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Good news is two more weeks puts sig and Jdub here for an epic river party.   I know the half Mexican should be able to swim


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:36:14 PM EDT
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Night y'all  


kwitter.

ETA: nice post count too


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:36:22 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:37:30 PM EDT
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shit i thought i had that part of my pb account locked down.
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:37:32 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:37:54 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg




Listen bitch tits, I will rip your nipples off and feed them to a howler monkey
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:38:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:38:41 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg




Listen bitch tits, I will rip your nipples off and feed them to a howler monkey


Don't threaten me with a good time
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:39:39 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg




Listen bitch tits, I will rip your nipples off and feed them to a howler monkey


Don't threaten me with a good time


The howler monkey has TYPE ONE DEGENERATIVE SUPER AIDS
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:40:39 PM EDT
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shit i thought i had that part of my pb account locked down.


Nope.

Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:41:02 PM EDT
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welp, my snack is done and I'm gonna have to get up in the morning to take the dog for a walk Later folks
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:42:51 PM EDT
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welp, my snack is done and I'm gonna have to get up in the morning to take the dog for a walk Later folks


Take care.
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:47:32 PM EDT
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Night y'all  


later, fool!
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:49:21 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg


You're over 5 feet tall, right? I don't think that's going to work.
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:53:51 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg


You're over 5 feet tall, right? I don't think that's going to work.


I didn't have a problem with my friend's dad's Elise...
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:55:50 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg


You're over 5 feet tall, right? I don't think that's going to work.


I didn't have a problem with my friend's dad's Elise...


Just end it and get a Tesla.
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:56:21 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg




Listen bitch tits, I will rip your nipples off and feed them to a howler monkey


looks like someone that drives a car like that probably has grapes.

got any?
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:56:56 PM EDT
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shit i thought i had that part of my pb account locked down.


Nope.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oAVHPbUPKVc/TUGoZ4VVxLI/AAAAAAAAAJI/GunRSfF0hns/s1600/squirrel1.jpg


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:57:59 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg


You're over 5 feet tall, right? I don't think that's going to work.


I didn't have a problem with my friend's dad Elise...


your friend has a fucked up family situation going on, dude.
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:58:10 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg




Listen bitch tits, I will rip your nipples off and feed them to a howler monkey


looks like someone that drives a car like that probably has grapes.

got any?


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 8:58:51 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg


You're over 5 feet tall, right? I don't think that's going to work.


I didn't have a problem with my friend's dad's Elise...


Just end it and get a Tesla.


Elise - ~$52,000
Tesla Roadster - $109,000

I can totally double my budget.
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:01:05 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg




Listen bitch tits, I will rip your nipples off and feed them to a howler monkey


looks like someone that drives a car like that probably has grapes.

got any?


I got some glue for you...
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:21:47 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg




Listen bitch tits, I will rip your nipples off and feed them to a howler monkey


looks like someone that drives a car like that probably has grapes.

got any?


I got some glue for you...


and he waddled away...

waddle waddle

bom bom bom bom
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:22:39 PM EDT
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Sex!  I need an awesome idea for a dinner pic for post 20k
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:23:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:24:09 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg


If you have a passenger the car gets much less exciting.  

Let me know.  We can race.  
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:24:16 PM EDT
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Lurker should take a trip to GA around the 10th


Georgia?

Where and why?


My house, Jdub and signal are coming up, I think I have the date right.  Epic Firepit weekend


Its my kid's birfday. I fucked up. Another two weeks would work.


JP is not going to like this.


I called him. I'll make it better.


will a 55gallon drum of lube from amazon be involved?


Mebbe.
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:24:33 PM EDT
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Sex!  I need an awesome idea for a dinner pic for post 20k


hmmm... what method of cooking?
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:24:41 PM EDT
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I missed car talk, but fuck it.

My next car:
http://www.autogush.com/images/lotus-elise-s-01.jpg


If you have a passenger the car gets much less exciting.  

Let me know.  We can race.  


I don't think I can race pretty women, it might be illegal
Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:24:54 PM EDT
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Lurker should take a trip to GA around the 10th


Georgia?

Where and why?


My house, Jdub and signal are coming up, I think I have the date right.  Epic Firepit weekend


Its my kid's birfday. I fucked up. Another two weeks would work.


JP is not going to like this.


I called him. I'll make it better.


Yeah, empty promises


Link Posted: 8/3/2012 9:25:25 PM EDT
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Good news is two more weeks puts sig and Jdub here for an epic river party.   I know the half Mexican should be able to swim


As long as its not too deep, I'm not that tall.
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