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Posted: 9/17/2012 4:24:20 PM EDT

Sends tingles up my leg.

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:25:57 PM EDT

[#1]

Negative ghost rider

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:26:40 PM EDT

[#2]

She sucks. Bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxiLoXntRMU

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:26:41 PM EDT

[#3]

She is awesome. Definately cute with a little wild mixed in, great country voice.

The spotlight should be on her, not Taylor.

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:27:11 PM EDT

[#4]

sure, I've done worse.

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:27:56 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Sends tingles up my leg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT_Uea_rLIQ

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:33:13 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Negative ghost rider

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:39:20 PM EDT

[#7]

I clicked this hoping it was a BOTD forum.

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:40:25 PM EDT

[#8]

I like some of her music but her speaking voice is like nails on a chalk board.

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:42:46 PM EDT

[#9]

Any woman who sings:

You’ve got the bullets
I’ve got the gun.
I’ve got a hankering for getting into something

I hit the bottle, you hit the gas,
I heard your 65 can really haul some ass.

I’m feeling frisky, you're feeling good
I guess the whiskey is doing what it should
I got the cigarettes
You’ve got a lighter
And when the sun goes down we’ll start a little fire

Ain’t no use in trying to slow me down
‘Cause you’re running with the fastest girl in town

Ain’t you baby?
I like ‘em crazy.

My reputation follows me around
Just makes me want to give them more to talk about
Let’s go to town for a little while
I’ll be wearing nothing but a tattoo and a smile

is OK by me.

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:44:38 PM EDT

[#10]

Like the fist of an angry god...

Posted: 9/17/2012 4:48:56 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Like the fist of an angry god...

Like a retarded screen door on a drumset in a hurricane.

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:08:18 PM EDT

[#12]

She is my kind of gal

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:12:41 PM EDT

[#13]

Five head.

LC

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:13:51 PM EDT

[#14]

Only heard a few of her songs but she came across as a twangy Alaniss Morissette.

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:14:14 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Like the fist of an angry god...

Like a retarded screen door on a drumset in a hurricane.

Like a twister in a trailer park

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:14:28 PM EDT

[#16]

I would nail her so hard, Blake Shelton would cry.

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:15:06 PM EDT

[#17]

no pics thread is fail

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:17:04 PM EDT

[#18]

Oh hell yes

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:17:40 PM EDT

[#19]

I like her music, attitude, and she is cute. Not a 10 in my book by any means, but hot in other ways.

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:17:41 PM EDT

[#20]

She's getting kinda chunky:

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:18:21 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
no pics thread is fail

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:18:32 PM EDT

[#22]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMMTx2VIub4

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:19:56 PM EDT

[#23]

she's cool

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:22:27 PM EDT

[#24]

Trailer trash beauty queen with botox and a boob job.

I'd hit it for the lulz

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:23:26 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
She is awesome. Definately cute with a little wild mixed in, great country voice.

The spotlight should be on her, not Taylor.

Going to need a stadium sized spotlight Eh.

Taylor and Carrie outsell her by a long shot.

I have never seen Miranda Sell 1 Million plus song down loads in less than a week.

or an album at 1 million buys in less than a week Both credits for that Belong to Taylor.

Only thing i give Miranda credit for is she likes guns

Still she probally still votes Blue

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:24:56 PM EDT

[#26]

Still she probally still votes Blue

I think you would be surprised.

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:25:51 PM EDT

[#27]

my favorite female country singer

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:26:46 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

She's getting kinda chunky:

http://skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/143554377_10.jpg

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:27:28 PM EDT

[#29]

Many moons ago, my old band opened up for her twice.

She actually was supposed to open for us in Ft. Worth and cancelled at the last moment.

We learned later she was getting ready to go on Nashville Star where she got noticed.

Six months later, we were opening for her

She was really cute when she was younger, but she is not aging well at all.

Her music is pure rubbish and I hate how she sings. Give me Taylor Swift any day...

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:27:40 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She's getting kinda chunky:

http://skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/143554377_10.jpg

I would still do dirty, dirty things her.

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:30:39 PM EDT

[#31]

>

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:31:25 PM EDT

[#32]

when I went to Murray State our gun club made a couple of rifles for her and her husband...they did not even thank us...

When my wife met her at the plae she worked she did not even know it was her because of the lack of make up and having her hair done...

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:31:53 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Many moons ago, my old band opened up for her twice.

She actually was supposed to open for us in Ft. Worth and cancelled at the last moment.

We learned later she was getting ready to go on Nashville Star where she got noticed.

Six months later, we were opening for her

She was really cute when she was younger, but she is not aging well at all.

Her music is pure rubbish and I hate how she sings. Give me Taylor Swift any day...

You need a lead singer? I'm good.

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:32:46 PM EDT

[#34]

Awful.

Auditory assaulter and boner destroyer. Needs fivehead reduction surgery.

Posted: 9/17/2012 5:37:18 PM EDT

[#35]

I wouldn't, Carrie Underwood is a whole different story though.

Posted: 9/18/2012 7:29:51 AM EDT

[#36]

she so below my discriminating tastes......8-10 would not hit

Posted: 9/18/2012 7:48:08 AM EDT

[#37]

She might have porked up, but she had some good innings.

I'd have gotten drunk and kissed her. Wouldn't have had to be all that drunk actually.

Posted: 9/18/2012 7:50:21 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

She might have porked up, but she had some good innings.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z120/planejanel/miranda-lambert.jpg

I'd have gotten drunk and kissed her. Wouldn't have had to be all that drunk actually.

Just one of the reasons I love Jane.

Posted: 9/18/2012 7:54:01 AM EDT

[#39]

She does nothing for me physically, but I absolutely love her music. She's 1,000 times more talented than her husband.

Posted: 9/18/2012 7:56:20 AM EDT

[#40]

That is what we used to call "hoggin"

Making a bet with your friends to see who could pork the fattest chick in the bar.

Posted: 9/18/2012 8:00:06 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
http://img.gactv.com/GAC/2007/05/15/acm07_mconcert_mirandalambert4_v_p.jpg

That is what we used to call "hoggin"

Making a bet with your friends to see who could pork the fattest chick in the bar.

Ok Pimp, whatever you say....

Posted: 9/18/2012 8:00:50 AM EDT

[#42]

I like that song about the pontoon boat

Posted: 9/18/2012 8:16:11 AM EDT

[#43]

The skinny one looks like she could ride a fire hydrant ......

They should have gotten this out at the BEGINNING of summer !

Posted: 9/18/2012 8:28:49 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
That is what we used to call "hoggin"

Making a bet with your friends to see who could pork the fattest chick in the bar.

....and how many drinks did you have in you when you decided that the fattest chick in the bar looked like that?

I have been in a lot of bars where a porky ML would be the hottest in the place. I generally hang out in dive bars out in the country, but still.

Posted: 9/18/2012 8:33:26 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
http://img.gactv.com/GAC/2007/05/15/acm07_mconcert_mirandalambert4_v_p.jpg

That is what we used to call "hoggin"

Making a bet with your friends to see who could pork the fattest chick in the bar.

Yea...she's a real heifer.