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Posted: 11/9/2012 4:02:19 AM EDT

Posted: 11/9/2012 4:26:14 AM EDT

[#1]

You or the dog??

Posted: 11/9/2012 4:28:39 AM EDT

[#2]

it hurts .... local anasthesia does nothing for the sensation of pain in you stomach

Posted: 11/9/2012 4:35:32 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
it hurts .... local anasthesia does nothing for the sensation of pain in you stomach

This. Is not the kind of encouragement I need

Posted: 11/9/2012 4:42:54 AM EDT

[#4]

Hell, it ain't shit until you go for that first nut.

Posted: 11/9/2012 4:47:56 AM EDT

[#5]

I didn't feel a thing. Honestly, the embarresment was the worst part. Way easier than I expected. Pro tip: Shave before you go

Posted: 11/9/2012 4:59:38 AM EDT

[#6]

Just remember to CAREFULLY follow the docs post-procedure recommendations. Don't think, "Oh, this really isn't so bad, I think I'll ________..."

I can personally attest that you will regret it.

Posted: 11/9/2012 4:59:54 AM EDT

[#7]

Here you go - my Thread

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1291424_Getting_a_Vasectomy_RIGHT_NOW.html

ETA - definitely take pain mess BEFORE you go in or a valium or something. The numbing injection was good for the incision but NOT the rest of the cutting.

ETA 2 - that was in Feb - I am STILL not shooting blanks. Every sample has at least one swimmer...

Posted: 11/9/2012 5:01:50 AM EDT

[#8]

I'll pass. Titanium staples in your balls son. Just sayin...

Posted: 11/9/2012 5:04:05 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I'll pass. Titanium staples in your balls son. Just sayin...

No stitches, no staples these days. single tiny incision heals on its own.

Posted: 11/9/2012 5:04:45 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Just remember to CAREFULLY follow the docs post-procedure recommendations. Don't think, "Oh, this really isn't so bad, I think I'll ________..."

I can personally attest that you will regret it.

Yes, don't be a pusssy - imediately do 150 jumping jacks post op. It will help the tissue scarify and show your balls who's boss.

I had an appointment to get mine done on the 7th but I pussed out.

Posted: 11/9/2012 5:06:48 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll pass. Titanium staples in your balls son. Just sayin...

No stitches, no staples these days. single tiny incision heals on its own.

The guy I was planning on going to on the 7th, still uses staples to insure the tubes stay closed, and leaves them in permanently. We might not have the most up to date proceedures in Idaho.

Posted: 11/9/2012 5:07:02 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I didn't feel a thing. Honestly, the embarresment was the worst part. Way easier than I expected. Pro tip: Shave before you go

i had no problem with my junk out

first time you nut afterword you think blood is gonna come out ......

post 3000.....

Posted: 11/9/2012 5:07:54 AM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 11/9/2012 5:13:27 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
it hurts .... local anasthesia does nothing for the sensation of pain in you stomach

This. Is not the kind of encouragement I need

Had it done 24 years ago. No big deal, just take it easy for a weekend.

Posted: 11/9/2012 8:33:33 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll pass. Titanium staples in your balls son. Just sayin...

No stitches, no staples these days. single tiny incision heals on its own.

The guy I was planning on going to on the 7th, still uses staples to insure the tubes stay closed, and leaves them in permanently. We might not have the most up to date proceedures in Idaho.

It's called "scalpel-less" Vasectomy, find a urologist who does it.

Posted: 11/9/2012 8:44:09 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Just remember to CAREFULLY follow the docs post-procedure recommendations. Don't think, "Oh, this really isn't so bad, I think I'll ________..."

I can personally attest that you will regret it.

yeah..... it almost killed me to have it done. the next day i felt great, and went to the gunshop and walked around for a few hours. Wrong answer. I was on the couch for a week, feeling like i was just freshly kicked in the nutz.

if you get it done, get in bed, or on the couch, and dont walk further than the bathroom if you want to recover quickly.

Posted: 11/9/2012 8:45:13 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Here you go - my Thread

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1291424_Getting_a_Vasectomy_RIGHT_NOW.html

ETA - definitely take pain mess BEFORE you go in or a valium or something. The numbing injection was good for the incision but NOT the rest of the cutting.

ETA 2 - that was in Feb - I am STILL not shooting blanks. Every sample has at least one swimmer...

you have to work that stuff out.. watch some porn and clean out the pipes every single day.

Posted: 11/9/2012 10:03:00 AM EDT

[#18]

Its a done deal. Doc told me I was a model patient.

Ice pack - CHECK
Hydrocodone - CHECK
Couch - CHECK

My plans are ARFcom and cable for the next 72

Posted: 11/9/2012 10:06:08 AM EDT

[#19]

Fallow the doctors directions to the letter. Playstation is your friend.

Posted: 11/9/2012 10:15:04 AM EDT

[#20]

Needs moar sac ice and thrown remotes....

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