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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:34:14 AM EDT
Shaved my beard off this morning and on a whim left this awesome dick broom. Never had a mustache before. It might last all afternoon
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Heres a cute pic of my dag and kitteh to offset the creepiness. 
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:35:19 AM EDT
[#1]
Do you drive a van with 'free candy' painted on the side?
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:35:23 AM EDT
[#2]
Is your name Chester?
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:35:48 AM EDT
[#3]
Oh shit...I can't wait to see all the photoshops.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:36:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:37:38 AM EDT
[#5]
the mustache isn't as creepy as you staring into the camera with absolutely no expression on your face..
gives off the "I'm gonna rape you " vibe
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:38:08 AM EDT
[#6]
  That's the funniest shit I've seen all morning..............OP mustache is weak sauce brother it's either full handle bars or nothing
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:39:01 AM EDT
[#7]
It makes your butt look fat.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:39:24 AM EDT
[#8]
In for the photoshops.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:39:31 AM EDT
[#9]
i think it looks pretty good on you. I can't ever pull the mustache off very well.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:40:40 AM EDT
[#10]
Were you in Super Troopers?
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:41:21 AM EDT
[#11]
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That's the funniest shit I've seen all morning..............OP mustache is weak sauce brother it's either full handle bars or nothingWord. 
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:41:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:41:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:42:09 AM EDT
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the mustache isn't as creepy as you staring into the camera with absolutely no expression on your face.. gives off the "I'm gonna rape you " vibe Photos of me either make me look fantastic, or they literally look like a mug shot. My AZ drivers license pic looked like Robert Dinero from Taxi Driver. |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:43:27 AM EDT
[#15]
Your face is making the mustache look creepy. Any way you can remove it and just keep the mustache?
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:44:17 AM EDT
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Shaved my beard off this morning and on a whim left this awesome dick broom. Never had a mustache before. It might last all afternoon
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh206/graham1775/B0004B17-7223-44F6-8C40-F6A301769B63-1615-00000205C87B4807.jpg? Heres a cute pic of my dag and kitteh to offset the creepiness. http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh206/graham1775/0E8495F0-5BB3-4A3C-BE3C-AC5E030AD9C5-1615-00000205CB6C654B.jpg That's most def a pedo mustache of the highest order. |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:45:30 AM EDT
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I doubt they would let you get a table for one at Chuckie Cheese....
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:45:42 AM EDT
[#18]
You don't scare me.
 Work on it. |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:45:52 AM EDT
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That's the funniest shit I've seen all morning..............OP mustache is weak sauce brother it's either full handle bars or nothingWord. http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/strikerap/IMG_0355.jpg You look like that kat from SuperTrooperrs........ That's working on being badass tell me your still rocking it? I told my wife I'm going to try and roll the stache...
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:46:07 AM EDT
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Im far more concerned that you refer to your own mustache as a "Dick broom"
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:46:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:47:29 AM EDT
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That's the funniest shit I've seen all morning..............OP mustache is weak sauce brother it's either full handle bars or nothingWord. http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/strikerap/IMG_0355.jpg You look like that kat from SuperTrooperrs........ That's working on being badass tell me your still rocking it? I told my wife I'm going to try and roll the stache...It's back to being incognito behind a beard. My wife threatened to divorce me otherwise. 
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:47:34 AM EDT
[#23]
You look like you melt bones in your tub with sulfuric acid.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:48:00 AM EDT
[#24]
Pic related. It's OP's bug out vehicle:
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:48:44 AM EDT
[#25]
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You look like you melt bones in your tub with sulfuric acid. What else would you use? 
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:49:26 AM EDT
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You look like you melt bones in your tub with sulfuric acid. Thread is going pretty much exactly as I expected it to
ETA: More fuel for the fire. Heres me in college. 
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:50:42 AM EDT
[#27]
It's the ears we need to be discussing...
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:50:51 AM EDT
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Im far more concerned that you refer to your own mustache as a "Dick broom" +100. |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:51:12 AM EDT
[#29]
I love it when members are stupid enough to post photos of themselves asking for advice on how they look.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:51:15 AM EDT
[#30]
It's got a definite '70's vibe to it.
You should grow out your hair, part it down the middle and feather back the sides. Add some velour v-neck shirts, designer jeans, and crank some Foreigner on the stereo in your Camaro t-top Trans Am. |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:51:21 AM EDT
[#31]
In your own head you don't realize it because it is you, but look at this guy and realize you look exactly like him. |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:51:54 AM EDT
[#32]
Need to pluck your eyebrows.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:52:07 AM EDT
[#33]
Betcha can't grow a mullet too.
Betcha 5 bucks. |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:53:28 AM EDT
[#34]
needs moar goatee.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:54:01 AM EDT
[#35]
Grow a Dennis Gage stache.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:55:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:55:48 AM EDT
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That's the funniest shit I've seen all morning..............OP mustache is weak sauce brother it's either full handle bars or nothing+1 gotta grow it down on the sides some more |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:56:40 AM EDT
[#38]
I'm sure you'll make some fella happy with that taint tickler.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:57:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2012 6:58:30 AM EDT
[#40]
Even better.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:00:03 AM EDT
[#41]
'bout as creepy as Richie Farmers stache' .
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:01:26 AM EDT
[#42]
Now all you need are some mirror Aviators...
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:02:13 AM EDT
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I believe Men's Health said that no man younger than Tom Selleck should ever have a mustache.
Remember, he ages every year. We are not talking Tom Selleck of Magnum PI era. Article written by a woman, so you know it's true. |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:05:17 AM EDT
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I believe Men's Health said that no man younger than Tom Selleck should ever have a mustache. Remember, he ages every year. We are not talking Tom Selleck of Magnum PI era. Article written by a woman, so you know it's true. Men's Health, the magazine full of steamy b&w photos of muscley dudes in their underwear? I'll be sure to jump right on their advice train immediately. |
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:07:46 AM EDT
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Im far more concerned that you refer to your own mustache as a "Dick broom"
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:09:52 AM EDT
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It works...
it says I dont like children at all but I enjoy attending high school boy's athletic events......
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:09:57 AM EDT
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That picture just screams 'Is wanted in connection to the disappearance of 5 area prostitutes'.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:13:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:15:47 AM EDT
[#49]
You definitely need to work on it, long way to go before it's a badass mustache.
If you're gonna have a mustache, it needs to be a mustache with titties.
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Posted: 11/9/2012 7:15:51 AM EDT
[#50]
I think it looks fine.
I also like the term "dick broom" though. |
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