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Posted: 5/14/2013 9:54:48 PM EDT
I find these guys every few days staring at me when I shower, they only show up when I shower. I don't kill them, I just put em outside and they seem to get larger every time I find them. And no, furiously masturbating doesn't work with these guys.
My most recent catch: 
Are they supposed to get this big? My neighbors are probably getting tired of me walking outside naked holding a cup. Do I file a police report? |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 9:57:13 PM EDT
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I've found a few of those in my shed, about the same size the quarter. I didn't know what they were at first but after checking online, I just put the jumping spiders back outside = I haven't seen black widows in a while.
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Posted: 5/14/2013 9:57:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2013 9:58:26 PM EDT
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in before the pussies who are scared of spiders and rat snakes
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Posted: 5/14/2013 9:58:59 PM EDT
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Little perverts! Seriously, keep them around, they take care of pests and kill brown recluses.
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Posted: 5/14/2013 10:03:08 PM EDT
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Jumping spiders are the only ones I don't immediately eradicate with extreme prejudice. They're alright in my book
There's some huge ones in my backyard that hang around the citrus trees and get fat chomping on the bees. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 10:09:46 PM EDT
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I love those little bastards! Only spider I'll knowingly tolerate.
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Posted: 5/14/2013 10:17:26 PM EDT
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Good little spiders to have around. They are death on widows and recluses.
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Posted: 5/14/2013 10:28:10 PM EDT
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I'd love to have a few of those as roommates
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Posted: 5/14/2013 11:09:49 PM EDT
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in before the pussies who are scared of spiders and rat snakes Go find a motorcycle thread. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 11:26:42 PM EDT
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I love those little bastards! Only spider I'll knowingly tolerate. exactly this. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 11:33:08 PM EDT
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FUCK NO!!! BURN HOUSE DOWN NOW!!!
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Posted: 5/14/2013 11:45:13 PM EDT
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FUCK NO!!! BURN HOUSE DOWN NOW!!! Now that's the arfcom GD I remember! 
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Posted: 5/15/2013 12:42:54 AM EDT
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I would probably slip and fall if I encountered a spider in my shower.
I'd kill it with fire if I survived. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 3:33:07 AM EDT
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You were in the shower? What kind of cookies were you eating and how were you armed?
After all pertinant information is given, then we can talk about the spiders. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 3:37:53 AM EDT
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Eeek.
Most jumping spiders around here are black and white, never seen a red one before. Most of them are also very small - smaller than most other spiders around here, although I did see one recently that was about the same size as in your pic, and that is the biggest I've ever seen one here. Probably from last year, survived over the unusually mild winter we had. I hate spiders, but the small jumping spiders and the yellow garden spiders are about the only ones I don't really mind that much, as long as they aren't inside the house or spinning webs in front of the car door... eta - I wonder what things look like when you can see UV light... |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 3:39:25 AM EDT
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Only spider I would party with
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Posted: 5/15/2013 10:53:39 AM EDT
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You were in the shower? What kind of cookies were you eating and how were you armed? After all pertinant information is given, then we can talk about the spiders. Oatmeal raisin with a CZ P07, the long rifle is waiting back home. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 11:10:56 AM EDT
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The little jumpers were just watching over you, as guardians, while you were vulnerable and weaponless in the shower.
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Posted: 5/15/2013 11:14:04 AM EDT
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And if you get close to them they wave there legs as if saying come at me bro.
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Posted: 5/15/2013 11:15:04 AM EDT
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Good little spiders to have around. They are death on widows and recluses. Was coming here to post this. Also Wolf spiders get a big pass in my book. They love to eat the crickets out of my garage. Which is awesome cuz crickets are annoying little bastards. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 11:15:32 AM EDT
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Good little spiders to have around. They are death on widows and recluses. This. Be grateful they are protecting you. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 11:21:04 AM EDT
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I love them. They are also one of the few bugs of any kind that seems "aware" They have pretty good eye sight. Nature rules! 
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Posted: 5/15/2013 11:28:31 AM EDT
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It isn't personal.
They all chipped in a few flies. First one to catch you flogging the dolphin in the shower wins. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 12:07:03 PM EDT
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I love them. They are also one of the few bugs of any kind that seems "aware" They have pretty good eye sight. Nature rules! Agreed, I saw him on top of a picture frame and he saw me turn my head, paused then hid back behind the picture frame. I wish we had more in AZ. Washington is chalk full. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 12:12:41 PM EDT
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the only cute spider
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Posted: 5/15/2013 12:15:18 PM EDT
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the only cute spider yup--I find that my fear of spiders grows exponentially directly in proportion to their leg length(s) These guys are like teddy bears. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 12:18:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2013 12:21:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2013 12:23:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2013 1:57:37 PM EDT
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I have Jumping Spiders living behind my desk at work. Every now and then, one comes out next to my keyboard, extends its front legs, looks up at me for a while, and then goes back.
I've had these little neighbors (multiple generations, of course) for almost ten years. I like them. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:04:35 PM EDT
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Cool!
I like all spiders, but the jumper around my house are super cool 
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:06:38 PM EDT
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If you don't kill them, OP, they come back bigger after you let them go.
Soon, you'll have a bunch of jumping spiders this size in shower: 
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:11:03 PM EDT
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If you don't kill them, OP, they come back bigger after you let them go. Soon, you'll have a bunch of jumping spiders this size in shower:  http://youtu.be/1oRRBPdM6WcI'm still okay with this. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:13:23 PM EDT
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Little perverts! Seriously, keep them around, they take care of pests and kill brown recluses. I don't like spiders, but that is pretty cool! |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:13:24 PM EDT
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FUCK NO!!! BURN HOUSE DOWN NOW!!! Jumping spiders are the only ones allowed to live. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:22:53 PM EDT
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The only cool spider is a dead spider!
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:26:29 PM EDT
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The only cool spider is a dead spider! Except for Jumping Spiders. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:27:59 PM EDT
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If you don't kill them, OP, they come back bigger after you let them go. Soon, you'll have a bunch of jumping spiders this size in shower: http://youtu.be/1oRRBPdM6Wctoo cool. I'm actually more amazed that someone knew how to hold their phone while recording video. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:40:29 PM EDT
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And Wolf spiders...............they eat ants also
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The only cool spider is a dead spider! Except for Jumping Spiders. |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:41:31 PM EDT
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NO PICS OR GTFO!
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:47:17 PM EDT
[#41]
Those are friendly spiders. Take care of them and don't squish!
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:47:44 PM EDT
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I saw two of these outside my house the other day. Killed them instantly.
Then I went and researched what they were. After my research, which included a video, I felt TERRIBLE. I will never kill another jumping spider again. These are good critters. I even showed my wife (hates all spiders) the data, and this video, and she agreed that we will not be killing them. Don't forget to turn your speakers up.
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:51:26 PM EDT
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Spiders stairing at you in the shower...........obviously there can be only 2 reasons for this type of behavior:
1. They possess the ghey and are planning to some how rape your anus or 2. They are studying your habits when you are the most defenseless and planning an attack to take over the "oasis" you have in there to keep for their own. Either way your screwed and should purchase a flame thrower asap (i.e. a bic lighter and a can of WD40)
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:55:19 PM EDT
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Just be glad you don't live in Australia, or wherever else these Hunstman spiders live:
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Posted: 5/15/2013 2:59:29 PM EDT
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Little perverts! Seriously, keep them around, they take care of pests and kill brown recluses. Once I learned that, I let them live. I hate spiders with a passion. Now if they invade my space, I just capture them and turn the loose in the flower bed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phidippus_audax |
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Posted: 5/15/2013 3:07:02 PM EDT
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Jumping spiders are always welcome at our house. The wife HATES it when I won't kill them.
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Posted: 5/15/2013 3:08:44 PM EDT
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I hate spiders with a passion (especially tarantulas) but the jumping spiders are kinda neat to watch. They're kinda like tiny eight-legged ferrets or baby ninjas.
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Posted: 5/15/2013 3:09:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2013 3:11:23 PM EDT
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in before the pussies who are scared of spiders and rat snakes 
 
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Posted: 5/16/2013 7:11:49 AM EDT
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I hate spiders with a passion (especially tarantulas) but the jumping spiders are kinda neat to watch. They're kinda like tiny eight-legged ferrets or baby ninjas. My wife actually told me to "go easy" on a recent one I put outside. It surprised her by sitting on a magazine that she was about to read and she tossed the magazine across the room before realizing what kind of spider it was.
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