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Link Posted: 5/21/2013 3:53:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2013 3:54:01 AM EDT
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Pssshhhh.  Thanks to another member here who was the firearms advisor on her latest movie, I own a fucking machete that was used in the movie.  So me and her are pretty much married.  Sorry, sir.  I win.




Link Posted: 5/21/2013 3:56:47 AM EDT
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Hank Williams didn't drink himself to death so Taylor Swift could sing out of her Lisa Frank book of 8th grade poems.


sig worthy
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 3:57:14 AM EDT
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Pssshhhh.  Thanks to another member here who was the firearms advisor on her latest movie, I own a fucking machete that was used in the movie.  So me and her are pretty much married.  Sorry, sir.  I win.






Sorry? What's that you say? I'm a bit busy at the moment I'll have to get back to you

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:00:34 AM EDT
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Pssshhhh.  Thanks to another member here who was the firearms advisor on her latest movie, I own a fucking machete that was used in the movie.  So me and her are pretty much married.  Sorry, sir.  I win.






Sorry? What's that you say? I'm a bit busy at the moment I'll have to get back to you



You forgot the bottom half of that gif:


Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:05:39 AM EDT
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Pssshhhh.  Thanks to another member here who was the firearms advisor on her latest movie, I own a fucking machete that was used in the movie.  So me and her are pretty much married.  Sorry, sir.  I win.






Sorry? What's that you say? I'm a bit busy at the moment I'll have to get back to you



You forgot the bottom half of that gif:



Yup. Right on top of his sorry ass.

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:07:21 AM EDT
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And before you even think about trying, I do have dibs on Demi Lovato too

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:08:26 AM EDT
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Yeah. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:10:49 AM EDT
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And before you even think about trying, I do have dibs on Demi Lovato too

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwk1t3Ej9k1qe4uiyo1_500.jpg


You and I are in for some serious fisticuffs, should we ever meet, good sir.



Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:13:47 AM EDT
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And before you even think about trying, I do have dibs on Demi Lovato too

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwk1t3Ej9k1qe4uiyo1_500.jpg


You and I are in for some serious fisticuffs, should we ever meet, good sir.







I left you Swift. Make the white knight watch it'll be fun
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:16:02 AM EDT
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And before you even think about trying, I do have dibs on Demi Lovato too

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwk1t3Ej9k1qe4uiyo1_500.jpg


You and I are in for some serious fisticuffs, should we ever meet, good sir.





http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0o98oefp91r29raf.gif

I left you Swift. Make the white knight watch it'll be fun


No.  I heard he makes weird noises when he masturbates.  I can't work in that kind of environment.

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:17:31 AM EDT
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And before you even think about trying, I do have dibs on Demi Lovato too

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwk1t3Ej9k1qe4uiyo1_500.jpg


You and I are in for some serious fisticuffs, should we ever meet, good sir.





http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0o98oefp91r29raf.gif

I left you Swift. Make the white knight watch it'll be fun


No.  I heard he makes weird noises when he masturbates.  I can't work in that kind of environment.



Masturbate? Puh, he's saving that for marriage. You can use his tears as lube. They're so tasty
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:18:16 AM EDT
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This is the gal that plays in The New Guy? I do like her.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:19:45 AM EDT
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This is the gal that plays in The New Guy? I do like her.


Eliza Dushku. I got dibs on her too

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:20:17 AM EDT
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And before you even think about trying, I do have dibs on Demi Lovato too

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwk1t3Ej9k1qe4uiyo1_500.jpg


You and I are in for some serious fisticuffs, should we ever meet, good sir.





http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0o98oefp91r29raf.gif

I left you Swift. Make the white knight watch it'll be fun


No.  I heard he makes weird noises when he masturbates.  I can't work in that kind of environment.



Masturbate? Puh, he's saving that for marriage. You can use his tears as lube. They're so tasty


You're sorta talking me into this now.

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:20:20 AM EDT
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I wanna be in the middle of that vagina sandwich.




Cue the noble white knight ContrarianIndicator to their defense...


Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:23:58 AM EDT
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This is the gal that plays in The New Guy? I do like her.


Eliza Dushku. I got dibs on her too

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwn7sfqKi51r5fs53o1_500.gif


You're a greedy motherfucker, you know that?

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:25:52 AM EDT
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This is the gal that plays in The New Guy? I do like her.


Eliza Dushku. I got dibs on her too

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwn7sfqKi51r5fs53o1_500.gif


You're a greedy motherfucker, you know that?



Damn straight. I'd call dibs on Swift too but I can't stand the bitch
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 4:28:20 AM EDT
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hey, glad to see she won, but to be honest as long as its not justin bieber i dont care who wins.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 8:08:57 AM EDT
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hey, glad to see she won, but to be honest as long as its not justin bieber i dont care who wins.



Oh you missed it sunday night when he won the award he did  not deserve the Billboard music crowd BOOED the fuck out of him.

Bruno mars or Taylor were the other 2 choices and they pick the the asshole of the group.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 10:46:22 AM EDT
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I just think it's disgusting to openly talk about sodomizing an innocent woman like Taylor Swift.



Next you are going to tell us that her music helped you through a traumatic time in your life when your boyfriend dumped you.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 10:53:49 AM EDT
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On 60 Minutes she had "13" on her hand, and in the "Mean" video above there's a "13" on the face of her banjo.  What's up with that?  I thought she didn't smoke dope.


'13'er. ARFcom join date.


C'mon get with the program.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 12:31:16 PM EDT
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I just think it's disgusting to openly talk about sodomizing an innocent woman like Taylor Swift.



Next you are going to tell us that her music helped you through a traumatic time in your life when your boyfriend dumped you.


Her music actually made me a conservative. She changed my life.

I can't even begin to describe the positive impact I have had from her songs.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 12:33:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2013 12:43:21 PM EDT
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I just think it's disgusting to openly talk about sodomizing an innocent woman like Taylor Swift.



Next you are going to tell us that her music helped you through a traumatic time in your life when your boyfriend dumped you.


Her music actually made me a conservative. She changed my life.

I can't even begin to describe the positive impact I have had from her songs.





Link Posted: 5/21/2013 12:56:41 PM EDT
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I just think it's disgusting to openly talk about sodomizing an innocent woman like Taylor Swift.



Next you are going to tell us that her music helped you through a traumatic time in your life when your boyfriend dumped you.


Her music actually made me a conservative. She changed my life.

I can't even begin to describe the positive impact I have had from her songs.


I want to put a positive impact on her vagoo.

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 12:58:54 PM EDT
[#27]


Oh man, body similar to Nessa Devil!
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 1:15:05 PM EDT
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Her music actually made me a conservative. She changed my life.

I can't even begin to describe the positive impact I have had from her songs.


How very, very sad for you.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 5:39:23 PM EDT
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Her music actually made me a conservative. She changed my life.

I can't even begin to describe the positive impact I have had from her songs.


How very, very sad for you.


I really hope he's just kidding.

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 5:41:55 PM EDT
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Her music actually made me a conservative. She changed my life.

I can't even begin to describe the positive impact I have had from her songs.


How very, very sad for you.


I really hope he's just kidding.



I fuckin guarantee you he isn't
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 5:54:54 PM EDT
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I wanna be in the middle of that vagina sandwich.




Cue the noble white knight ContrarianIndicator to their defense...


He wasn't suggesting sodomy or lying.


Yes, I would do both, to both of them.

Thank you.




Repeatedly.

I'd love to see this guy's reaction to his first porn flick. I imagine it would be something similar to Ace Ventura walking into that hunters trophy room


Would you like to tag-team them with me?  Arfcom rule says that if we use paper plates between us, it's not gay.





My only question is if you two paper plate non-homos seal her up does she moan as badly as she sings?
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 5:59:03 PM EDT
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Thank goodness this post made it to the gun boards
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 6:57:15 PM EDT
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Would smash.


+1,000,000


Link Posted: 5/21/2013 8:30:07 PM EDT
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I'll let you fags fight over who is gonna get her first and who is going to do what to her ass and other orifices.
In the mean time sign me up for some of this.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 8:34:48 PM EDT
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I'll let you fags fight over who is gonna get her first and who is going to do what to her ass and other orifices.
In the mean time sign me up for some of this.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2wogked.jpg


Her eyes are too close together.  Would not hit.



















Link Posted: 5/21/2013 8:37:58 PM EDT
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Taylor Swift is attractive. And I think she looks better now than ever since she has filled out just a bit. She use to be terribly skinny. She is also a talented songwriter. But I just don't find her vocally talented at all. She sounds decent on studio recordings. But she sounds TERRIBLE during live performances. She doesn't possess a tenth of the vocal talent than someone like Carrie Underwood, LeAnn Rimes or Martina McBride has.
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 8:55:25 PM EDT
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OP:  Get a life, ya' fat fuck.  Jerk it out of the public view, ya' low life clod.

We don't care!  Go choke.  ha ha!
Link Posted: 5/21/2013 8:59:38 PM EDT
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Her music actually made me a conservative. She changed my life.

I can't even begin to describe the positive impact I have had from her songs.


How very, very sad for you.


I really hope he's just kidding.



Link Posted: 5/21/2013 9:03:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2013 9:05:15 PM EDT
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I'll let you fags fight over who is gonna get her first and who is going to do what to her ass and other orifices.
In the mean time sign me up for some of this.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2wogked.jpg


I prefer to ogle women that don't look like they've had a lot of work done.  But hey, to each his own.

Link Posted: 5/21/2013 9:06:05 PM EDT
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OP:  Get a life, ya' fat fuck.  Jerk it out of the public view, ya' low life clod.

We don't care!  Go choke.  ha ha!


Link Posted: 5/21/2013 9:10:14 PM EDT
[#42]
I heard this where the post whores are hanging out!?
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