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Posted: 1/1/2014 12:18:26 PM EDT
google-fu brought up nothing, so here goes:

Fox stated that he was simply “fed up with battling the elements” and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull shit.”

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I think the cops were just jealous
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:19:47 PM EDT
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Like a boss.
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:21:57 PM EDT
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Needs to mount it on a John Deer Harvester
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:22:36 PM EDT
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screen name?
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Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:24:33 PM EDT
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I can hear them now (add Fargo, ND accent)

"Bob, I think we have to charge him so the rest of the town doesn't get the same idea.  What if this becomes popular?"
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:25:28 PM EDT
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No video
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:25:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:26:42 PM EDT
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Should be a wee bit harder to arrest someone with a fucking flamethrower
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:27:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:28:08 PM EDT
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LOL
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:28:19 PM EDT
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FPNI
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:28:44 PM EDT
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“illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry”  - I'd like to see THAT on any state's law books
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:29:46 PM EDT
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nice
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:32:50 PM EDT
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onionesque
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:32:53 PM EDT
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I wish that more news was presented that way!

Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:32:58 PM EDT
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Spoil sport.

 
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:34:24 PM EDT
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I just watched a youtube video of a British guy using a pulsejet engine.  We need to step it up, Murrika!
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:35:27 PM EDT
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Fox stated that he was simply “fed up with battling the elements” and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull shit.”

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For the win
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 12:43:29 PM EDT
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I feel for this guy, I will go outside and shovel some sunshine on Friday, it's raining for the next two days.
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Link?

Link Posted: 1/1/2014 1:10:21 PM EDT
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Onion article? It's written like one.
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 1:11:51 PM EDT
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One day I need to procure a flame thrower for myself. Seems like they might come in handy
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 1:13:31 PM EDT
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Haha.... I'm almost at that point.
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 1:14:55 PM EDT
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I told them I was sorry but they locked me up anyhow. Just trying to clear some snow. Move along...
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 1:31:00 PM EDT
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I get paid to do that at work.  Dumping gas on everything works, but isn't as effective.
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Reminds me of my childhood when the railroad would attach weed burners to the rear platform of a caboose and push it down a track with the burners going to melt ice and snow off the rails.  Put on one helluva show when they would do that at night, since from our back porch you could look down on the tracks from about 1/4 mile away.
Link Posted: 1/1/2014 9:04:56 PM EDT
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He's my new freaking hero.
Link Posted: 1/9/2014 7:42:15 PM EDT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7iwSASI8XU

wont embed for some reason
Link Posted: 1/9/2014 7:46:27 PM EDT
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why the hell was he arrested for that? it's snow. he didn't light spotted owls on fire with it. he didn't burn anything down, it's goshdam N Dakota! who cares?!
Link Posted: 1/9/2014 7:49:24 PM EDT
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I laughed out loud. Thank you!
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Link Posted: 1/9/2014 7:58:20 PM EDT
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I know a guy locally that would do that.
Link Posted: 1/9/2014 8:13:43 PM EDT
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I can understand.

Fargo, nuff said...
Link Posted: 1/9/2014 8:29:01 PM EDT
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Spoil sport.  
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"illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry”  - I'd like to see THAT on any state's law books
Spoil sport.  


Hell that might be worth getting on your record just to have it.

"Achievement unlocked!"
Link Posted: 1/9/2014 8:31:47 PM EDT
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ppl on top gear did it, whats the problem?
Link Posted: 1/9/2014 8:40:05 PM EDT
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That was funny.. Reads just like a thread in GD.. Sounds like it was written by an ARFCOMer about an ARFCOMer..

His articles are funny for what they are..
Link Posted: 1/9/2014 8:51:07 PM EDT
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google-fu brought up nothing, so here goes:

Fox stated that he was simply “fed up with battling the elements” and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull shit.”

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I think the cops were just jealous
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So, he isn't a Chris Christie supporter.  
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