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Posted: 5/16/2014 9:38:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 9:40:27 AM EDT
[#1]
When a stripper thinks you're nuts, that's when you know you've hit rock bottom.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 9:40:27 AM EDT
[#2]
Not in?
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 9:41:17 AM EDT
[#3]
Well, I've never given a stripper a laptop.
There's an electronics recycle bin around here, maybe I can go fish out some old cellphones and VGA monitors if that's whores take these  days.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 9:41:44 AM EDT
[#4]
“I helped a little bit here and there, with money here and there. Because she was staying with me for a while because we actually had a relationship.”

“This guy is a nutcase!” Nomi said.

It sounds like he is wasting his time, and IS a nutcase.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 9:42:23 AM EDT
[#5]
I will take solicitation for 200 Alex

Sucka payed but got no play ...... would love to sit on this jury

and laugh at plantiff
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 9:43:05 AM EDT
[#6]

Link Posted: 5/16/2014 9:49:44 AM EDT
[#7]
"Not Guilty!"
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 9:54:05 AM EDT
[#8]
Typical.   Wouldn't have taken it if I knew I had to pay it back.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 10:39:51 AM EDT
[#9]
it's a tarp
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 10:41:53 AM EDT
[#10]
Yay! Houston strippers.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 10:42:14 AM EDT
[#11]
Relationship with a stripper didn't work out?   Unpossible.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 10:44:18 AM EDT
[#12]
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No kiddin'.
I've never understood how anyone can "date" a stripper.
I've worked with them (DJ years ago) and there is no way I could force myself to take any one of them seriously.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 10:54:47 AM EDT
[#13]
Need more pictures to determine guilt or innocence.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 11:07:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2014 12:08:37 PM EDT
[#15]
I know a guy that proudly showed off photos of a stripper barely half his age that he was seeing. He vehemently denied giving her any money. It was simply mutual attraction. Until one morning while he was at church he attracted a text from her demanding cash immediately. He left his wife and kids at church, took the stripper several hundred dollars, and learned a painful lesson about contracts with strippers.


Link Posted: 5/16/2014 12:38:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2014 12:40:18 PM EDT
[#17]
A story of a stripper that ends in failure , Shocked i tell you
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 12:45:20 PM EDT
[#18]
There are a lot of better looking strippers in Houston than this one


 
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 1:18:34 PM EDT
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I know a guy that proudly showed off photos of a stripper barely half his age that he was seeing. He vehemently denied giving her any money. It was simply mutual attraction. Until one morning while he was at church he attracted a text from her demanding cash immediately. He left his wife and kids at church, took the stripper several hundred dollars, and learned a painful lesson about contracts with strippers.


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Link Posted: 5/16/2014 1:24:20 PM EDT
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There are a lot of better looking strippers in Houston than this one


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RuPaul?

Link Posted: 5/16/2014 1:27:31 PM EDT
[#21]
Looks like a dude to me.  I think he found out it's a dude and that's why he wants his money back.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 1:31:45 PM EDT
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Mr. Winky strikes again.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 1:32:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2014 3:00:39 PM EDT
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Going with this.

Plaintiff got the ole pickle surprise.  
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Looks like a dude to me.  I think he found out it's a dude and that's why he wants his money back.  


Going with this.

Plaintiff got the ole pickle surprise.  


Should plaintiff have had a clue, like the name of the club he met her in?  He meet her at some place called The Pickle Jar" or "The Dill Spear"?
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 4:17:26 PM EDT
[#25]
"You can imagine how bad I want my $25 back, huh?"

Link Posted: 5/16/2014 4:25:52 PM EDT
[#26]
So according to him you can go on dates with someone give them stuff and pay for things and if doesn't work out you can sue?
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 4:28:19 PM EDT
[#27]
I complained once to the manager that a stripper in the champagne room wasn't... shall we say... performing very well.

I got comp'd lots of stuff.
Link Posted: 5/16/2014 4:30:33 PM EDT
[#28]
I would take her to Applebees, but not Olive Garden.





Link Posted: 5/16/2014 4:40:01 PM EDT
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There are a lot of better looking strippers in Houston than this one





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That's a dude.









 
Link Posted: 5/22/2014 12:53:13 PM EDT
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That's a dude.



 
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There are a lot of better looking strippers in Houston than this one


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That's a dude.



 



Guilty as hell, looks like a dude and actually kinda scary.
Link Posted: 5/22/2014 12:58:37 PM EDT
[#31]
Robert Wallace says that he loaned the dancer about 2 Grand and he wants it back along with a lap top dance and some DVD's
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Link Posted: 5/22/2014 1:03:48 PM EDT
[#32]
Chicks with dicks?
Link Posted: 5/24/2014 7:42:35 AM EDT
[#33]
Him - Guilty

Her - Not Guilty
Link Posted: 5/24/2014 7:50:02 AM EDT
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More interesting, at the bottom of your link was a story on a mom who hired strippers for her sons 16th birthday. Coolest mom eva!
Link Posted: 5/24/2014 9:38:22 AM EDT
[#35]
You didn't put out, I want my Harry Potter DVDs back!

I went to a strip club once when I was 17. Paid $20 for a 'VIP' lap dance. Bitch said I couldn't touch her titties. Fuck that.

I got a better lap dance from my friend's slut GF at a club, in front of him (he suggested it.)
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