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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:29:26 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: canned meat is despicable   |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:29:28 AM EST
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Quote HistoryThat is one seriously fucked up movie. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:29:49 AM EST
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Danish Fleshlight is killing me
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:33:57 AM EST
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Don't know about the canned whole chicken but I love Sweet Sue Chicken and Dumplings  its been a good run... but we can no longer be friends something is wrong with you man |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:34:07 AM EST
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My Grandmother used to can chickens in quart mason jars. They were tasty... dunno about them things. My wife has been canning chicken and pork Hers is excellent but I can not stomach any tin can meat that's coagulated 
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:34:16 AM EST
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So fucking disgusting.
In the time it would take for me to puke enough to feel clean inside I couldpprobably cook a whole fucking chicken, cook up the giblets for my dog, bone it for stock and make side dishes. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:37:29 AM EST
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:39:19 AM EST
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Their not bad.
But the damn neck bones make it so i do not eat it. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:46:03 AM EST
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My home canned meats don't look like that. Thank God.
I'd give up canning if they did...
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:46:36 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That is one seriously fucked up movie. Quote HistoryQuoted: That is one seriously fucked up movie. Eraserhead made me into the man I am today.
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:49:06 AM EST
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When that movie came out I was set up with a blind date. We all ate shrooms and went to see that goddam horror of a film. 
Never saw the girl again 
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Posted: 7/2/2014 11:59:28 AM EST
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I guess it would be significantly easier than carting around furniture with drawers if you can get the goose's head into a can.
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:03:34 PM EST
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holy smokes..... for real..... thats got more fat jelly than SPAM. That clear "fat jelly" is gelatin and is fat free. It's also the sign of a properly stewed chicken. The yellow stuff is fat . . and there's only like 2 teaspoons of the stuff in the pic. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:03:39 PM EST
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Anyone here watch Chopped. They had a episode where it was in the basket.
So they had to use it. Chopped season 9 "time and space" Anyone have a link? |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:26:18 PM EST
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Grouse No, they're smaller. It's a chicken for sure. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:27:50 PM EST
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Why can't people just cook proper meals for god's sake
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:29:27 PM EST
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Looks like a Danish Fleshlight. Tbh I'd rather fuck that than eat it
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:32:46 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: canned meat is despicable I can my own, it's delicious. I haven't tried canning a whole chicken yet. It would have to be small to fit inside a quart jar. I can venison, wild hog, stew beef, chicken and turkey stock. Ham and beans. Pea soup. I can meat scraps for the doggies. I have made feeble attempts to can chili and other more complicated recipes but have decided it's just easier to can the meat and make stuff with the canned meat. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:37:56 PM EST
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Regardless, it is fowl. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Grouse No, it's chicken. Let's see who gets this Regardless, it is fowl. It's breast to leave this up to the taste testers. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:45:29 PM EST
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One of my pressure canners. The all American 921
 Some of my meat and other supplies. 
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:46:16 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That clear "fat jelly" is gelatin and is fat free. It's also the sign of a properly stewed chicken. The yellow stuff is fat . . and there's only like 2 teaspoons of the stuff in the pic. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: holy smokes..... for real..... thats got more fat jelly than SPAM. That clear "fat jelly" is gelatin and is fat free. It's also the sign of a properly stewed chicken. The yellow stuff is fat . . and there's only like 2 teaspoons of the stuff in the pic. Quit thinking and using facts! 
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:48:52 PM EST
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I wonder if the Shakira canned chicken .GIF is CoC or not?
Hmmm. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:50:07 PM EST
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I swear, some of you people are morons. I can't believe you've lived this long! And the funny thing is, you think y'all are so damn smart!
The "coagulation" is protein. It's gelatinous because it's not hot.  When tshtf, some of y'all aren't going get by as easy as you think you are. This stuff is all easily researched on the web!!! That's the part that really makes my mind full of fuck!! |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:50:59 PM EST
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I've seen these frickin' cans for years (Decades even) and always wondered what I'd find if I bought one(?)
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:55:08 PM EST
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I've had it and it was very good. It tasked like chicken and not 'canned chicken' like you would get for salads or whatever because they pack it in broth not water. No idea why they show it packed in gross jelly looking shit, mine was full to the top with broth that could be reused for soup. My guess is that they meant to show canned chicken in the worst possible light so that it would go better with the humorous nature of the Youtube video.
The only thing that is even remotely 'off' about the stuff is that the meat is soft from being in a can-that might be helped by more time in the oven. Other than that, it looks and tastes like cooked chicken. Smells exactly like Campbells chicken noodle soup. I got enough off of my bird for 4 sandwiches with a little left for picking at. For the money and convenience, I think these are extremely hard to beat as a SHTF source of cooked meat. You don't have to be very hungry to enjoy this chicken. 
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Posted: 7/2/2014 12:56:22 PM EST
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I've had it and it was very good. It tasked like chicken and not 'canned chicken' like you would get for salads or whatever because they pack it in broth not water. No idea why they show it packed in gross jelly looking shit, mine was full to the top with broth that could be reused for soup. My guess is that they meant to show canned chicken in the worst possible light so that it would go better with the humorous nature of the Youtube video. The only thing that is even remotely 'off' about the stuff is that the meat is soft from being in a can-that might be helped by more time in the oven. Other than that, it looks and tastes like cooked chicken. Smells exactly like Campbells chicken noodle soup. I got enough off of my bird for 4 sandwiches with a little left for picking at. For the money and convenience, I think these are extremely hard to beat as a SHTF source of cooked meat. You don't have to be very hungry to enjoy this chicken. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/sfdave/CopyofP1010012.jpg http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/sfdave/Copyofp1010013.jpg http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/sfdave/Copyofp1010015.jpg http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/sfdave/Copyofp1010017.jpg http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/sfdave/P1010021-2.jpg http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/sfdave/p1010025-2.jpg http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/sfdave/P1010024-1.jpg Looks good enough to eat for me. Just needs hot sauce. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:00:41 PM EST
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Uh... So yeah, that may technically be food, as in fuel for the body.
However, the picture of that thing sliding out covered in jelly is straight up nightmare fuel. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:07:52 PM EST
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It doesn't look that bad at all, definitely sounds like good sandwich meat, probably even take the breast meat and put it in a caeser salad or something.
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:13:36 PM EST
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Is that covered in the jelly that humans were covered in in The Matrix? that's a fat sumbitch |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:15:48 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy to bone and make chicken and dumplings. That's chicken meat to cook with...not to eat right out of the can. It's already cooked. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:20:29 PM EST
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It doesn't look that bad at all, definitely sounds like good sandwich meat, probably even take the breast meat and put it in a caeser salad or something. Other than being a little soft and oily, it was cooked chicken meat. I suspect that it could be made more normal in that regard by leaving in the oven longer and not bathing it with the broth a few times like the instructions say to-it just needs to dry out a bit. Made pretty good sandwiches though, I wouldn't have to be real hungry to enjoy more of them. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:24:08 PM EST
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Id buy some to donate to the poor.
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:30:21 PM EST
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Is that covered in the jelly that humans were covered in in The Matrix? WHOAH! |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:31:02 PM EST
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I swear, some of you people are morons. I can't believe you've lived this long! And the funny thing is, you think y'all are so damn smart! The "coagulation" is protein. It's gelatinous because it's not hot.
When tshtf, some of y'all aren't going get by as easy as you think you are. This stuff is all easily researched on the web!!! That's the part that really makes my mind full of fuck!! Your lack of sense of humor gives me the runs. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:31:58 PM EST
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I've never had it, but I LOVE spam, so I'd give it a try.
Shelf-stable, pre-cooked meat is something everyone should have a good stash of. For the cost of 1 night of getting loaded with your buddies, you could have a few cases of food that might be worth it's weight in gold some day. The only negative I can see with this particular product is space wasted by the bones and broth. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:32:07 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Regardless, it is fowl. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Grouse No, it's chicken. Let's see who gets this Regardless, it is fowl. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:33:39 PM EST
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I wonder if the Shakira canned chicken .GIF is CoC or not? Hmmm. I hope so :
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:36:00 PM EST
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If you won't eat that, you're not hungry.
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:38:09 PM EST
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If you won't eat that, you're not hungry. What he said. I don't think this is what FDR had in mind when he promised "A Chicken in Every Pot". |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:39:18 PM EST
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I've never had it, but I LOVE spam, so I'd give it a try. Shelf-stable, pre-cooked meat is something everyone should have a good stash of. For the cost of 1 night of getting loaded with your buddies, you could have a few cases of food that might be worth it's weight in gold some day. The only negative I can see with this particular product is space wasted by the bones and broth. Why is that? If you have a cup of rice, you can have dinner for 4 in a SHTF that didn't cost much to put back and is filling. All you need is a container to cook it in-you can see in the videos how much both it comes with, it's quite a bit and could be the basis for a second meal or another stew on it's own right. That, and it contains a lot of salt, which will be VERY, VERY, VERY valuable in a SHTF. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:42:37 PM EST
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I swear, some of you people are morons. I can't believe you've lived this long! And the funny thing is, you think y'all are so damn smart! The "coagulation" is protein. It's gelatinous because it's not hot.
When tshtf, some of y'all aren't going get by as easy as you think you are. This stuff is all easily researched on the web!!! That's the part that really makes my mind full of fuck!! We roast off chickens for food and stock every week. We collect all the delicious drippings, bone out, and keep all the cartilage and parts. Ours look good, this looks fucking terrible. The skin is all slouchy and pale. The meat is stringy and sickly. The broth looks gross. Even the aforementioned "goo" looks bad like phlegm instead of a rich flavor jelly. |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:47:16 PM EST
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I bought some (not sure if it was the same brand) while on RR in Hawaii in '68. Took them back with me and we grilled 'em as a treat. Tasted like chicken.
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:53:16 PM EST
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I'm sure in a crockpot with broth, it would make fine soup or stew.
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Posted: 7/2/2014 1:56:13 PM EST
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Grouse[url=http:// No, it's chicken. Let's see who gets this I chuckled clucked |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 2:44:44 PM EST
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Grouse[url=http:// No, it's chicken. Let's see who gets this I chuckled clucked This is all half cocked humor |
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Posted: 7/2/2014 3:05:17 PM EST
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Posted: 7/2/2014 3:11:50 PM EST
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Fine for making soup. I dunno wtf is wrong with you people.
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Posted: 7/2/2014 3:23:31 PM EST
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Meh, id try it. I betcha it tastes like chicken...
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Posted: 7/3/2014 2:16:03 AM EST
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Does an archived thread count as a Dupe:http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=10&f=19&t=615781 ?
ETA: Damn see the other dave beat me to it. |
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Posted: 7/3/2014 2:18:19 AM EST
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Grouse No, it's chicken. Yeah but, it's still not a pheasant thought. |
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