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Posted: 8/13/2014 4:18:48 PM EDT
http://youtu.be/M16iNEH-3kc
She's in a bikini, but there's carnage. That's okay, right? Can someone embed? ETA: Here's part 2. Can we get another embed? http://youtu.be/quF8wITJHgU |
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Yeah, that scar there? Thats where some bitch stabbed me. With a catfish.
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It's all fun & games until someone get stuck with a catfish...
Is this the true definition of being "Catfished", as in the show on MTV?
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Am I wrong for feeling an urge to throat punch the hyena cackling behind the camera?
It stopped being funny once it got stuck. -Buzz Killington ETA: Actually, it wasn't that funny to begin with - but not my circus or my monkey. |
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Hospital now. I know a guy who lost his foot because he didn't get treated after stepping on a catfish. Instant brutal bacterial infection, deep and it closes on itself.
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I had one stuck in the meaty part of my thumb. The whole spine went into my hand. Son of a bitch that hurt.
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SaltWater catfish are much more painful to get stuck by than fresh water I feel sorry for her. Ignorance can really bite you in the ass sometimes
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I've gotten stabbed many times by Catfish spines.
But, I do extract some sweet revenge by deep frying them, and serving them up with some hush-puppies. |
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That would be an epic check in form at the ER.
State the nature of your emergency: My friend was spanking me with a dead catfish at the beach and the spine got stuck in my leg. |
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Had one stick a spine through my thumb two weeks ago. Excruciating pain and there is poison on the spine. Nasty little bastards. Had to pull the spine out with pliers. And there are backwards facing barbs on it.
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Ya know, I'm old, and have no game, and I feel quite confident that I could talk those two dumbass chicks into a three some with me.
No really honey, splooge has antibacterial properties , just a little dab l do ya . It works even better if your girlfriend there swishes it around in her mouth first. |
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Thank you so much for posting this video, I feel much less stupid for some of the crap I did this week after watching it.
Love the second video...crowd of 20 people suddenly show up, most of them catfish/animal attack/medical experts...
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IBTL
Not enough violence and gore to offset the blasphemous women. |
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1) Laugh at said chick
2) Cut the damn fish off 3) Take stupid chick to urgent care 4) ??????? 5) Threesome |
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Ya know, I'm old, and have no game, and I feel quite confident that I could talk those two dumbass chicks into a three some with me. No really honey, splooge has antibacterial properties , just a little dab l do ya . It works even better if your girlfriend there swishes it around in her mouth first. View Quote "It's like a jellyfish sting, I need to pee on it" |
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Hospital now. I know a guy who lost his foot because he didn't get treated after stepping on a catfish. Instant brutal bacterial infection, deep and it closes on itself. View Quote This.... My dad got stuck by a saltwater catfish while fishing in the gulf... ended up in the ER hours later. |
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Ya know, I'm old, and have no game, and I feel quite confident that I could talk those two dumbass chicks into a three some with me. No really honey, splooge has antibacterial properties , just a little dab l do ya . It works even better if your girlfriend there swishes it around in her mouth first. View Quote Link to sigh up for your newsletter good sir? |
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My dad got stuck in the arm and his arm swelled up. I thought he was exaggerating then I got stuck in the finger. It was unbelievably excruciating and it swelled up so much I thought it was going to burst.
If you rub the belly on the wound it helps the pain. Not the swelling though. |
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I'm a city girl and all I know about catfish is that there are some in the big tanks at Cabela's. What is it that stabbed her and is that a common thing?
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