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Posted: 8/13/2014 4:18:48 PM EDT
http://youtu.be/M16iNEH-3kc

She's in a bikini, but there's carnage.  That's okay, right?

Can someone embed?

ETA:  Here's part 2.  Can we get another embed?  http://youtu.be/quF8wITJHgU
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:20:56 PM EDT
[#1]
Yeah, that scar there? Thats where some bitch stabbed me. With a catfish.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:21:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Different stuck
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:23:16 PM EDT
[#3]
Shit just got real.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:24:42 PM EDT
[#4]

Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:25:48 PM EDT
[#5]
facepalm.gif



lmfao, some people.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:27:14 PM EDT
[#6]
It's all fun & games until someone get stuck with a catfish...
 



Is this the true definition of being "Catfished", as in the show on MTV?
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:27:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Am I wrong for feeling an urge to throat punch the hyena cackling behind the camera?

It stopped being funny once it got stuck.


-Buzz Killington


ETA: Actually, it wasn't that funny to begin with - but not my circus or my monkey.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:28:14 PM EDT
[#8]
2:47
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:29:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:29:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:29:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Hospital now.  I know a guy who lost his foot because he didn't get treated after stepping on a catfish.  Instant brutal bacterial infection, deep and it closes on itself.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:29:56 PM EDT
[#12]
Something seems fishy with that video!!!
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:30:24 PM EDT
[#13]
I had one stuck in the meaty part of my thumb.  The whole spine went into my hand. Son of a bitch that hurt.

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Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:30:40 PM EDT
[#14]
SaltWater catfish are much more painful to get stuck by than fresh water I feel sorry for her. Ignorance can really bite you in the ass sometimes
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:30:53 PM EDT
[#15]
It was pulling her leg

Not guilty!
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:32:16 PM EDT
[#16]
I'd do her with the fish still stuck in her.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:32:33 PM EDT
[#17]
I've gotten stabbed many times by Catfish spines.  





But, I do extract some sweet revenge by deep frying them, and serving them up with some hush-puppies.  
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:32:52 PM EDT
[#18]
Pretty sure there's a fart at 2:51 in the first video.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:34:56 PM EDT
[#19]
That would be an epic check in form at the ER.

State the nature of your emergency:

My friend was spanking me with a dead catfish at the beach and the spine got stuck in my leg.

Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:35:07 PM EDT
[#20]
Play stupid games...
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:35:59 PM EDT
[#21]
Part 1

Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:36:43 PM EDT
[#22]
The pectoral fin can be barbed and difficult to pull out.  Deep puncture wounds are more likely to get infected since they can deposit bacteria deeply.  Pulling out the barbed fin devitalizes tissue which acts as food for bacteria.  ETA:  Many can have a mild venom as well.

Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:36:55 PM EDT
[#23]
Suck the poison out?
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:36:58 PM EDT
[#24]
Pt 2

Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:37:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Had one stick a spine through my thumb two weeks ago. Excruciating pain and there is poison on the spine. Nasty little bastards. Had to pull the spine out with pliers. And there are backwards facing barbs on it.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:37:39 PM EDT
[#26]
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I've gotten stabbed many times by Catfish spines.  


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That was a saltwater catfish, far worse and they taste much like oily salty shit might.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:38:20 PM EDT
[#27]
Aren't salt water cats protected?
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:39:30 PM EDT
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They are protected by brutal spines and the fact that they taste like shit.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:40:02 PM EDT
[#29]
lol
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:40:18 PM EDT
[#30]
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:42:43 PM EDT
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I've gotten stabbed many times by Catfish spines.

But, I do extract some sweet revenge by deep frying them, and serving them up with some hush-puppies.
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I've managed not to be stabbed by the Channel catfish (yet!) I'm keeping in my aquaponics system.  I don't like handling them with nets since it can tear the membrane portion of the pectoral fin and lead to infection.  I have 17 of them and some are getting pretty big.  This is some going into the system.

Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:47:02 PM EDT
[#32]
I bet that really stuck in her craw...fish
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:50:12 PM EDT
[#33]
Ya know, I'm old, and have no game, and I feel quite confident that I could talk those two dumbass chicks into a three some with me.

No really honey, splooge has antibacterial properties , just a little dab l do ya . It works even better if your girlfriend there swishes it around in her mouth first.

Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:51:54 PM EDT
[#34]
There's a few nice looking beaches there.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:52:07 PM EDT
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They are protected by brutal spines and the fact that they taste like shit.
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They are protected by brutal spines and the fact that they taste like shit.



Link Posted: 8/13/2014 4:52:33 PM EDT
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No, but they taste like shit so it doesn't matter.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:01:06 PM EDT
[#37]
Thank you so much for posting this video, I feel much less stupid for some of the crap I did this week after watching it.  



Love the second video...crowd of 20 people suddenly show up, most of them catfish/animal attack/medical experts...
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:04:43 PM EDT
[#38]
IBTL

Not enough violence and gore to offset the blasphemous women.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:12:28 PM EDT
[#39]
1) Laugh at said chick
2) Cut the damn fish off
3) Take stupid chick to urgent care
4) ???????
5) Threesome
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:23:00 PM EDT
[#40]
Something smells fishy.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:24:42 PM EDT
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Ya know, I'm old, and have no game, and I feel quite confident that I could talk those two dumbass chicks into a three some with me.

No really honey, splooge has antibacterial properties , just a little dab l do ya . It works even better if your girlfriend there swishes it around in her mouth first.

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"It's like a jellyfish sting, I need to pee on it"
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:26:37 PM EDT
[#42]
Part 2 has more boobs.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:29:12 PM EDT
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Hospital now.  I know a guy who lost his foot because he didn't get treated after stepping on a catfish.  Instant brutal bacterial infection, deep and it closes on itself.
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This.... My dad got stuck by a saltwater catfish while fishing in the gulf... ended up in the ER hours later.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:31:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:31:28 PM EDT
[#45]
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Ya know, I'm old, and have no game, and I feel quite confident that I could talk those two dumbass chicks into a three some with me.

No really honey, splooge has antibacterial properties , just a little dab l do ya . It works even better if your girlfriend there swishes it around in her mouth first.

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Link to sigh up for your newsletter good sir?
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:33:56 PM EDT
[#46]
My dad got stuck in the arm and his arm swelled up. I thought he was exaggerating then I got stuck in the finger. It was unbelievably excruciating and it swelled up so much I thought it was going to burst.



If you rub the belly on the wound it helps the pain. Not the swelling though.
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:38:09 PM EDT
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I'm a city girl and all I know about catfish is that there are some in the big tanks at Cabela's. What is it that stabbed her and is that a common thing?
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:38:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:38:46 PM EDT
[#49]
2:47
Link Posted: 8/13/2014 5:40:32 PM EDT
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I'm a city girl and all I know about catfish is that there are some in the big tanks at Cabela's. What is it that stabbed her and is that a common thing?
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They have 3 sharp, bony, mildly venemous spines on their dorsal and pectoral fins that can be hard to see to someone who doesn't know they're there, but they pack a mean punch if you get stung. They also are dirty and can lead to an infection, which this girl will most likely get. It's pretty common to get stung, especially among people who fish a lot.



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