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Posted: 10/16/2014 2:57:33 AM EST
this year for halloween i will be carving a jack-o-lanturn, there is no getting out of it, i tried.  so i have been looking for jack-o-lanturn ideas that are twisted and really messed up, your puking pumpkin surrounded by beer cans would seem mild. but so far, all i can think of is to carve a pumpkin with a small hole in the base of one side, a huge hole in the other side of the face, and splatter the guts beside the pumpkin.


any ideas other than the kurt cobain?
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:00:28 AM EST
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The Ebola pumpkin



1. Carve pumpkin into a puking face complete with carved nose and ears

2. Dye inards of pumpkin red and place like vomit infront of pumpkin

3. Use fake blood to make it look it blood coming from eyes, nose, and mouth



Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:02:35 AM EST
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The Ebola pumpkin

1. Carve pumpkin into a puking face complete with carved nose and ears
2. Dye inards of pumpkin red and place like vomit infront of pumpkin
3. Use fake blood to make it look it blood coming from eyes, nose, and mouth

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sounds tame
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:11:15 AM EST
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Anatomically correct pumpkin orgy
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:13:09 AM EST
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you are a sick bastid, i like it,
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:28:03 AM EST
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sounds tame
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Quoted:  The Ebola pumpkin

1. Carve pumpkin into a puking face complete with carved nose and ears
2. Dye inards of pumpkin red and place like vomit infront of pumpkin
3. Use fake blood to make it look it blood coming from eyes, nose, and mouth



sounds tame


Nurse pumpkin on an airliner?
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:29:32 AM EST
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Tag. Trying to come up with some ideas myself
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:30:23 AM EST
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I'll probably go to hell for this, but, here goes anyway;
Get 2 large pumpkins. Cover one in black cloth with cutouts only for eyes nose and mouth.  Poke a hole on both side and place a forked stick sticking out one side and a knife sticking out the other.  Draw eyes nose and mouth on the other pumpkin only on the upper one third portion, then cut the upper third off and secure to the forked stick as if the other pumpkin is holding it.






































Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:32:03 AM EST
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I'll probably go to hell for this, but, here goes anyway;
Get 2 large pumpkins. Cover one in black cloth with cutouts only for eyes nose and mouth.  Poke a hole on both side and place a forked stick sticking out one side and a knife sticking out the other.  Draw eyes nose and mouth on the other pumpkin only on the upper one third portion, then cut the upper third off and secure to the forked stick as if the other pumpkin is holding i
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that is a good one!
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:32:46 AM EST
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Quoted:

this year for halloween i will be carving a jack-o-lanturn, there is no getting out of it, i tried. so i have been looking for jack-o-lanturn ideas that are twisted and really messed up, your puking pumpkin surrounded by beer cans would seem mild. but so far, all i can think of is to carve a pumpkin with a small hole in the base of one side, a huge hole in the other side of the face, and splatter the guts beside the pumpkin.





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this one is WTF




Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:40:08 AM EST
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https://www.flickr.com/photos/9305962@N04/1681026305

Jack O Lantern pooping...
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:54:41 AM EST
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tame
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 3:57:47 AM EST
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I'm pretty sure that this year you have to go with an ISIS Beheading theme.


Link Posted: 10/16/2014 4:02:43 AM EST
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Baddest jack o lantern ever
Thats the sun recently
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I can send you a pic of my mother in law..  That should scare the shit out of anyone.
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Baddest jack o lantern ever

Thats the sun recently

https://localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/sun.jpeg
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And here's me thinking it was an artist's rendition of global warming...



 
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You know what they say about mothers and daughters.

Sounds like you should be the one that's scared!




Link Posted: 10/16/2014 4:46:06 AM EST
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Go with this




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How about getting a small sugar pumpkin and creating a hazmat suit for it out of a large Ziploc bag?
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 5:42:15 AM EST
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Goatse o lantern.
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 5:54:56 AM EST
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Puts new meaning to "She's got a head on her like a Jack-O-Lantern."

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Looks like a Jimmy Carter/Barack Obama hybrid.
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Needs more truck nuts.
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 8:50:52 AM EST
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I did this a few years ago:


Not the craziest by any stretch, but it amused me.
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 9:05:38 AM EST
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Link Posted: 10/16/2014 9:06:39 AM EST
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Pumpkin Human Centipede.
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 11:46:21 AM EST
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http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/strikerap/IMG_1397.jpg
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/strikerap/IMG_1396.jpg
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Well done.
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 11:51:40 AM EST
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tame
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Jack O Lantern pooping...


tame

I dont think youre allowed to blast everyones creative helping in a "please help me thread"
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 11:57:55 AM EST
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I'll probably go to hell for this, but, here goes anyway;

Get 2 large pumpkins. Cover one in black cloth with cutouts only for eyes nose and mouth.  Poke a hole on both side and place a forked stick sticking out one side and a knife sticking out the other.  Draw eyes nose and mouth on the other pumpkin only on the upper one third portion, then cut the upper third off and secure to the forked stick as if the other pumpkin is holding it.





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I don't get it.  ?

 
Link Posted: 10/16/2014 12:05:00 PM EST
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