Need something to go around my tv to keep my 13 month old off it

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Posted: 11/1/2014 11:47:11 AM EDT

This guy

Won't stop climbing on this

The stand is about 3.5 feet long, 25 inches wide and 18 inches tall.

I need something I can put all the way around it not just in front and one side because he would just drag it away. He pushes his pack n play around the floor. We have one of those heavy plastic playyard things but it to big.

Any suggestions? We're having no luck finding anything that'll work.

Posted: 11/1/2014 11:49:41 AM EDT

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ETA: Add electrical charge for combination defenses.

Posted: 11/1/2014 11:50:42 AM EDT

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http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/180825822401_1_0_1/1000x1000.jpg

Posted: 11/1/2014 11:51:26 AM EDT

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I'd just get rid of the tv. More time for fun kid and dachshund stuff.

eta: what about a squirt gun or a pop can full of pennies?

Posted: 11/1/2014 11:51:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/1/2014 11:54:16 AM EDT

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ass woopin

as already shown by tom and jerry

Posted: 11/1/2014 11:54:55 AM EDT

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Worked on me when I did dumb shit.

OP, mount the TV on the wall and put the electronics on a shelf.

Posted: 11/1/2014 11:56:01 AM EDT

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Mount it on a wall.

Posted: 11/1/2014 11:58:42 AM EDT

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How about a rabbit playpen? It's a small fence enclosure

Posted: 11/1/2014 11:58:58 AM EDT

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Rubber band pistol or a hot wire!

Posted: 11/1/2014 12:01:13 PM EDT

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Airsoft pistol. You can discipline and get in some training at the same time.

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Posted: 11/1/2014 12:01:30 PM EDT

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to put the kid in.

Posted: 11/1/2014 12:01:30 PM EDT

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Vote hot wire or shock collar...

Posted: 11/1/2014 12:01:38 PM EDT

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Worked on me when I did dumb shit.

OP, mount the TV on the wall and put the electronics on a shelf.

This.. On both counts

Posted: 11/1/2014 12:04:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/1/2014 12:36:47 PM EDT

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+1 wall mount

Posted: 11/1/2014 12:37:42 PM EDT

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Op, you deserve some aggravation for making him wear that halloween outfit.

Posted: 11/1/2014 12:43:11 PM EDT

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Wall mounts are cheap on Amazon. Add a shelf if needed.

Put a leash on the monkey.

Posted: 11/1/2014 12:58:28 PM EDT

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We just used half of one of these fences around the base:

Posted: 11/1/2014 12:59:11 PM EDT

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But he's a scary dragon!

Posted: 11/1/2014 12:59:16 PM EDT

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Build an ammo fort around it.

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:02:44 PM EDT

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Invisible fence and a shock collar.

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:03:22 PM EDT

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That's the exact play yard we have, would have to use the whole thing because the individual sections aren't quite long enough.

Mounting the tv isn't an option unless we want to set with our backs to the front windows of our living room.

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:05:10 PM EDT

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He gets one of these everytime he climbs on it. Hasn't worked so far.

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:05:19 PM EDT

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NO! DON'T DO THAT!

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:05:40 PM EDT

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Wife said no.

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:10:02 PM EDT

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NO! DON'T DO THAT!

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NO! DON'T DO THAT!

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Fuck coffee out the nose, that right there gets my vote!

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:13:23 PM EDT

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A squirt bottle?

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:14:33 PM EDT

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Well played.

I'd suggest getting a spanking spoon, spatula, or similar device to keep the junk in your house safe. Stop fencing stuff. Start teaching your children to obey the rules of your house.

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:17:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/1/2014 1:18:19 PM EDT

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This. I have a climber to and the only thing you can do is to make it impossible to access. Your TV stand is a jungle gym for a 13mo.

And for all those saying spanking, 13mo is too young for that.

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:20:48 PM EDT

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Have you tried telling him no?

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:26:06 PM EDT

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This. I have a climber to and the only thing you can do is to make it impossible to access. Your TV stand is a jungle gym for a 13mo.

And for all those saying spanking, 13mo is too young for that.

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Mount it on a wall.

This. I have a climber to and the only thing you can do is to make it impossible to access. Your TV stand is a jungle gym for a 13mo.

And for all those saying spanking, 13mo is too young for that.

Nope. It is the perfect time to start teaching the child.

The only way to get compliance, is to take away because they are too dumb to learn... Isn't this liberal logic?

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:27:19 PM EDT

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Yes

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:28:09 PM EDT

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The kid? Brilliant!

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:29:25 PM EDT

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And 13 months old isn't to young for a spanking. He gets spanked everytime he climbs on anything. He's just real stubborn and I will break him of it.

Posted: 11/1/2014 1:35:00 PM EDT

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And 13 months old isn't to young for a spanking. He gets spanked everytime he climbs on anything. He's just real stubborn and I will break him of it.

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I applaud your determination on teaching your children to respect the rules and authority.

I have a few hard headed children as well. Working with a stubborn child at this age, is much easier to find success quickly vs trying when he is 4, 10, or ... 17 years old.