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Posted: 2/19/2015 11:26:13 AM EDT
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I plan on buying some of those and do a contest between the kids. Which ever kid eats the most gets $10 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Haribo sugar free gummy bears.  I plan on buying some of those and do a contest between the kids. Which ever kid eats the most gets $10 This is borderline child abuse.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 11:29:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2015 11:30:00 AM EDT
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Poop thread.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 11:30:47 AM EDT
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Another vote for magnesium citrate.
Why wait?
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Posted: 2/19/2015 11:54:54 AM EDT
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Mag Citrate & Miralax.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:07:57 PM EDT
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Go to ANY fast food chain. Buy the first three value meals on the menu. Eat all three.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:17:28 PM EDT
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As others have said, Fleet...But don't do the enema...Do the suppositories... You just stick that little baby up in there and wait a couple minutes...
Get a good book, a couple of glasses of water, Get bucked naked and hold on tight... |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:20:29 PM EDT
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Culvers shake. Bigger the better.
ETA: I love the things, but I need to plan on being near a usable bathroom about 30 minutes later. Doesn't always happen, but often enough! |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:23:12 PM EDT
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Pic of Hitlery.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:23:22 PM EDT
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Epsom salts. two table spoons in a glass of water and hang on... This |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:33:17 PM EDT
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draft beer
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:34:18 PM EDT
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or 
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:37:14 PM EDT
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Uncooked green beans or sugar snap peas. Celery.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:38:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:39:50 PM EDT
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China Green Dieters' Tea
The violence it caused to my bowels made my teeth chatter. 
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:39:52 PM EDT
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Them Fiber One bars are sure tasty... and they don't seem to work for me so I usually eat a couple a day.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:41:34 PM EDT
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Expired eggs, clean you right out.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 12:42:39 PM EDT
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Two glasses of unfiltered apple cider. Wait 10 minutes. Thar she blows! Yep. Cider and strong coffee work for me. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:20:34 PM EDT
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China Green Dieters' Tea The violence it caused to my bowels made my teeth chatter. http://i.imgur.com/vQT8jGq.jpg The effects you describe combined with the silhouette of that woman on the giant tea cup gave me the lulz. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:21:06 PM EDT
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White Castles Long John Silvers 
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:27:54 PM EDT
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Green bananas or green(not ripe) apples.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:35:06 PM EDT
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The effects you describe combined with the silhouette of that woman on the giant tea cup gave me the lulz. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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China Green Dieters' Tea The violence it caused to my bowels made my teeth chatter. http://i.imgur.com/vQT8jGq.jpg The effects you describe combined with the silhouette of that woman on the giant tea cup gave me the lulz. Yeah. I took it at the suggestion from a Pharmacists after she filled a pain med prescription. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:38:26 PM EDT
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waterski naked and try lots of tricks
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:41:12 PM EDT
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Coffee and a cigarette.
Nicotine and caffeine together works every time. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:47:19 PM EDT
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Mg Citrate Whole bottle, drink it on ice Refreshing in so many ways came here to post this. Mag citrate is what our doc's always send home with the FOS patients. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:49:05 PM EDT
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for me personally, Dairy Queen ice cream
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:54:53 PM EDT
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Eat three grapefruits like they are oranges.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 1:58:12 PM EDT
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500 mg of over-the-counter magnesium supplements.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:01:23 PM EDT
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wrong thread.  |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:04:12 PM EDT
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Cheap tequila. I mean like plastic bottle cheap. And lots of it. Just don't blame me if you end up in Juarez with a new tattoo.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:11:16 PM EDT
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came here to post this. Mag citrate is what our doc's always send home with the FOS patients. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mg Citrate Whole bottle, drink it on ice Refreshing in so many ways came here to post this. Mag citrate is what our doc's always send home with the FOS patients. Drank a bottle couple hours ago. Nothing. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:12:00 PM EDT
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This is borderline child abuse. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Haribo sugar free gummy bears. I plan on buying some of those and do a contest between the kids. Which ever kid eats the most gets $10 This is borderline child abuse. It would be unsafe for both your children and your furniture. I shit you not. Just Don't. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:13:59 PM EDT
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Post raisin bran, high in fiber
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:14:03 PM EDT
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China Green Dieters' Tea The violence it caused to my bowels made my teeth chatter. http://i.imgur.com/vQT8jGq.jpg  . REPORTED!
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:15:57 PM EDT
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where was this thread 4 months ago when i went to the ER. magnesium citrate and be next to a toilet |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:18:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:18:59 PM EDT
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Drank a bottle couple hours ago. Nothing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mg Citrate Whole bottle, drink it on ice Refreshing in so many ways came here to post this. Mag citrate is what our doc's always send home with the FOS patients. Drank a bottle couple hours ago. Nothing.
You must be plugged the fuck up. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:29:57 PM EDT
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. REPORTED!
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China Green Dieters' Tea The violence it caused to my bowels made my teeth chatter. http://i.imgur.com/vQT8jGq.jpg . REPORTED!
It is only 1 girl, one cup. 
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:44:36 PM EDT
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Laxatives can be not good depending on the actual reason for constipation. You assume it's the pasta. If there's an actual blockage, they can damage you.
The enema (or suppositories) are a safer bet. Then, get on a fiber schedule. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:46:34 PM EDT
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Metamucil, or its generic version.
Take a shot a day, and eat more fruit and vegetables. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 2:56:02 PM EDT
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It would be unsafe for both your children and your furniture. I shit you not. Just Don't. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Haribo sugar free gummy bears. I plan on buying some of those and do a contest between the kids. Which ever kid eats the most gets $10 This is borderline child abuse. It would be unsafe for both your children and your furniture. I shit you not. Just Don't. I see what you did there.... |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 3:08:15 PM EDT
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Milk of Magnesia works pretty well for me, and it's what the colon doctor recommended. Mix with orange juice and vodka. It's called a "Phillips Screwdriver"
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Posted: 2/19/2015 3:29:51 PM EDT
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Ask Al Roker.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 3:37:21 PM EDT
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Pabst Blue Ribbon and Burger King.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 4:09:21 PM EDT
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This. Magnesium Citrate, one bottle at once and another a couple hours later. It's SOP for a colonoscopy, what the doc refers to the "easy" method for folks that don't want to drink the jug of gopher snot. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mg Citrate Whole bottle, drink it on ice Refreshing in so many ways This. I've seen people use it in place of "GoLightly" to clean out for a colonoscopy. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 4:35:56 PM EDT
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Hot water and eight-count bodybuilders.
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Posted: 2/19/2015 4:38:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: Yeah serious question. Ate to much pasta and I am bound up tight. Painful tight and lower back hurting. Yeah poop thread but I need help. Magnesium citrate. Or a fleet enema. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 4:38:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This. Magnesium Citrate, one bottle at once and another a couple hours later. It's SOP for a colonoscopy, what the doc refers to the "easy" method for folks that don't want to drink the jug of gopher snot. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Mg Citrate Whole bottle, drink it on ice Refreshing in so many ways One bottle is enough for me. I'm surprised that I don't get propelled off the toilet. |
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Posted: 2/19/2015 5:34:36 PM EDT
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One tall glass of Prune juice, be near the shitter!
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Posted: 2/19/2015 5:37:48 PM EDT
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White Castles Long John Silvers http://investorplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Taco-Bell.jpeg +1, though should add a 6 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best for best results. |
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